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Author : Marvin Lebman
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
Page : 392 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2004
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781412038706
Emailed jokes and funny stories.
Author : AMERDON PRODUCTIONS
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 310 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2010-02-25
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781450030045
Exceptionally compiled by Amerdon Productions, FUNNY STORIES & JOKES FROM THE INTERNET contains many stories and jokes that have been on the Internet. Aimed at bringing together in one place some of the best stories and jokes that have been circulating in cyberspace, this book will make you laugh, cry, and will hold your interest. This collection comes from the emails from thousands of people containing these stories and jokes—the best have been compiled, sanitized, and brought together in this volume to bring laughter to your face. A product of much time and effort, this book is set to give a unique piece of amusement to your heart.
Author : Alan To
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 108 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2017-04-08
Category : Wit and humor
ISBN : 154519789X
HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! As they say, 'Happy is the best medicine to your body and mind'. And what better way to be happy than by reading funny jokes! Get this book NOW and read 100+ pages of Funny Short Stories and Funny Jokes. Do you want to - - Eliminate stress - Burn calories - Heal yourself - Bring joy to people around and - Most importantly, laugh your heart out! If yes, then this is the book for you. So make yourself at home or at school, relax, and get ready to be happy at our funny jokes collection Jokes for everyone - high quality and hilarious - this book is a must read! So what are you waiting for? Young readers will have a fun time sharing this funny collection of hilarious jokes with their friends and family! A great gift for everyone! Sample Jokes in the Book 1.$5,000,000 or 5 Daughters? The Wiseman asks: "What would you choose, five millions dollars or five daughters?" The Fool replies: "Silly! Of course, I would choose five millions dollars!" The Wiseman said: "If you have five millions dollars, you will not be satisfied and always want more money, but if you have five daughters, you will surely say, 'I have enough.'" 2.A Tricky Letter from The Prisoner A prisoner knows that the letters he sent to his wife from the prison were screened first. When he received his wife's letter about her home garden, the letter is written: "Honey, when should we plant our potatoes?" He wrote a replied letter: "No matter what, DO NOT dig any soil in the garden. I buried all my guns and weapons in there. " A few days later his wife replied, "Seven investigators came to my home, they dig every inch of soil in the garden." Then she received her husband's letter, "Now is the time to plant some potatoes." 3.Typing Skill CEO: "Wow! You typing skill is greatly improved! There are only six typos! Keep up the good work!" Secretary: "Thank you!" CEO: "Now, let's take a look at the second line..."
Author : Adam Smith
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2018-12-06
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1790808006
Jokes you never read! All new jokes!Perfect Gift for your Friends!This super funny adult joke book is NOT for kids!Joking is always fun!However, it is not that easy to find really good jokes today. Some of them are simply out-of-date. This jokes book is different!WHY?THE JOKES ARE REAL DIRTY AND YOU WILL REMEMBER THEM 4EVER!Buying and reading this humor book you will get: -Wise jokes for Wiseguys;-A great collection of 500+ FUNNY DIRTY JOKES & SHORT REAL LIFE STORIES;-Dirty jokes about sex, life, alcohol and other cool stuff;-Jokes for adults only;-New jokes for 2018;-Jokes that you will remember forever.Thank You
Author : Joe King
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 110 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2017-02-20
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1543112927
Have you ever been in a situation where you need to lighten the mood, or just want a few moments to make your friends, family or coworkers laugh? There's no better way to do that than by telling them a joke. Jokes, riddles, and funny stories are a time-tested method to put anyone in a better mood, or even impress that special someone by showing off your humorous side. Gathered in this collection are some of the funniest, wittiest, dumbest, most groan-inducing jokes you and your soon-to-be-audience have ever heard. Be prepared to chuckle, snort, laugh out loud, and even roll your eyes at the jokes, stories, anecdotes, and riddles in this book. Warning: There are some... how should I put it? Less than work-appropriate jokes in here. Some may even be downright offensive to some people. Know your audience before telling some of these jokes or, at least, be open to the thought that not everyone has the same sense of humor as you do. (They're just wet blankets, though. They don't deserve to laugh at your jokes, anyways!) Please, enjoy! **This book may contain material that can be considered lewd or offensive**
Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 90 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2016-05-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781626866133
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Author : Marvin Lebman
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
Page : 329 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2004-11-24
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781426939280
Emailed jokes and funny stories.
Author : Ciel Publishing
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 210 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2019-02-12
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1796698709
Q: How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? A: Because it's a-pparent. (bu-dum-tss) If you've ever heard a joke so bad it made you laugh, then you know what I'm talking about. Dad jokes are pun-intensive, absurd attempts at jokes that only middle-aged "dads" would think of. Perhaps, that's where they get their charm from. Despite the initial "did he just say that?" reactions these jokes seem get from people, they can be the secret sauce behind great dinners with extended family and otherwise awkward get-togethers. Why? Well, they make great icebreakers for just about any situation! They're also very kid-friendly, so there's no need to hide them away or have them cover their ears every few minutes. In Dad Jokes for Kids and Their Adults! you will: Find 1000 so bad they're funny jokes for just about any ocassion! Have at your disposal jokes that will improve expand your child's vocabulary and versatility with language! Enjoy countless hours of nerve-wrecking humor! Develop the repertoire necessary to become a pun master! If you're ready to have everyone in the family laughing, then click on the "add to cart" button now and get your copy today!
Author : Joe King
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 336 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2017-09-26
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1977673090
Have you ever been in a situation where you need to lighten the mood, or just want a few moments to make your friends, family or coworkers laugh? There's no better way to do that than by telling them a joke. Jokes, riddles, and funny stories are a time-tested method to put anyone in a better mood, or even impress that special someone by showing off your humorous side. Gathered in this six-book collection are some of the funniest, wittiest, dumbest, most groan-inducing jokes and stories that you and your soon-to-be-audience have ever heard. Be prepared to chuckle, snort, laugh out loud, and even roll your eyes at the jokes, stories, anecdotes, and riddles in this book. Warning: There are some... how should I put it? Less than work-appropriate jokes in here. Some may even be downright offensive to some people. Know your audience before telling some of these jokes or, at least, be open to the thought that not everyone has the same sense of humor as you do. (They're just wet blankets, though. They don't deserve to laugh at your jokes, anyways!) Please, enjoy! **This book may contain material that can be considered lewd or offensive**
Author : Silly Willy
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 69 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2019-04-27
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1095626779
This original short story collection is a great book for kids who love to giggle! Each story is easy to read with fun illustrations to help entertain younger readers! Kids will love sharing these silly stories! Be warned! These stories are really silly! So silly, in fact, that it is hard not to laugh! Silly Willy has returned with a new book to the popular Silly series. This collection of short stories is perfect for children who love a silly tale and are starting to grow their reading skills into chapter books.The collection of 12 original silly stories features a wide range of themes and adventures. Story 1: My Super Hero Diary, featuring an unlucky superhero and his bullying villain roommate. Story 2: A story featuring an ancient Egyptian pharaoh and his wish to build a pyramid. Story 3: A story about a boy who has built a castle. But not a well-constructed one! Story 4: A girl clones herself with unexpected results. Story 5: A tall tale about a nose picker and his passionate hobby. Story 6: An entertaining adventure to find a mysterious horribly bad smell. Where is it coming from? Story 7: A dog and his owner have an embarrassing mix up! Story 8: A clever inventor has a not-so-clever idea! Story 9: A fairy tale involving an innocent baby and a greedy troll monster. Story 10: A schoolboy visits the doctor after a homework incident. Story 11: A talentless unicorn courageously enters a talent contest! She can't sing, dance, tell jokes or draw! How will she win the most talented award? Story 12: Erik and his Viking friends discover an island with some 'strange' animals. The book has been written to include a few challenging words that will help expand a child's vocabulary. Parents will cherish reading these short tales to their younger ones. This book is ideal as a short read before bedtime, or in between games and activity time. Older children will also love reading these funny stories quietly or acting as the storyteller reading aloud. Each story is fast-paced and varies in length. The tales themselves contain good family-style humor acceptable for kids and adults. If your kids love fiction stories like Captain Underpants, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, or Big Nate, then these silly stories will soon become their favorite, too! The book is hilariously illustrated. This book is a perfect gift for kids who need a break from video games, TV screens, movies, and other media. Or when it is too wet and cold for outside sport play! These silly stories are also a great travel companion or an ideal birthday, holiday, or get well gift for kids! Ages: 4 & up. / Ideal for Pre-K and first graders through to the 5th grade.
Author : Bar Hebraeus,E. A. Wallis Budge
Publisher : Gorgias PressLlc
Page : 404 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2003
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1593330162
This is the first complete edition containing 727 "laughable stories," of Bar-Hebraeus's humorous stories. It was "the child of the compiler's old age," and says much for the broadmindedness and versatility of the learned Bar-Hebraeus.
Author : Oscar Weigle
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 105 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 1959
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0448028921
A collection of short jokes, riddles and funny stories, poetry and cartoons.
Author : Rohit Agarwal
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 564 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2017-01-25
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1520431341
An eclectic collection of humour from the internet, gathered over twenty years. They have been categorized and indexed for easy reference. Ideal material for speakers, trainers, toastmasters who want to pepper up their repertoire for any occasion. Or for everyone to just randomly flip pages and laugh away the day's stress, forget your troubles and immerse yourself in humour.
Author : Kobina Amissah-Fynn
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2019-12-10
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1673490808
VERY SHORT FUNNY STORIESIn this book of really short funny stories, one should expect nothing less than one short, short funny story after another. To say they are unique short funny stories or short funny jokes is of course relative, but none of the twelve stories on offer is more than a couple of pages long. And they all have the same purpose-to bring a smile to the reader's face, if not make him giggle, chuckle or laugh out loud in amusement.Verily, the short funny story jokes of this book can be enjoyed by young and old alike. So enjoy.
Author : Edward Dadiomov
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 342 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2013-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1441552979
The book consists of separate chapters and each of them has its own name that reflects the subject of its content. There are twenty five chapters in the book. The author was trying to make book as funny, entertaining and amusing as possible for different groups of people speaking English. Between its covers you will find a lot of information that reflects Russian life in the form of humor. Most jokes and anecdotes have been translated from Russian but some of them have been borrowed from English sources. Russian jokes were picked up from the author's friends and relatives, Russian TV and Internet radio programs, from Russian newspapers published in USA. Most of them are fresh and certainly reflect everyday life in Russia. Some jokes are related to the former Soviet Union. Readers, if you find some of the jokes inappropriate or abusive, just ignore them. It is well known that understanding foreign humor is often difficult for a number of reasons. Moreover, it takes time to completely understand some jokes because of the nature of the humor.