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Can You Trust a Fart?

Author : Rebecca Boom
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2019-06-04
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0996463585

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A children's book teaching trust with farts!

Never Trust a Fart

Author : Jason Herbert
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 86 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2019-08-19
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1687224099

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Like a hard hitting investigative reporter, I asked the tough questions and got down to the truth! Grown men throughout the world regularly poop their pants. Here are their stories.

At My Age You Just Can't Trust A Fart

Author : Frank Lacy
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 150 pages
File Size : 44,7 Mb
Release : 2019-05-07
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1097346595

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At My Age You Just Can't Trust A Fart by Frank Lacy Pdf

A journal for keeping track of all sorts of things.

No One Likes a Fart

Author : Zoe Foster Blake
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 2020-01-14
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781524791902

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No One Likes a Fart by Zoe Foster Blake Pdf

Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

At My Age You Just Can't Trust A Fart

Author : Bw Journals
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 122 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2019-08
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1086850157

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At My Age You Just Can't Trust A Fart by Bw Journals Pdf

Looking for a funny journal? This is the perfect gift for you.

Fart Dictionary

Author : Scott A. Sorensen
Publisher : Running Press Adult
Page : 85 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2013-11-05
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780762454464

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The one and only Fart Dictionary is a hilarious, illustrated collection of fart definitions for every occasion, covering a wide range of topics. Whether it's politics, poetry, karaoke, Mardi Gras, Food Network, Jane Austen, love, war, ghosts, family, sports, fashion, Shakespeare, or vegetarians, there's a fart in this book for everyone. Examples include "apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away," "boomerang fart: a fart which has somehow returned to haunt you," and many, many more. Featuring whimsical artwork and all wrapped up in a classy little package, Fart Dictionary is a perfect gag gift and certain to be a hit with anyone who has ever laughed at the sound of breaking wind.

Who Cut the Cheese?

Author : Jo Nesbo
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 446 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2012-11-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781442433083

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Who Cut the Cheese? by Jo Nesbo Pdf

New adventures await Doctor Proctor, Lisa, and Nilly as they try to protect Oslo, Norway, from invading aliens, enormous snakes in the sewers, seven-legged Peruvian sucking spiders, and sinister waffle irons.

The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts

Author : M.D. Whalen
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 142 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2018-03-28
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9627866407

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The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts by M.D. Whalen Pdf

Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.

The Big Book of Farts

Author : James Carlisle
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 102 pages
File Size : 55,9 Mb
Release : 2016-11-21
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1684182018

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This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.

This Old Man

Author : Roger Angell
Publisher : Anchor
Page : 321 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2016-10-18
Category : Literary Collections
ISBN : 9781101971390

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Roger Angell, the acclaimed New Yorker writer and editor, steps up with a selection of writings that celebrate a view from the tenth decade of an engaged, vibrant life. Whether it’s a Fourth of July in rural Maine, the opening game of the 2015 World Series, editorial exchanges with John Updike, a letter to a son, or his award-winning essay on aging, “This Old Man,” what links the pieces is Angell’s unique perceptions and humor, his utter absence of self-pity, and his appreciation of friends and colleagues encountered over a fruitful career unlike any other.

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

Author : Mark Haddon
Publisher : Anchor Canada
Page : 182 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2009-02-24
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780307371560

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The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon Pdf

A bestselling modern classic—both poignant and funny—narrated by a fifteen year old autistic savant obsessed with Sherlock Holmes, this dazzling novel weaves together an old-fashioned mystery, a contemporary coming-of-age story, and a fascinating excursion into a mind incapable of processing emotions. Christopher John Francis Boone knows all the countries of the world and their capitals and every prime number up to 7,057. Although gifted with a superbly logical brain, Christopher is autistic. Everyday interactions and admonishments have little meaning for him. At fifteen, Christopher’s carefully constructed world falls apart when he finds his neighbour’s dog Wellington impaled on a garden fork, and he is initially blamed for the killing. Christopher decides that he will track down the real killer, and turns to his favourite fictional character, the impeccably logical Sherlock Holmes, for inspiration. But the investigation leads him down some unexpected paths and ultimately brings him face to face with the dissolution of his parents’ marriage. As Christopher tries to deal with the crisis within his own family, the narrative draws readers into the workings of Christopher’s mind. And herein lies the key to the brilliance of Mark Haddon’s choice of narrator: The most wrenching of emotional moments are chronicled by a boy who cannot fathom emotions. The effect is dazzling, making for one of the freshest debut in years: a comedy, a tearjerker, a mystery story, a novel of exceptional literary merit that is great fun to read.

Smiling Box Monster

Author : Charlie Matthews
Publisher : Charlie Matthews
Page : 329 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2024-01-31
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Bennington Slipdale, III is ridiculously overqualified and underskilled. With the tsunami of the global pandemic threatening, right before the shut down of the Chicago Public Schools, Bennington abandons his AP Calculus position and flees for higher ground. Now he stands on unfamiliar turf, with jobs hard to find in the new covid-driven economy. Bennington, or preferably Benny, has no choice but to deliver boxes for the mega e-commerce empire of the universe. The problem is, Benny’s painfully slow, fumbles with the evil box scanning device oddly called a Rabbit, and is under constant threat of losing his job where “calculus doesn’t get boxes to stoops.” Everything he’s learned before now is of no use. To make things worse, Benny struggles with an acute fear of failure, or atychiphobia. Slinging boxes is his only chance to redeem himself and not just become another dime a dozen atychiphobe: convinced he was never good at anything and never will be. Will becoming a master box slinger of the wild, wild midwest conquer his fear?

Swiss Fork Saga

Author : Danny W. Fair
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 244 pages
File Size : 50,9 Mb
Release : 2017-01-16
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781365423437

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The story of a Colorado rancher in the 1880's and his desire to build a railroad.

The Wit of Golf

Author : Barry Johnston
Publisher : Hodder & Stoughton
Page : 265 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2010-05-27
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9781848946842

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The Wit of Golf by Barry Johnston Pdf

Building on the huge success of THE WIT OF CRICKET, this is a collection of the funniest golf anecdotes, jokes and stories. A bumper bag of humorous anecdotes and amusing tales from golf's best-loved personalities that proves golf is a funny old game – birdies, bunkers and all! Read hilarious stories covering everything from caddies to the clubhouse by the game's all-time great characters, including Peter Alliss, Nick Faldo, Sandy Lyle, Sam Torrance and Ian Woosnam. Enjoy the humour of legendary players such as Seve Ballesteros, Tony Jacklin, Jack Nicklaus, Lee Trevino and Tiger Woods, as they share the funny side of playing in the Open Championship and the Ryder Cup. Laugh-out-loud at celebrity golfers Bruce Forsyth and Michael Parkinson's rib-tickling anecdotes about pro-am tournaments and club golf. THE WIT OF GOLF is a wonderful collection of jokes, stories and anecdotes, perfect for any golf fan.

Charlie Turns Into a T-Rex

Author : Sam Copeland
Publisher : Penguin UK
Page : 320 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2019-08-08
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780241346266

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Charlie Turns Into a T-Rex by Sam Copeland Pdf

A Waterstones Paperback of the Year! What happens when you feel stressed? Maybe you start sweating, or your heart beats faster. When Charlie McGuffin gets stressed, something a little bit different happens: he turns into an animal! Unfortunately, things are getting quite stressful for Charlie: - His dad's business is in real trouble - He might have to move in with his Aunt Brenda and her seventeen cats (and wooden leg) - And it's getting harder and harder to control his powers Luckily, Charlie's best friends Flora, Wogan and Mohsen are on hand to help. If they can break into the fortress-like offices of Van Der Gruyne Industries and recover the McGuffins' stolen gold, maybe Charlie won't have to move away after all. Can Charlie's friends help him master his powers once and for all, or will he end up stuck as a pigeon forever? Praise for Charlie Changes into a Chicken: 'This is a really funny book!' Alice, age 8 'My body couldn't help but shake with laughter' Maren, age 10 'Belly-busting hilarity' The Guardian 'Laugh-out-loud funny' The Mail on Sunday 'The modern masterpiece . . . this savvy, comic tale ticks every box' The Daily Telegraph 'Cleverly daft storytelling at its very, very best' Maz Evans, author of Who Let The Gods Out? 'The best kind of silly' The Observer 'Full of heart and humour, wit and wisdom' Sophie Anderson, author of The House with Chicken Legs 'Wonderfully heart-warming and absolutely hilarious' Catherine Doyle, author of The Storm Keeper's Island Charlie Changes into a Chicken has been: Shortlisted for the Waterstones Children's Book Prize! Longlisted for the Brandford Boase Award! Longlisted for the Blue Peter Award! The Guardian and The Telegraph's Book of the Year!