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Author : Jason Herbert
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 86 pages
File Size : 48,9 Mb
Release : 2019-08-19
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1687224099
Like a hard hitting investigative reporter, I asked the tough questions and got down to the truth! Grown men throughout the world regularly poop their pants. Here are their stories.
Author : Rebecca Boom
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2019-06-04
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0996463585
A children's book teaching trust with farts!
Author : Zoe Foster Blake
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2020-01-14
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781524791902
Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Author : Rebecca Boom
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2019-09-05
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1733379320
A children's book teaching trust with farts!
Author : Roger Angell
Publisher : Anchor
Page : 321 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2016-10-18
Category : Literary Collections
ISBN : 9781101971390
Roger Angell, the acclaimed New Yorker writer and editor, steps up with a selection of writings that celebrate a view from the tenth decade of an engaged, vibrant life. Whether it’s a Fourth of July in rural Maine, the opening game of the 2015 World Series, editorial exchanges with John Updike, a letter to a son, or his award-winning essay on aging, “This Old Man,” what links the pieces is Angell’s unique perceptions and humor, his utter absence of self-pity, and his appreciation of friends and colleagues encountered over a fruitful career unlike any other.
Author : V. Allen
Publisher : Springer
Page : 239 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2010-05-24
Category : Literary Criticism
ISBN : 9780230109063
This book presents waste as an aesthetic category that introduces an arsy-versy world where detritus is precious. This aesthetic is applied in the second part to etymology, poking through the 'paternal dungheaps' of words, and tracing their origins not to Eden but to Babel, puns, and word play.
Author : R Sole Ph D,R. Sole
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 55,9 Mb
Release : 2013-11-10
Category : Flatulence
ISBN : 1493720910
There are many books on the market giving solutions on how to stop farting. But what is there for people who want to fart more? To fart louder? To fart longer? To fart stronger...both pressure wise, and smell wise? Those that want to become champions at passing wind? Those that want to exercise their right to free speech, and exercise their sphincters at the same time? Those who say to hell with the clean air bill? And to those who want to fart responsibly, and not leave skid marks. And to those that just want to have fun! Well, to all those people, this book is written for you! In this concise, no fluff (well, actually full of fluff and hot air) report you'll learn to do exactly what the book title says... Fart louder, longer and stronger. In this short read you'll learn to build up the fart pressure with scientific food combining, and how to release it at will with advanced bowel control. Impress your friends, relatives, and partners. You'll be the talk of the town. Learn to create copious amounts of wind, and how to utilize it for best effect. You'll learn how to generate the gas, how to control and propel it, and how to make it smell beastly! From meek and mild through too big, bold and offensive...in fact deadly! Use these skills to clear a long bank queue, get a seat on a crowded train or bus, get extra leg room on a long flight, in fact the possibilities are endless. Go into stealth mode and watch people give each other the hairy eye ball as they try to figure out who dropped the clanger. Movie theaters, restaurants, amusement rides...nothing is safe...nothing is out of bounds. Get creative! Use your new found super powers to go above and beyond what others thought possible. Use shock and awe tactics. Singe peoples nose hairs. Create havoc. Have them gagging, and gasping for air. But with these new found powers comes great responsibility. Use them for good. Clear a bus to make a seat for a little old lady...and let someone else take the blame! (Insert evil chuckle here). Everything and anything is possible in this new paradigm of achievement that you will find your life propelled into. Blast yourself into success. Rise to heights and levels previously unimaginable. The world truly is your oyster, or perhaps I should say pickled egg. Forget about dropping your lunch, that will all be behind you...think about dropping a whole shopping trolley of cheese, tasty! Based on real science and food chemistry, this book is very much a practical guide, without getting bogged down too deeply into technical crap. Prac, not crap. There are enough scientific facts to keep the more technically minded satisfied. Onward and upward, go boldly forward into a hole (pun intended) new level of achievement, recognition, and farting pleasure. You will now be a famed Fartiste, and the envy of your colleagues, friends, and work mates. Walk tall, with your nose held high. You will exude a presence that commands attention. At last, gain the respect you deserve. OK, that's enough reading this blurb. Stop dreaming, and get into action and start reaping the rewards of fame and respect. Click the buy now button now, and let the fun begin!
Author : Marty Kelley
Publisher : Union Square & Co.
Page : 31 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2020-02-28
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781454941484
Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Author : James Carlisle
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 102 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2016-11-21
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1684182018
This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.
Author : Jason Herbert
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 139 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2020-06-25
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798657036275
Grown men throughout the world share one thing in common, sometimes they accidentally poop their pants. As it turns out, women regularly poop their pants too! With such overwhelming success of Never Trust A Fart #1, I knew my mission was not complete. I have had so many vulnerable people come to me openly, asking for the burden of their embarrassing stories to be lifted. So, here they are. Enjoy!
Author : Campanella D. Price
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 112 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2019-09-18
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1694136353
Need a gift for a 50 year old man or woman? This funny notebook will be perfect. This inexpensive gift will make everyone laugh. Great Over the Hill birthday gift for a man or woman. Book features: 6x9 Soft Cover 120 Lined Pages Use for a gratitude journal, notes, or grocery list
Author : Todd Strauss-Schulson
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2023-02-28
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781614297826
"Sometimes we have nightmares, or we're filled with anxiety and fear. And when you're a kid, you don't always understand why or what to do about it. Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts is funny and gross, but more importantly, it gives kids the big tools they need to cultivate a relationship with their mind, to become its friend and understand that they don't have to listen to everything it says-to realize that thoughts (like gass) will pass"--
Author : Nick Caruso,Dani Rabaiotti
Publisher : Hachette Books
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2018-04-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780316484138
From the scientist duo behind True or Poo?, their original New York Times bestselling sensation--a scientifically precise, fully illustrated, utterly hilarious guide to animal flatulence. Dogs do it. Millipedes do it. Dinosaurs did it. You do it. I do it. Octopuses don't (and nor do octopi). Spiders might do it: more research is needed. Birds don't do it, but they could if they wanted to. Herrings do it to communicate with each other. In 2017 zoologist Dani Rabaiotti's teenage brother asked her a most teenaged question: Do snakes fart? Stumped, Rabaiotti turned to Twitter. The internet did not disappoint. Her innocent question spawned the hashtag #doesitfart and it spread like a noxious gas. Dozens of noted experts began weighing in on which animals do and don't fart, and if they do, how much, how often, what it's made of, what it smells like, and why. Clearly, the public demands more information on animal farts. Does it Fart? fills that void: a fully authoritative, fully illustrated guide to animal flatulence, covering the habits of 80 animals in more detail than you ever knew you needed. What do hyena farts smell especially bad? What is a fossa, and does it fart? Why do clams vomit but not fart? And what is a fart, really? Pairing hilarious illustrations with surprisingly detailed scientific explanations, Does it Fart? will allow you to shift the blame onto all kinds of unlikely animals for years to come.
Author : M.D. Whalen
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 142 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2018-03-28
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9627866407
Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.
Author : Mark Haddon
Publisher : Anchor Canada
Page : 182 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2009-02-24
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780307371560
A bestselling modern classic—both poignant and funny—narrated by a fifteen year old autistic savant obsessed with Sherlock Holmes, this dazzling novel weaves together an old-fashioned mystery, a contemporary coming-of-age story, and a fascinating excursion into a mind incapable of processing emotions. Christopher John Francis Boone knows all the countries of the world and their capitals and every prime number up to 7,057. Although gifted with a superbly logical brain, Christopher is autistic. Everyday interactions and admonishments have little meaning for him. At fifteen, Christopher’s carefully constructed world falls apart when he finds his neighbour’s dog Wellington impaled on a garden fork, and he is initially blamed for the killing. Christopher decides that he will track down the real killer, and turns to his favourite fictional character, the impeccably logical Sherlock Holmes, for inspiration. But the investigation leads him down some unexpected paths and ultimately brings him face to face with the dissolution of his parents’ marriage. As Christopher tries to deal with the crisis within his own family, the narrative draws readers into the workings of Christopher’s mind. And herein lies the key to the brilliance of Mark Haddon’s choice of narrator: The most wrenching of emotional moments are chronicled by a boy who cannot fathom emotions. The effect is dazzling, making for one of the freshest debut in years: a comedy, a tearjerker, a mystery story, a novel of exceptional literary merit that is great fun to read.