Dark Lords

Author : Paul Dale
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2012
Category : Magic
ISBN : 1476235945

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The Dark Lord's Handbook by Paul Dale Pdf

"To become a Dark Lord is no easy thing. The simple ambition to hold dominion over the world and bend all to your will sounds straightforward but it's not. There's armies to raise, fortresses to build, heroes to defeat, battles to be fought, hours of endless soliloquy in front of the mirror – it's a never ending job. Not to mention deciding what to wear. (After hours, days, even weeks of consideration, it will be black.)After many spectacular failures, Evil decided to lend more than inspiration to these would be tyrants. He wrote an easy to follow Dark Lord's Handbook. And yet the next Dark Lord that came along screwed up like all the others.It had been hundreds of years, and the Handbook was seemingly lost in the annals of time, along with all that was mythic and exciting in the world. Then one day a randy dragon had a chance encounter. Nine months later a Dark Lord was born.In time, the Handbook found its way to this new contender, Morden.To become a Dark Lord is no easy thing. Morden had better be a quick study." -- Provided by publisher.

Author : Jeff Mach
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2020-07-11
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798656252065

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I HATE Your Prophecy by Jeff Mach Pdf

We like to tell ourselves that the world hasn't gone really mad, that this is a comforting illusion. But for The Dark Lord Alice, there seems to be no doubt that insanity has spread like a brutal and irresistible kiss, all throughout civilized lands (assuming that any of them was particularly civilized to begin with, which we have a certain reason to doubt; for example, they keep doing ridiculous things which ought to destroy some or all of their kingdoms, towns, hamlets, homes, and each other.......and it works, and they still do it. And now they're sending a human puppy mill of Chosen Ones to stop her.Something got to give. Alice doesn't know what it is, but she's fighting to make sure she's not Ground Zero for the Scapegoat of Insanity.Things are about to get weird, dark, sorcerous, and very complicated, and all we have is a sense of humor, a strange plot, and unlikely assortment of oddly-recruited Chosen Ones......and the knowledge that, most likely, we're all gonna die...or worse...and not even the mightiest keep is proof against a world gone utterly stark-raving, dangerously nutter.

Author : Jamie Thomson
Publisher : Orchard Books
Page : 177 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2011-10-06
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781408316559

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The Teenage Years by Jamie Thomson Pdf

Winner of the 2012 Roald Dahl Funny Prize! Thirteen-year-old schoolboy, Dirk Lloyd, has a dark secret - in fact he is a dark secret. Dirk - according to his own account - is the earthly incarnation of a Dark Lord, supreme ruler of the Darklands and leader of great armies of orcs and warriors, intent on destruction and bloody devastation. Following a colossal final battle between the forces of good and evil, the Dark Lord was defeated and hurled by his arch-foe's spells into the Pit of Uttermost Despair. At the bottom of the Pit lies...a supermarket car park in the municipal town of Whiteshields, somewhere in modern day England. And when he is found, and tries to explain that he is the Dark Lord, people think he means Dirk Lloyd. The fact that he's trapped in the puny body of a schoolboy doesn't help. And so begins Dirk's battle to recover his dignity, his power, and his lands... Along the way he faces the inconvenience of being fostered by a do-gooding family, the Purejoies; the torture of endless hours of drudgery at the Whiteshields Brainwashing Centre (aka school); a vengeful Headmaster; two interfering Psychotic Persecutors (psychotherapists); and constant laughter and disrespect when he attempts to marshall his lackeys and lickspittles (friends) to do what he wants them to. Dirk makes friends with the son of his foster family, Christopher, and the local Goth Girl, Sooz, and together they attempt to cast a spell that will transport Dirk back to his homeland. Inevitably, not everything goes to plan... But that's for book 2 Roald Dahl Prize winner, 2012.

Author : S. M. Doll
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
Page : 353 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 2022-02-09
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781662463716

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The Dark Lords Stir by S. M. Doll Pdf

Daniel Manslayer didn't know why he felt compelled to travel to the Westward and the Lands of Chaos. He only knew that he needed respite from Count Valkar and all the other prize-seekers that were looking to cash in on the bounty placed on his head. He had been told that the Lands of Chaos had no ruler, and he thought that was a perfect place to be. Little did he realize that his fate was not in his hands and the light was drawing together the pieces of destiny that were prophesied three hundred years in the past. Having been an orphan growing up with strangers, Daniel knew no family and found little desire for lasting relationships. He preferred to be alone and to trust only in himself. He greatly detested involvement with two distinct groups of people. In his mind rulers were to be avoided at all times and female companionship was meant to be uncomplicated and short--the shorter, the better. The light saw it differently, and not only were females in the plan, but these females were also the triumvirate matriarchal rulers of the Three Sisters, the most powerful nation in the Westward. They and the unholy monsters created by the dark lords were on an unexpected collision in the Lands of Chaos.

Author : B.T. Harris
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 251 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2016-02-17
Category : Art
ISBN : 9781514459744

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The Heir of the Dark Lords by B.T. Harris Pdf

In a mystical land called Aufterra, destiny awaits. A magician who is challenged to find a mystical blade to gain glory, a scientist who is hired to figure out the motives of a criminal organization, and a mutant teenager who only wishes to be normal come together not only to stop the summoning of an apocalyptic demon but also the heir of the dark lords, who is destined to bring forth that prophecy. They call themselves the Gathering of Power, and they will seek aid from a legendary magician who existed a thousand years before.

Author : Dan Ehl
Publisher : Rogue Phoenix Press
Page : 197 pages
File Size : 44,7 Mb
Release : 2015-01-21
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781624200946

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Jak Barley, Private Inquisitor and the Case of the Dark Lords Conspiracy by Dan Ehl Pdf

Private inquisitor Jak Barley is ready for some down time after battling Ghennison Viper Mages, being attacked by piss dragons, and fighting off priests of Dorga the Fished Headed God of Death. That is why Jak was not a bit amused to have a scruffy mage insist that he is to be one of a group of questers decreed in an ancient prophecy that must cross the icy Alf Mountains to foil the return of the Old Gods. To do so meant using a map all too heavily dotted with "Here Be…" warnings that read like an "Idiot's Guide to Monsters." And why are Westian Lizard Wizards targeting young red-headed maidens and who is behind the numerous and bizarre attacks upon Jak? Once gain Jak finds himself saying, "I hate adventures."

Author : Jamie Thomson
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Page : 321 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2014-01-07
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780802735416

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Dark Lord by Jamie Thomson Pdf

Evil Dark Lord tries to recover his dignity, his power, and his lands when an arch-foe transports him to a small town, into the body of a thirteen-year-old boy.

Author : Diana Wynne Jones
Publisher : HarperCollins UK
Page : 342 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 2013-08-29
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780007507597

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The Dark Lord of Derkholm by Diana Wynne Jones Pdf

A hilarious adventure about a fantasy world in danger of destruction from that most vile of threats... tourism .Winner of the Mythopoeic Fantasy Award for Children’s Literature in 1999.

Author : James Luceno,Matthew Stover
Publisher : Random House Worlds
Page : 1106 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2008-08-26
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780345485380

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The Dark Lord Trilogy: Star Wars Legends by James Luceno,Matthew Stover Pdf

For the first time in one thrilling volume, three novels–Labyrinth of Evil, Revenge of the Sith, and Dark Lord: The Rise of Darth Vader–that follow an epic chain of events: the last days of the Republic, the creation of the Empire, and the ultimate transformation of Jedi Anakin Skywalker into the notorious Darth Vader. On the planet Neimoidia, Jedi Knights Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker seize an unexpected prize: intelligence capable of leading the Republic forces to the ever-elusive Darth Sidious, who is ruthlessly orchestrating a campaign to divide and overwhelm the Jedi forces. As combat escalates across the galaxy, and Darth Sidious remains one step ahead of his pursuers, the stage is set for an explosive endgame. Tormented by unspeakable visions, Anakin edges closer to the brink of a galaxy-shaping decision, while Darth Sidious plots to strike the final staggering blow against the Republic–and to ordain a fearsome new Sith Lord: Darth Vader. Once the most powerful Knight ever known to the Jedi Order, Anakin becomes Darth Vader, a disciple of the dark side, a lord of the dreaded Sith, and the avenging right hand of the galaxy’s ruthless new Emperor. As a few surviving Jedi lead a charge on a Separatist stronghold, the deadliest threat still rests in the swift and lethal crimson lightsaber of Darth Vader–behind whose brooding mask lies a shattered heart, a poisoned soul, and a cunning, twisted mind hell-bent on vengeance. For the handful of scattered Jedi hunted across space, survival is imperative if the light side of the Force is to be protected and the galaxy reclaimed. LABYRINTH OF EVIL by James Luceno REVENGE OF THE SITH by Matthew Stover, based on the story and screenplay by George Lucas DARK LORD The Rise of Darth Vader by James Luceno

Author : Peter Levenda
Publisher : Nicolas-Hays, Inc.
Page : 340 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 2013-01-01
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
ISBN : 9780892542079

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The Dark Lord by Peter Levenda Pdf

One of the most famous - yet least understood - manifestations of Thelemic thought has been the works of Kenneth Grant, the British occultist and one-time intimate of Aleister Crowley, who discovered a hidden world within the primary source materials of Crowley's Aeon of Horus. Using complementary texts from such disparate authors as H.P. Lovecraft, Jack Parsons, Austin Osman Spare, and Charles Stansfeld Jones ("Frater Achad"), Grant formulated a system of magic that expanded upon that delineated in the rituals of the OTO: a system that included elements of Tantra, of Voudon, and in particular that of the Schlangekraft recension of the Necronomicon, all woven together in a dark tapestry of power and illumination. The Dark Lord follows the themes in the writings of Kenneth Grant, H.P. Lovecraft, and the Necronomicon, uncovering further meanings of the concepts of the famous writers of the Left Hand Path. It is for Thelemites, as well as lovers of the Lovecraft Mythos in all its forms, and for those who find the rituals of classical ceremonial magic inadequate for the New Aeon. Traveling through the worlds of religion, literature, and the occult, Peter Levenda takes his readers on a deeply fascinating exploration on magic, evil, and The Dark Lord as he investigates of one of the most neglected theses in the history of modern occultism: the nature of the Typhonian Current and its relationship to Aleister Crowley's Thelema and H.P. Lovecraft's Necronomicon.

Author : Tom Veitch
Publisher : Titan Books (UK)
Page : 149 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 1995
Category : Science fiction comic books, strips, etc
ISBN : 1840231297

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Dark Lords of the Sith by Tom Veitch Pdf

In the remote reaches of the Star Wars Universe, an ancient and deadly power has been awakened by a foolish and arrogant young Jedi. He will begin a quest to become a Dark Lord of Sith, and every galaxy will be threatened by his fearful power.

Author : Thomas Harlan
Publisher : Tor Books
Page : 512 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2016-01-12
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780765390813

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The Dark Lord by Thomas Harlan Pdf

Tom Harlan brings his Oath of Empire series to a shattering conclusion in The Dark Lord. In what would be the 7th Century AD in our history, the Roman Empire still stands, supported by the twin pillars of the Legions and Thaumaturges of Rome. The Emperor of the West, the Augustus Galen Atreus, came to the aid of the Emperor of the East, the Avtokrator Heraclius, in his war with the Sassanad Emperor of Persia. But despite early victories, that war has not gone well, and now Rome is hard-pressed. Constantinople has fallen before the dark sorceries of the Lord Dahak and his legions of the living and dead. Now the new Emperor of Persia marches on Egypt, and if he takes that ancient nation, Rome will be starved and defeated. But there is a faint glimmer of hope. The Emperor Galen's brother Maxian is a great sorcerer, perhaps the equal of Dahak, lord of the seven serpents. He is now firmly allied with his Imperial brother and Rome. And though they are caught tight in the Dark Lord's net of sorcery, Queen Zoe of Palmyra and Lord Mohammed have not relinquished their souls to evil. Powerful, complex, engrossing --Thomas Harlan's Oath of Empire series has taken fantasy readers by storm. The first three volumes, The Shadow of Ararat, The Gate of Fire, and The Storm of Heaven have been universally praised. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Author : David Colbert
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 55,9 Mb
Release : 2006-04-04
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781101652343

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The Magical Worlds of Philip Pullman by David Colbert Pdf

Philip Pullman’s epic fantasy series—His Dark Materials—chronicling the adventures of Lyra Silvertongue, her shapeshifting daemon Pantalaimon, and Will Parry on their multi-dimensional odyssey to save all of reality from the mysterious substance known as Dust, has captivated young and old readers alike. What makes Lyra a “Little Girl Lost”? What made Pullman think of Daemons? How was Pullman’s idea of Dust shaped by his life? Did Pullman write the books as a response to C.S. Lewis’s Narnia? The Magical Worlds of Philip Pullman takes his fans on a journey through the worlds of art, science, and religion that inspired Pullman to craft his saga. From the philosophy of William Blake and John Milton’s classic poem Paradise Lost to quantum physics and the Bible, discover the complex origins and controversial themes that have made Pullman’s trilogy a modern marvel in literature. This book was not authorized, prepared, approved, licensed, or endorsed by Philip Pullman, New Line Cinema, or any other individual or entity associated with His Dark Materials: The Golden Compass books or movie.

Author : Jeff Mach
Publisher : Fastpencil Publishing
Page : 240 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2019-06-18
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1499905807

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There And NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN by Jeff Mach Pdf

Author : Sarah Jean Horwitz
Publisher : Hachette UK
Page : 254 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2019-10-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781643750019

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The Dark Lord Clementine by Sarah Jean Horwitz Pdf

The new face of big evil is a little . . . small. Dastardly deeds aren’t exactly the first things that come to mind when one hears the name “Clementine,” but as the sole heir of the infamous Dark Lord Elithor, twelve-year-old Clementine Morcerous has been groomed since birth to be the best (worst?) Evil Overlord she can be. But everything changes the day her father is cursed by a mysterious rival. Now, Clementine must not only search for a way to break the curse, but also take on the full responsibilities of the Dark Lord. But when it’s time for her to perform dastardly deeds against the townspeople—including her brand-new friends—she begins to question her father’s code of good and evil. What if the Dark Lord Clementine doesn’t want to be a dark lord after all?