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Turns out nobody is perfect! Queens and kings; giants and trolls, and yes, even princesses all make mistakes! In this endearing and hilarious picture book by Jennifer Stinson, young readers can take a peek into the marvelous mess-ups and ferocious faux-pas of fairy-tale characters. Rebecca Ashdown's delightful colors and funny expressions will leave readers snickering. Perfect for fans of The Paper Bag Princess and Not All Princesses Dress in Pink. Bottom line: When children realize that everybody else messes up, maybe they'll feel better about messing up, too. Perfect for bedtime and for the classroom. Witches can be very whiny. Kings and queens don't share. Monsters sometimes want their mommies. Mermaids HATE to comb their hair.
This is the book the fairies DON'T want you to read! Why? Because it exposes the dirty little secret of the fairy tale kingdom...fairy farts! Giggle your way through this cute, funny, silly, gross (but not too gross) story that tells you everything you never knew about fairy farts...the good, the bad, and the stinky. Not your typical fart book! This story includes 26 pages of hand drawn, quality illustrations that showcase the funny predicaments faced by adorable, beautiful, graceful (and farting) fairies. Their colorful world combines the seemingly contradictory sweet grace of fairies with the down to earth humor of passing gas in an adorable story that will help any child understand that beauty and grace can coexist with normal bodily functions. You'll both enjoy these entertaining fairy exploits...it's likely to become one of your favorite bedtime story books, and you'll find yourself chuckling over this funny picture book long after it's finished!This funny picture book for children is perfect for: Girls and BoysReading aloudBedtime storiesPreschoolEarly readersChildren who love fairiesKids (and grown-ups) who think farts are funny
"I fart in your general direction!" by Don H. Corrigan Pdf
This exhaustive work on flatulence breaks new wind on every aspect of abdominal gas in popular culture. A definitive taxonomy of farts details the characteristics of each variety, including barking spiders, cheek squeakers and green apple dirties. Philosophical positions on colonic expression are examined, from Confucius, Hume, Voltaire and the existentialists. Chapters cover a wide range of fart-focused stand-up comedy, cinema, children's books, toys and merchandise. The author's postscript describes a lifetime preparing for his subject through fraternity membership and offbeat assignments as a newspaper journalist.
This is the book the fairies DON'T want you to read! Why? Because it exposes the dirty little secret of fairy farts! Giggle your way through this cute, funny, sill, gross (but not too gross) story that tells you everything you never knew about fairy farts... the good, the bad, and the stinky.
The most detailed examination of the flatulent arts of modern times.!With subjects ranging from the real reasons why women seem to have such a problem with the call of the colon, through to the delights of stealth farting, no wind related subject remains unexplored in what is quite possibly the most politically incorrect book ever.
The Amaranth Chronicles by Alexander Barnes,Christopher Preiman Pdf
The Helix was meant to be a revolution, but even the most pure of intentions can spawn terrible evil, and the revolution of information and innovation they hoped for may not be the one they get.
Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
“A Royal Stinkfest!” —Fairy Queen of Snots “What a gas!” —Fairy O. Hara, author of Gone Is the Wind “This book makes great reading—and even better toilet paper!” —I.C. Butts, President of S.T.I.N.K. (Society to Inform Nice Kids) Say the word “fairies” and it conjures up images of little winged beings made of gossamer and light, exquisitely dressed in shimmering gowns or twirly, little bejeweled skating costumes. Well, you haven't met The Flim-Flam Fairies. Be prepared for the crazy antics of the Fart Fairy, Snot Fairy, Dirty Underwear Fairy, as well as a few other less-than-enchanting fairies as they persuade their way into and out of children's lives in attempts to take over the Tooth Fairy's under-the-pillow enterprise. A silly story that will have the kids howling into their pillows with laughter!
Annabelle, the Reluctant Fart Fairy by M. T. Lott Pdf
A Fairy. A Dream. And a Bean Burrito. Annabelle, like all of her fairy friends, desperately wants to be a rose fairy when she grows up. But when things go horribly wrong at the Great Selecting ceremony, the fairy queen tells Annabelle she will have to spend the rest of her life as a fart fairy! As Annabelle's childhood friends distance themselves from her, Annabelle's family -- especially her goofy brother, Fevrile -- tell her everything will be alright. But, she knows better than to believe them. This is the story of how Annabelle tries to run away from her life as a fart fairy, breaking rules and friendships along the way. But, when catastrophe strikes, she is forced to embrace her identity as a Forgotten Fairy, leading her to a destiny more important than anything in history! Annabelle, the Reluctant Fart Fairy is book one in the Forgotten Fairies series. The Forgotten Fairies Series, by M.T. Lott Have you ever wondered if there were more than just flower and butterfly fairies?Are you getting bored with the same-old fairy stories?Are you wondering what real fairies actually do all day? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then the Forgotten Fairies series is for you.
Annabelle, the Reluctant Fart Fairy by M. Lott Pdf
Annabelle, like all of her fairy friends, desperately wants to be a rose fairy when she grows up. But when things go horribly wrong at the Great Selecting ceremony, the fairy queen tells Annabelle she will have to spend the rest of her life as a fart fairy! As Annabelle's childhood friends distance themselves from her, Annabelle's family -- especially her goofy brother, Fevrile -- tell her everything will be alright. But, she knows better than to believe them. This is the story of how Annabelle tries to run away from her life as a fart fairy, breaking rules and friendships along the way. But, when catastrophe strikes, she is forced to embrace her identity as a Forgotten Fairy, leading her to a destiny more important than anything else in history. Annabelle, the Reluctant Fart Fairy is book one in the Forgotten Fairies series, designed for readers ages 5 to 105. The Forgotten Fairies Series, by M.T. LottHave you ever wondered if there were more than just flower and butterfly fairies?Are you getting bored with the same-old fairy stories?Are you wondering what real fairies actually do all day? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then the Forgotten Fairies series is for you. Learn More at: www.ForgottenFairies.com INTERVIEW WITH M.T. LOTTHow did you create the character of Annabelle the Fart Fairy? I'm a dad, and my two kids -- one boy, one girl -- love silly and slightly gross stories. Think Captain Underpants type books. My daughter loved fairy books and movies when she was little. She would constantly ask me to tell her fairy stories before bed. When I ran out of cute fairy stories, I created the Annabelle character. I probably told her fifty stories before I thought, "Hey, this might make a good character for a book." Did your daughter help you write the book? She was my beta reader, for sure. I also got a few ideas from her. Once I was stuck in part of the book and I asked her what she thought should happen. She had a great idea, and I put it in the book. When did you start writing books? I've written since I was in junior high school, but I never published anything. I was an off-and-on writer. Once my kids started reading, I thought about writing books for children, but I never had a good idea until Annabelle. What do you like to do for fun? Surfing, gardening, and hiking. What's next for Annabelle? I am for sure going to write a third book featuring Annabelle. But, after that, I might start working on books about some of the other Forgotten Fairies. I think maybe Fevrile deserves a chance to tell his story.
The Farting Animals Coloring Book by M. T. Lott Pdf
The original farting animals coloring book, filled with twenty cute and funny illustrations of animals passing gas. A funny gift for kids of all ages or for a white elephant gift exchange. Contains images of horse, Labrador retriever, kitten, meerkat, bunny, baby elephant, wiener dog, giraffe, squirrel, deer, hedgehog, fox, and more!
