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The Art of the Fart

Steve Bryant
The Art of the Fart Book PDF

Author : Steve Bryant
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
Page : 140 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2004-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1856487326

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For those who delight in the rude, who have fun with the foul, nothing could be more entertaining than this unique look at the world’s most embarrassing sound and aroma. Illustrated with hilariously subtitled images from silent and other movies, it offers pure, unadulterated amusement. Peruse the 2,000-word glossary of various “farts” and “farters.” Find out about Farts in History, and how they changed the world. “The Way of the Third Eye” provides a religious and martial arts guide to farting prowess. To fart or not to fart: that is the question, and a “social directory” answers it. Top Twenty lists present the best fart-related films, books, and songs. Interspersed throughout are boxes featuring facts, quotes, and real-life farters such as Mr. Methane.

Art of Fart

Dougie Brimson
Art of Fart Book PDF

Author : Dougie Brimson
Publisher : eBook Partnership
Page : 106 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2012-01-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781908886088

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The most detailed examination of the flatulent arts of modern times.!With subjects ranging from the real reasons why women seem to have such a problem with the call of the colon, through to the delights of stealth farting, no wind related subject remains unexplored in what is quite possibly the most politically incorrect book ever.

Let It Rip!

Amy Nystrom
Let It Rip Book PDF

Author : Amy Nystrom
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 48 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2020-12-09
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1634894030

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Let It Rip! The Art of the Fart takes children readers as travelers around the world, under the sea, and up into space, teaching about gas everywhere, including gas and individual beings. Through our host, Fluff the Fart, we come to understand that farting makes us a part of everything; we learn how gas has an impact on climate change; we even learn how to say fart in different languages! Let It Rip! The Art of the Fart is chock full of relatable kids--every reader will identify with at least one! Delightful characters entertain and educate young (and old) kids about Fartiquette--the etiquette of farting--as if it is no big deal; and teach us the most important rule of all, which is: Always remember to say 'Excuse me!' Let It Rip! The Art of the Fart is a charmingly illustrated children's survival manual with specific advice on how to deal with farting, AND how to transform fart-based isolation, rejection, and shame into everyday life skills. Accompanied by expressive illustrations, this journey turns one of the (formerly) most dreaded bodily functions, The Fart, into a well-timed, normal, and acceptable behavior. Let It Rip! The Art of the Fart is a must-read for anyone who farts. Back of Book People. Animals. Machines. Planets. What do these things have in common? They all fart! Let It Rip! travels around the world, under the sea, and up into space, teaching young readers about gas in relation to our diets and to climate change, and even how to fart in different languages. Learn about fartiquette--the etiquette of farting like it's no big deal--including the most important rule of all . . . Don't forget to say Excuse me!

The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts

M.D. Whalen
The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Second Big Book of Farty Facts Book PDF

Author : M.D. Whalen
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 142 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2018-03-28
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9627866407

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The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts by M.D. Whalen Pdf

Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.

The Art of Farting

Parviz Shirmohammadi
The Art of Farting Book PDF

Author : Parviz Shirmohammadi
Publisher : Parviz Shirmohammadi
Page : 84 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2021-11-20
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781736742723

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This book offers pure hilarious comedy, romance, adventures, and fun entertainment for any reader. It shows everything you always wanted to know about your fart. It is one of the funniest and most entertaining books you have ever read. It talks about how a fart traveled throughout time and how it affected entire human history. It goes without explaining that it brings many hours of pure laughter and fun to you. It is a comic book that takes you through a hilarious roller coaster joyful ride. It is amusing to read and will leave you with a lasting and delightful experience. You will never look at your fart the same way again.

The Art of Farting

Parviz Shirmohammadi
The Art of Farting Book PDF

Author : Parviz Shirmohammadi
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2021-03-21
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1736742701

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This hilarious comedy book entertains you and makes you and your entire family laugh endlessly. It serves as a funky guide for all your fart-related questions. Farting is an out-of-body experience for all people around you while you are doing it. After spending a long, tedious day, you deserve a chance to relax, laugh, and have a great time. It will help you to have a great time rolling on the floor laughing out loud. It goes over the history of releasing gas by humans since the dawn of time, the political effects of farting on different societies throughout history, how to handle a Farter in public, historical most-hated greatest windbreakers, how to locate a Farter, and a hilarious look on famous quotes, proverbs, movies, and TV programs, etc.

Let It Rip!

Amy Nystrom
Let It Rip Book PDF

Author : Amy Nystrom
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 48 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2020-12-09
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1634894030

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Let It Rip! The Art of the Fart takes children readers as travelers around the world, under the sea, and up into space, teaching about gas everywhere, including gas and individual beings. Through our host, Fluff the Fart, we come to understand that farting makes us a part of everything; we learn how gas has an impact on climate change; we even learn how to say fart in different languages! Let It Rip! The Art of the Fart is chock full of relatable kids--every reader will identify with at least one! Delightful characters entertain and educate young (and old) kids about Fartiquette--the etiquette of farting--as if it is no big deal; and teach us the most important rule of all, which is: Always remember to say 'Excuse me!' Let It Rip! The Art of the Fart is a charmingly illustrated children's survival manual with specific advice on how to deal with farting, AND how to transform fart-based isolation, rejection, and shame into everyday life skills. Accompanied by expressive illustrations, this journey turns one of the (formerly) most dreaded bodily functions, The Fart, into a well-timed, normal, and acceptable behavior. Let It Rip! The Art of the Fart is a must-read for anyone who farts. Back of Book People. Animals. Machines. Planets. What do these things have in common? They all fart! Let It Rip! travels around the world, under the sea, and up into space, teaching young readers about gas in relation to our diets and to climate change, and even how to fart in different languages. Learn about fartiquette--the etiquette of farting like it's no big deal--including the most important rule of all . . . Don't forget to say Excuse me!

Dylan The Dragon

Mary Kendal
Dylan The Dragon Book PDF

Author : Mary Kendal
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 38 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2019-12-09
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1671604350

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If there's one good way to a dragon's heart, it is to let loose one ginormous, fiery fart. It needs to have a scent that smells a bit like smelly feet. With a little bit of mean in it, causing some heat. Join Dylan on his journey of life. A rhyming social story about being different & friendship for ages 3 to 8. Move over Dr. Seuss, Mary Lee Kendal is in town. During Mary's years as a teacher, she found the best way to teach was to be "entertaining without being entertainment." She saw how children and teens are extremely creative if you just give them a chance. Kids learn in many different ways. Some learn through reading, playing, singing, dancing, rhyming, or even drawing. They learn visually, and by writing poetry. They love to creatively express themselves and her classroom was one place they could do that. So how did she come up with fun Dr. Seuss type rhyming books? As a kid, she loved to rhyme. She was always encouraged to write, read, rhyme, play, act, sing, dance, and be as creative as possible by her parents. She feels her books bring in many of her favorite ways to learn. Her social stories are meant to be read aloud between adults and child bringing the bond between each other even closer. All of Mary's social stories are meant to educate in an entertaining way. "If I can help one child feel a little bit better about who they are; build self-confidence, increase self-esteem, help them understand that differences are a good thing, overcome shyness, anxiety, and help them realize they are not alone, then I have done what I have set out to do." Embrace Your Differences! MaryLeeKendal.com

Almost Everybody Farts

Marty Kelley
Almost Everybody Farts Book PDF

Author : Marty Kelley
Publisher : Union Square & Co.
Page : 31 pages
File Size : 40,8 Mb
Release : 2020-02-28
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781454941484

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Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)

Fart Proudly

Benjamin Franklin
Fart Proudly Book PDF

Author : Benjamin Franklin
Publisher : Frog Books
Page : 136 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2003-03-31
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1583940790

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Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.

Farts in the Wild

H. W. Smeldit,Jared Chapman
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Author : H. W. Smeldit,Jared Chapman
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2012-01-25
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1452106312

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From tiny bubble-popping goldfish toots to thunderously loud elephant gas, learn how to spot the funniest (and smelliest) farts in the animal kingdom! Hilarious tidbits identify the odor, range, frequency, and aftereffects of ten different types of gassy expulsions, while the attached battery-powered fart machine reproduces each emanation with astounding accuracy. This is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!

The Zen of Farting

Reepah Gud Wan
The Zen of Farting Book PDF

Author : Reepah Gud Wan
Publisher : Frog Books
Page : 105 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2003-09-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781583940853

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The Zen of Farting by Reepah Gud Wan Pdf

In 1993, a Taiwanese fisherman opened a chest that had been in his family for centuries. Inside, he found a manuscript which may be as significant as the Dead Sea scrolls—a manuscript which will revolutionize our thinking about the origins of Zen. Written on a rice paper scroll, the manuscript records the teachings of the founder of Zen, the Master Reepah Gud Wan. It makes it quite clear that Reepah, a legitimate teacher of Buddhism, was frustrated by the inability of his students to grasp the abstract concepts of the Buddha. In desperation, he decided to play a joke on them. He invented the Zen of Farting, confident that even the densest pupil would realize that he was making a joke and laugh at his excessive seriousness—not to mention his farts. The joke went over like a stale air biscuit. Soon, the Master had thousands of students eager to learn this brave new spiritual teaching, the Zen of Farting. Thus was Zen born, not of heaven, but of the 'ethereal child of earth.'

Farts: A Spotter's Guide

Crai S. Bower
Farts A Spotter s Guide Book PDF

Author : Crai S. Bower
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2008-10-29
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0811866092

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Farts: A Spotter's Guide by Crai S. Bower Pdf

Sure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. Farts: A Spotter's Guide will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time. This hilarious book identifies the habitat, range, voice, and "field marks" of tencommon wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast. The attached battery powered fart machine reproduces each emanation in accurate sound. Grossly hip illustrations by the Fudge Factory'syes, you read that rightTravis Millard depict the offenders and offendees in brilliant detail. Printed on durable card stock, this is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!

The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Save the World

Whalen
The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Save the World Book PDF

Author : Whalen
Publisher : Top Floor Books
Page : 184 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2017-07
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9627866288

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The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Save the World by Whalen Pdf

Willy and Peter didn't plan to save the world that day. But a search for a birthday gift for little sis lands them in a big stink. Captured by mad clowns, the boys unmask a putrid plot to destroy the world with Weapons of Mass Flatulation. From flying camels to stormy seas, can they save humanity from ex-stink-tion?

How to Fart at School ...

Adrian Besley
How to Fart at School Book PDF

Author : Adrian Besley
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2012
Category : Practical jokes
ISBN : 1853758728

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The definitive guide to playing tricks in school Be the envy of your classmates and the talk of the staff room! This book contains tons of tricks that will crown you the pran-King (or Queen) of your school. School can be a be a dull place (unless you're a teacher's pet) so every now and then someone has to step up and break the tedium. Nothing improves a boring lesson like a well-timed fart--it's guaranteed to stimulate lively debate (whodunnit?) and may even signal an early break. This is the ultimate guide to practical jokes--designed to liven up your timetable and make you the hero of the classroom. There are 68 cunning tricks, each one carefully explained and given a difficulty rating, or kudos should you actually get away with it!