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Author : Deuce Flanagan
Publisher : Ulysses Press
Page : 66 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2010-07-20
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781569757772
Presents fascinating, unusual, and gross facts about excrement.
Author : Deuce Flanagan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 65 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2015-10-20
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781612435152
Discover the fascinating facts and riveting stories of the world beneath your toilet in this fully illustrated bathroom reader for adults. Every day, Americans produce hundreds of millions of pounds of poop. In New York City alone, the weight of poop-based sludge produced each day is around 1,200 tons—the equivalent of 200 African elephants. So unbuckle your trousers and pull up a toilet seat; this book is going to push open the lavatory door and answer these fascinating mysteries of poop: • Where does poop go when you flush? • What’s the secret genius below an outhouse? • Are you eating food grown in your own poop? • Can you ride a poop-powered bus? • Was there really a flush toilet 5,000 years ago? • What is the future of poop?
Author : Josh Richman,Anish Sheth
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 102 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2007-05-03
Category : Health & Fitness
ISBN : 0811857824
"With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)
Author : Deuce Flanagan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 116 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2010-07-20
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781569758274
Discover fascinating facts about the human digestive system—and poop!—in this illustrated book for adults parodying the world-famous children’s book. ONCE UPON A TIME . . . when you were little, you learned that everyone poops. But did you ever discover how much? Well, sit down on that cold porcelain throne and get ready to laugh your butt off at the most amazing, hilarious, need-to-go facts on the one thing everyone does—but nobody talks about. Filled to the rim with piles of fascinating dirty fun, this illustrated kids’ book for grown-ups answers all the questions you never thought to ask: •How do astronauts poop in space? •Where does poop go after you flush? •Why can I see the corn but not the chicken? •Can I light my poop on fire? •Who invented the first flushing toilet? •What’s the poop on Michael Jackson, Elvis and John Wayne?
Author : Samuel Kaplan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2017-08-29
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781612437347
This charming, illustrated guide delivers all the invaluable advice parents-to-be will need, told through hilarious situations that new parents will find all too familiar. You’re becoming a parent— It’s gonna be tremendous! Follow this book’s advice to be super stupendous! What to expect from birth to age one, Learn why parenting is the MOST fun. Where and when to take naps, How to deal with baby craps. What on earth should Daddy do? How to manage Baby’s first flu. Changing diapers and burping techniques, And many more ways to say, “Goodbye Sleep!”
Author : Bonnie Miller
Publisher : Ulysses Press
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2020-10-27
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781646040780
Get the scoop on lady poop with this surprising and hilarious combination of feminism and fecal facts, a perfect bathroom book for any feminist. Everybody poops, and that means every body. Women are no strangers to time on the can, but for centuries women have been pressured to avoid mention, reference, and especially smell. It’s time to reclaim our right to let some sh*t go! - Did you know that women’s colons are TEN CENTIMETERS longer than men's? - Did you know that your toilet is TOO TALL, built for the invented height of the average male? - Did you know that your period actually makes you poop MORE? Women Don’t Poop and Other Lies offers a humorous look at the history and trivia around this most basic bodily function. From the pioneer days when women had to create pop-up port-a-Johns with their skirts to modern-day workday bathroom anxiety, this giftable book is packed full of surprisingly adorable and informative color illustrations and poopy pub trivia. Nevertheless, we poop!
Author : Sally Hobart Alexander,Robert Joseph Alexander
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Page : 124 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2008
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 0618852999
Laura was blind, deaf and could not speak, but she was educated at the first school for the blind and learned to live a useful life.
Author : Jimmy Craig
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 113 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2018-02-20
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781612438061
Find out what all those animals are saying behind the humans’ backs in this comical collection . . . From the popular internet sensation “They Can Talk” comes a hilarious comic collection of what it would be like if we had VIP access to the lives of our animal friends and foes. Humor writer and artist Jimmy Craig offers 100 colorful comics, including the inner thoughts of creatures from across the animal kingdom—from misunderstood sharks and troublemaking bears to the often-complicated relationship between you and your pet cat. Get dating advice from raccoons, and learn what roosters think when the sun rises and why cats are always knocking things off of shelves. They Can Talk is the perfect pick-me-up for anyone who loves animals—or just loves to laugh.
Author : Bonnie Miller
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2018-08-21
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781612438627
A hilariously sh*tty holiday gift for everyone who loves Christmas and anyone who poops. Curl up by the fire with some steaming hot chocolate and listen to Fudgy the Poopman offer his unique take on your favorite Christmas tales. You’re probably familiar with Rudolph and his red-nose; but in this book, you hear how Christmas was saved by Rupert, whose case of IBS has left him with a shining red spot on the opposite end of his reindeer body. Like an overindulgent holiday feast, this is the gift that just keeps giving. Packaged as a high quality hardcover and fully illustrated in bright colors (as well as brown), the holiday reboots include “Silent but Deadly Night,” “The Nutcracker’s Dilemma,” and “The Twelve Days of Poopmas.”
Author : Daniel Cole Young
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2010-05-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781402237225
52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the Kama Pootra offers a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana. Willing seekers will find fifty-two progressive positions designed to maximize how you do number two. Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits.
Author : Andrew Thompson
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 99 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2015-06-23
Category : Reference
ISBN : 9781612435077
The bestselling author of Hair of the Dog to Paint the Town Red share more than 150 baffling, bizarre, and enlightening facts in the fun trivia collection. This curious, captivating collection of trivia will surprise and intrigue readers with amazing answers to questions like: • Is Jurassic Park possible? • What causes “the shakes” after drinking a lot of alcohol? • Why do dogs walk in circles before lying down? • What makes popcorn pop? The follow-up to the bestselling What Did We Use Before Toilet Paper?, Can Holding in a Fart Kill You? has even more fun and fascinating trivia. Perfect for the ever-curious trivia lover, this book is the ultimate in truly extraordinary information. From silly to serious to outright bizarre, this expansive collection offers surprising answers and unexpected facts on everything from history and science to pop culture and nature. From the everyday to the fantastical—it's all here. “A very handy book that could honestly, save their life—or just answer all those questions they’re maybe too embarrassed to even google.” —Buzzfeed
Author : Ryan White,Ann Marie Cunningham
Publisher : National Geographic Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 1992-08-04
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9780451173225
A touching tale of a courageous young man, his battle against fear and hatred, and his fight to educate the public about AIDS. "A story of tragedy and courage that should be reade by all."—Dallas Morning News.
Author : Tyanni Niles
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 140 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2021-07-27
Category : Cooking
ISBN : 9781646042173
A hilarious, unofficial cookbook featuring rustic, beet-heavy recipes that Mental Floss calls, “the perfect treat for any mega fans of The Office.” **2021 Foreword INDIES Award Finalist for Humor** Ask Yourself, “What Wouldn’t an Idiot Make for Dinner?” The answer is exactly what you will find in this cookbook. With Beet This, you can make your next meal in true Schrute-Farms style with recipes that are equal parts rustic and merciless. Straight from Honesdale (the Keystone State’s culinary mecca) this cookbook is packed with old and hearty, Pennsylvania-inspired recipes that would earn Dwight’s perfectenschlag stamp of approval, including: Beet Biscuits with Rabbit Gravy (a breakfast classic) Beet and Cabbage Salad Beet Fries Russian Beet Soup Whole Roasted Beets Spicy Fried Rattlesnake with Pickled Beets Moist Chocolate-Beet Cake For a B&B nightcap, Home-Distilled Beet Vodka and so much more . . . Sharpen your Santoku, load your spud gun, and prepare to be transported to a magical, beet-filled corner of Northeast Pennsylvania. Or don't. And die of hunger. Idiot. “For Dwight Schrute fans, this latest addition to the show’s culinary library will be hard to beet.” —Robert Peterpaul, Screen Rant “If you don’t consider yourself an idiot, you can’t ‘beet this’ cookbook.” —Jason Fraley, WTOP News
Author : Deuce Flanagan
Publisher : ReadHowYouWant
Page : 114 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2010-09
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1459602064
The average American weighs 175 pounds. But at a bit over one pound per day, every day of the year, that one person produces an annual output over twice their body weight! That lovely bit of math is merely the title of this book - the inside pages of Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year go even further, overflowing with amazing facts, fascinating trivia, and amusing stories. Looking as cute and cuddly as a kid's book, its pages burst with colorful illustrations, but this is adult material. The perfect addition to any bathroom, Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year is both decorative and an entertaining read for those critical minutes spent sitting on the throne. This cavalcade of poop trivia answers such burning questions as: "Can poop be set on fire?" and "What does whale poop look like?" It also drops a ton of trivia, like reports that John Wayne had nearly 40 pounds of unprocessed fecal material in his body when he died, cow droppings are being processed into fiberboard-like furniture, and the White House now has 35 toilets but had exactly zero when it first opened.
Author : Samuel Kaplan,Keith Riegert
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 70 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2016-03-29
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781612435794
“This grown-up parody of Goodnight Moon focuses heavily on college specifics, like what classes to pick . . . and what to pack vs. what to leave behind.” —WDSU News You’re off to college—it’s gonna be life-changing! Follow this book’s advice to make it amazing! This bittersweet and humorous guide to college life features practical tips combined with funny, full color illustrations. You’ll learn: How to survive orientation Why to choose courses that you’ll love How TAs can save your brain Why flip flops are a must How often to change your sheets Where to make new friends How to balance class and fun And more!!!