We Wish You A Poopy Christmas

Author : Bonnie Miller
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 68 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2018-08-21
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781612438627

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We Wish You a Poopy Christmas by Bonnie Miller Pdf

A hilariously sh*tty holiday gift for everyone who loves Christmas and anyone who poops. Curl up by the fire with some steaming hot chocolate and listen to Fudgy the Poopman offer his unique take on your favorite Christmas tales. You’re probably familiar with Rudolph and his red-nose; but in this book, you hear how Christmas was saved by Rupert, whose case of IBS has left him with a shining red spot on the opposite end of his reindeer body. Like an overindulgent holiday feast, this is the gift that just keeps giving. Packaged as a high quality hardcover and fully illustrated in bright colors (as well as brown), the holiday reboots include “Silent but Deadly Night,” “The Nutcracker’s Dilemma,” and “The Twelve Days of Poopmas.”

Author : Samantha Berger
Publisher : Henry Holt and Company (BYR)
Page : 21 pages
File Size : 50,9 Mb
Release : 2022-09-13
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781250897916

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The Very Merry Poop Christmas by Samantha Berger Pdf

From Samantha Berger and illustrator Manny Galán, creators of The Great Big Poop Party, comes a hilarious holiday picture book that follows Santa Claus as he reluctantly accepts that Christmas could use a little poop. It's December, and you know what that means: Christmas is coming! But this year, the North Pole is in for a surprise. Never in the history of this most joyous of holidays has poop been so popular . . . and children from all over have poop-ified their wish lists. When the news reaches Santa Claus, he declares Christmas has officially gone down the toilet! But with a bit of convincing—and a strategically placed whoopie cushion—from Mrs. Claus and the rest of the North Pole crew, maybe Santa will understand that Christmas is a time for peace, joy, and love, but also for laughter. The Very Merry Poop Christmas is the pitch-perfect, potty-humor-filled follow-up to kid favorite The Great Big Poop Party, just in time for the holidays!

Author : Tracey Campbell Pearson
Publisher : Puffin HC
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 1992-09-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 0140547207

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We Wish You a Merry Christmas by Tracey Campbell Pearson Pdf

Author : Lucy Rowland
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2022-10-06
Category : Elves
ISBN : 0702311901

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We Wish You a Smelly Christmas (PB) by Lucy Rowland Pdf

It's Christmas Eve, and everyone is fast asleep. Everyone, that is, except Ellie the Elf, who has snuck into the kitchen to snack on a few Christmas treats. Except...Ellie eats so much that she gives herself a tummy ache! In fact, her bottom starts popping and shows no signs of stopping!

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 328 pages
File Size : 50,9 Mb
Release : 2004
Category : Christian life
ISBN : WISC:89082564097

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The Door Magazine by Anonim Pdf

Author : Deuce Flanagan
Publisher : Ulysses Press
Page : 66 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2010-07-20
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781569757772

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Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year by Deuce Flanagan Pdf

Presents fascinating, unusual, and gross facts about excrement.

Author : Emily Smith,Martin Smith
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 94 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2019-09-30
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1077453752

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The Christmas Poop Plan by Emily Smith,Martin Smith Pdf

Elves are naughty. Troublemakers. Pranksters. Tinkers. But you've never met elves like this. Stanky, Planky, and Cranky are forever causing trouble in the Gibbs' house - and they always get away with it too. However, the Gibbs family has a new pet - a beautiful puppy called Archie - who rumbles the elves' horrible games straight away. So the rotten elves hatch a terrible, stinky plan to get rid of the innocent dog once and for all: The Christmas Poop Plan. It's a plan so evil and foul that it will ruin Christmas for the entire family. However Stanky, Cranky and Planky are about to find out what happens when you are meanies all of the time... The Christmas Poop Plan is a funny Christmas book aimed at children aged between four and eight. Written by bestselling author Martin Smith and his seven-year-old daughter Emily, it is a festive story about hope, being brave, never giving up and ... lots of poop. The story behind The Poop Plan. Martin has cystic fibrosis and wrote the bestselling Charlie Fry Series after retiring from work due to a deterioration in his condition. Emily has always wanted to write a book with her dad - and came up with the characters and plot herself. All Martin did was transform the wonderful ideas into a story for primary school children to be able to enjoy. Why The Christmas Poop Plan? The book was originally called The Christmas Miracle - except that had already been taken. We had the same problem with The Christmas Angel. Yet the book is centred around the elves' dastardly plan to ruin Christmas through poop - so The Christmas Poop Plan seemed the logical choice! Who will the book appeal to? It is aimed at children aged between four and eight. If you like an elf on the shelf with a dose of David Walliams too, then this will be right up your street!

Author : Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 28 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2020-12-03
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 8293748222

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Twas the Night Before Christmas (and Santa Needed a Poo) *Alternate Cover Edition by Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen Pdf

Ho Ho Ho! Its Christmas Eve and Father Christmas and his reindeer are in full swing, delivering presents to all the good boys and girls, when suddenly disaster strikes as Santa gets a surprise of his own! Will Christmas be ruined this year, or will it be a clean getaway for Santa? Find out in this hilarious and sweet reimagining of Clement C. Moore's classic poem, that is sure to delight both children and their parents alike! This is a beautifully illustrated and unique take on the classic poem that is sure to put a smile on everyones face this Christmas! This is an alternate cover version. Another version is also available. A word from the author:  "I absolutely loved Clement C. Moore's poem as a child, but when I grew up and tried to read it to my own children, they did not share my enthusiasm. The book is truly a classic but also a little outdated, but one of my children's biggest gripes was the absence of Rudolph. Poor Clement...he wasn't to know. I felt sad that they couldn't share in my enjoyment of the original, especially as it is is the only story to name all the rendeer (well minus one), so I vowed to try and rewrite this story whilst breathing new life into it. Now tackling what it without a doubt the most famous poem in the English language was not a task that I undertook lightly, but it has been given the seal of approval from my little ones, and I truly belief I have created something original, sweet and funny, whilst maintaining the essence of the original. This year, more than most, we need a little festive cheer. So with that in mind, I hope you enjoy the book, and wish you all a Merry Christmas!"

Author : Eric Litwin
Publisher : Chronicle Books LLC
Page : 41 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2021-04-13
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781452179254

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The Poop Song by Eric Litwin Pdf

A satisfyingly silly picture book sing-along about pooping—a topic kids find hilarious and parents find necessary! Discover how cats, pelicans, space aliens, and even dinosaurs poop in this rollicking, rhyming verse that's sure to elicit giggles. With plenty of hilarious pictures and a catchy chorus that encourages young children to use the toilet, this laugh-out-loud story is the go-to potty training book that every family needs. • A playful approach to potty training • Full of humor that is silly, not disgusting • From the bestselling author of Pete the Cat: I Love my White Shoes Everybody's pooping all day long. That's why we sing the pooping song! A former elementary school teacher, Eric Litwin's books interweave traditional reading methods with music and movement to make learning fun and effective. • Children's books for kids ages 2–4 • Perfect for families potty training • Great for fans of silly picture books

Author : Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 28 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2020-11-14
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 8293748133

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Twas the Night Before Christmas (and Santa Needed a Poo) by Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen Pdf

Ho Ho Ho! Its Christmas Eve and Father Christmas and his reindeer are in full swing, delivering presents to all the good boys and girls, when suddenly disaster strikes as Santa gets a surprise of his own! Will Christmas be ruined this year, or will it be a clean getaway for Santa? Find out in this hilarious and sweet reimagining of Clement C. Moore's classic poem, that is sure to delight both children and their parents alike! This is a beautifully illustrated and unique take on the classic poem that is sure to put a smile on everyones face this Christmas! A word from the author: "I absolutely loved Clement C. Moore's poem as a child, but when I grew up and tried to read it to my own children, they did not share my enthusiasm. The book is truly a classic but also a little outdated, but one of my children's biggest gripes was the absence of Rudolph. Poor Clement...he wasn't to know. I felt sad that they couldn't share in my enjoyment of the original, especially as it is is the only story to name all the rendeer (well minus one), so I vowed to try and rewrite this story whilst breathing new life into it. Now tackling what it without a doubt the most famous poem in the English language was not a task that I undertook lightly, but it has been given the seal of approval from my little ones, and I truly belief I have created something original, sweet and funny, whilst maintaining the essence of the original. This year, more than most, we need a little festive cheer. So with that in mind, I hope you enjoy the book, and wish you all a Merry Christmas!"

Author : Roger Price,Leonard Stern
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2010-10-14
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0843199318

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We Wish You a Merry Mad Libs by Roger Price,Leonard Stern Pdf

Featuring 21 hilarious fill-in-the-blank stories about Christmastime, this fun puzzle book offers the perfect way to get into the holiday spirit. Illustrations. Consumable.

Author : Janice Maynard,Katherine Garbera,Silver James
Publisher : Harlequin
Page : 192 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2017-10-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781488015915

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Harlequin Desire October 2017 - Box Set 1 of 2 by Janice Maynard,Katherine Garbera,Silver James Pdf

This bachelor boss gets a little holiday surprise...only from USA TODAY bestselling author Janice Maynard! Being stranded with her crush-worthy boss isn’t part of Dani Meadows’s job description! But she and sexy CEO Nathaniel Winston are snowbound for Christmas...along with an adorable baby who might be Nathaniel’s daughter. Nathaniel needs Dani’s help. But his fantasies about his executive assistant are nowhere near as hot as the reality of having her in his home...and in his bed. When the snow melts, will he be able to say oodbye?

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 796 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 1968
Category : Aircraft accidents
ISBN : UOM:39015024192406

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Aerospace Safety by Anonim Pdf

Author : Bonnie Miller
Publisher : Ulysses Press
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2020-10-27
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781646040780

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Women Don't Poop and Other Lies by Bonnie Miller Pdf

Get the scoop on lady poop with this surprising and hilarious combination of feminism and fecal facts, a perfect bathroom book for any feminist. Everybody poops, and that means every body. Women are no strangers to time on the can, but for centuries women have been pressured to avoid mention, reference, and especially smell. It’s time to reclaim our right to let some sh*t go! - Did you know that women’s colons are TEN CENTIMETERS longer than men's? - Did you know that your toilet is TOO TALL, built for the invented height of the average male? - Did you know that your period actually makes you poop MORE? Women Don’t Poop and Other Lies offers a humorous look at the history and trivia around this most basic bodily function. From the pioneer days when women had to create pop-up port-a-Johns with their skirts to modern-day workday bathroom anxiety, this giftable book is packed full of surprisingly adorable and informative color illustrations and poopy pub trivia. Nevertheless, we poop!

Author : Rosie Greening
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2019-10
Category : Animal droppings
ISBN : 1788439295

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A Poop-Powered Christmas by Rosie Greening Pdf

In this rhyming story, an inventive elf finds an alternative way to power Santa's sleigh when his reindeer crew are too ill to fly.