For The Golfer Who Has Everything

Author : Team Golfwell
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2020
Category : Golf
ISBN : 0473557460

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For the Golfer Who Has Everything by Team Golfwell Pdf

Author : Justin J Exner
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2016-05-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781492689041

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501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot by Justin J Exner Pdf

You can blame your job... You can blame the course... You can blame mother nature... Or you can blame your equipment... But Never, Ever, BLAME YOURSELF!

Author : Ray Foley
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 146 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2009-05-01
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9781402247477

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God Loves Golfers Best by Ray Foley Pdf

God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life! Examples from God Loves Golfers Best: Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole. What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron! A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church. Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag. His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?" The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?" In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

Author : Dick Crouser
Publisher : Running Press Adult
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2012-02-21
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9781451670776

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Funny (but true) Golf Anecdotes by Dick Crouser Pdf

An Entertaining Gift of Golf Humor In this collection of over 175 golf anecdotes, you’ll find entertaining stories about Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Ernie Els, Jim Furyk, Bubba Watson, Rory McIlroy, Rickie Fowler, David Feherty, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer, Ben Hogan, Sam Snead, Bobby Jones, and their friends. You’ll enjoy sharing them with your golfing partners on the putting green or at the 19th hole! An Entertaining Gift of Golf Humor In this collection of over 175 golf anecdotes, you’ll find entertaining stories about Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Ernie Els, Jim Furyk, Bubba Watson, Rory McIlroy, Rickie Fowler, David Feherty, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer, Ben Hogan, Sam Snead, Bobby Jones, and their friends. You’ll enjoy sharing them with your golfing partners on the putting green or at the 19th hole!

Author : Charlotte Croker,Chester Croker
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2019-11-05
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1705878121

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Golf Jokes for Ladies by Charlotte Croker,Chester Croker Pdf

This is a unique golfing joke book - exclusively for lady golfers. Here you will find plenty of funny golf jokes written just for women. This is a sexist free environment. These golfing jokes are for lady golfers of all abilities. This is a truly original book for female golfers - you are going to enjoy it. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh out loud, so buy this funny joke book for lady golfers now.

Author : Mark Frost
Publisher : Hachette Books
Page : 283 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2007-11-06
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9781401389994

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The Match by Mark Frost Pdf

In 1956, a casual bet between two millionaires eventually pitted two of the greatest golfers of the era -- Byron Nelson and Ben Hogan -- against top amateurs Harvie Ward and Ken Venturi. The year: 1956. Decades have passed since Eddie Lowery came to fame as the ten-year-old caddie to U.S. Open Champion Francis Ouimet. Now a wealthy car dealer and avid supporter of amateur golf, Lowery has just made a bet with fellow millionaire George Coleman. Lowery claims that two of his employees, amateur golfers Harvie Ward and Ken Venturi, cannot be beaten in a best-ball match, and challenges Coleman to bring any two golfers of his choice to the course at 10 a.m. the next day to settle the issue. Coleman accepts the challenge and shows up with his own power team: Ben Hogan and Byron Nelson, the game's greatest living professionals, with fourteen major championships between them. In Mark Frost's peerless hands, complete with the recollections of all the participants, the story of this immortal foursome and the game they played that day-legendarily known in golf circles as the greatest private match ever played-comes to life with powerful, emotional impact and edge-of-your-seat suspense.

Author : George Peper
Publisher : Assouline Publishing
Page : 5 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2017-10-01
Category : Travel
ISBN : 9781614286530

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Golf: The Impossible Collection by George Peper Pdf

In this most recent addition to Assouline’s highly covetable and lauded Ultimate Collection, George Peper, former editor in chief of Golf magazine and 2016 PGA Lifetime Achievement Award winner for Journalism, takes readers on an incomparable golf journey as he travels the world detailing the 100 most significant, historically noteworthy, and architecturally paramount courses. Describing intricate holes that have confounded the game’s best, revisiting tournaments that have made and broken champions, and elucidating the unique and truly special characteristics of each course makes Peper the perfect golf partner as he walks readers through the clubhouses, fairways, and bunkers. From greens as old and hallowed as St Andrews to courses celebrating their first anniversary such as Nova Scotia’s Cabot Cliffs, from the island mountain course of China’s Shanqin Bay to the Hamptons’ Maidstone Club, Golf: The Impossible Collection is an unequivocal sensory treat for the golf fanatic, or the perfect feast to feed the wanderlust simmering in all of us.

Author : Team Golfwell
Publisher : Team Golfwell
Page : 359 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2018-01-02
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9781981998098

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A Complete Guide For Golfers Over 50 by Team Golfwell Pdf

If you want to maintain yourself, this book is for you and it makes a great gift for the golfer. ENDORSED BY SENIORS GOLFERS OF AMERICA - "This is a complete informational and motivational book in which seniors learn what Arnold, Jack, Langer, Irwin, Trevino, and many other top golfers have said about golfers over 50." FROM AUSTRALIAN SENIOR GOLFERS - "This book has over 300 pages of what would be expected stuff like overall golf advice, golf tips, golf techniques and golf equipment advice – but there’s much more. The much more includes complete golfing exercise programs, ways to loosen stiff joints, diet information and goal setting. (There’s even some bonus pages at the back if you want to get really serious and record your fitness progress)." "But what really sets A Complete Guide For Golfers Over 50 apart is the emphasis on fun. Not only is there a full chapter of golf jokes, there are jokes interspersed throughout the manual and another section on fun formats and suggestions on keeping up the interest by varying your routines. Live longer and healthier, absorb some wisdom (and maybe a game changing insight) from the greats, and laugh more. Much better than getting the sh*ts over a fluffed chip shot." "I found the second chapter What Great Players in Golf Have Said About Senior Golfers to be particularly valuable (Golfwell personally contacted many of those contributing)." "Amongst some great golf and life advice I particularly liked Lee Trevino’s quip: “The older I get, the better I used to be.” - Brian O'Hare, Founder Senior Golfers of Australia. This over 300-page guide is for senior golfers who want to learn a higher level of play and maintain that level as the years pass. You will learn what Arnold, Jack, Bernhard Langer, Hale Irwin, Trevino, and many other top golfers have said about golfers over 50. You will get fun golf formats such as “Me Toos,” “Wolf for High Handicappers.” You will have our favorite adult jokes and stories to tell during delays on the course, backups at the tee, or the 19th hole clubhouse drinks. You will get our favorite fitness programs covering the 5 elements needed for a well-rounded fitness program to make you leaner and stronger: 1. Aerobics, so you will be less tired during the last 4 to 5 holes. 2. Total Body Resistance and Weight Training. Having good muscle tone make you play better. Toned muscles use up more calories to help you with weight loss. 3. Core Exercises. You will discover how to strengthen your core muscles to play better, swing easier, and hit it farther. 4.Balance Training. To help you make an even tempo balanced golf swing. 5. Stretching Programs to help maintain your flexibility. You will learn the diets of top senior golfers. You will learn why golfers live longer. Bonus: This book contains a Free Journal to use and keep track of your exercise programs to maintain your fitness. Get this Guide and begin your journey to your full golf potential by becoming a more skillful, leaner, energetic, and happier golfer! Tags: sports, sports book, sports gift, golf accessories, golf, golf club book, golf book, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, golf gifts for women, golf, rules of golf, golf rules, golf rule books, golf rule book, golf coaching, coaching golf, pga tour, golf books, top golfers, rules of golf 2019, senior golf books, golf books for seniors, books for over 50 golfers,

Author : Rick Reilly
Publisher : Hachette Books
Page : 203 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2019-04-02
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9780316527842

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Commander in Cheat by Rick Reilly Pdf

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER "Reilly pokes more holes in Trump's claims than there are sand traps on all of his courses combined. It is by turns amusing and alarming."-- The New Yorker "Golf is the spine of this shocking, wildly humorous book, but humanity is its flesh and spirit." -- Chicago Sun-Times "Every one of Trump's most disgusting qualities surfaces in golf." -- The Ringer An outrageous indictment of Donald Trump's appalling behavior when it comes to golf -- on and off the green -- and what it reveals about his character. Donald Trump loves golf. He loves to play it, buy it, build it, and operate it. He owns 14 courses around the world and runs another five, all of which he insists are the best on the planet. He also claims he's a 3 handicap, almost never loses, and has won an astonishing 18 club championships. How much of all that is true? Almost none of it, acclaimed sportswriter Rick Reilly reveals in this unsparing look at Trump in the world of golf. Based on Reilly's own experiences with Trump as well as interviews with over 100 golf pros, amateurs, developers, and caddies, Commander in Cheat is a startling and at times hilarious indictment of Trump and his golf game. You'll learn how Trump cheats (sometimes with the help of his caddies and Secret Service agents), lies about his scores (the "Trump Bump"), tells whoppers about the rank of his courses and their worth (declaring that every one of them is worth $50 million), and tramples the etiquette of the game (driving on greens doesn't help). Trump doesn't brag so much, though, about the golf contractors he stiffs, the course neighbors he intimidates, or the way his golf decisions wind up infecting his political ones. For Trump, it's always about winning. To do it, he uses the tricks he picked up from the hustlers at the public course where he learned the game as a college kid, and then polished as one of the most bombastic businessmen of our time. As Reilly writes, "Golf is like bicycle shorts. It reveals a lot about a man." Commander in Cheat "paints a side-splitting portrait of a congenital cheater" (Esquire), revealing all kinds of unsightly truths Trump has been hiding.

Author : Chris Santella
Publisher : Harry N. Abrams
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 47,6 Mb
Release : 2005-10-01
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 1584794747

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Fifty Places to Play Golf Before You Die by Chris Santella Pdf

This will not be a book that will attempt to simply detail courses where major championships have been played, but courses whose architecture, noteworthy holes, location, and ambiance make them must play venues for passionate golfers. It includes Royal County Down (Ireland), Pebble Beach (California), Bandon Dunes (Oregon), Cape Kidnappers (New Zealand), and the National Golf Links of America (New York). Each chapter will be linked to a golf guru or celebrity personality; the featured course will be presented as the individual's recommendation for one of their favorite courses in the world. The expert golfers will include Peter Jacobsen (pro golfer), Pete Dye (famous golf course architect), Brian McCallen (former travel editor of Golf magazine and author of Top 100 Courses You Can Play), Christie Kerr (pro golfer), and Donald Trump. There will also be a foreword by golf pro Mark O'Meara. Chapter contents will include interviews from the recommending personality, a brief bio, a history of the course, an experiential account with as much local colour as possible, and some if you go information. This will be the perfect gift for avid golfers and armchair travellers alike.

Author : M. Prefontaine
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 68 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2017-02-25
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1543284973

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Golf It's a Funny Old Game by M. Prefontaine Pdf

For us rabbits the game of golf is a constant battle between fantasy and reality. The great hopes and ambitions that accompany us on the first tee quickly evaporate by a combination of mother nature, gravity and the cruelest of luck. One of the charms of the Great Game is that we are constantly chasing what is, in theory, attainable but in reality highly elusive. It is a perpetual series of occasions for hope. David Feherty summed it up when he said; "Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." It is astonishing how long the occasional miracle can remain in the memory to the total eclipse of all else. Golf is a game whose hook is baited with hope. This book is a compendium of quotes from players who have been similarly troubled by the journey from great hopes to cruel reality. I hope you enjoy their reflections.

Author : Justin J. Exner
Publisher : Greenleaf Book Group
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 1999-03
Category : Golf
ISBN : 0966531914

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501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot by Justin J. Exner Pdf

This book was written for all the weekend hackers who are hopelessly addicted to chasing a little white ball all over God's green earth. These are just some of the best excuses that I have heard and used for terrible shots.

Author : Joshua Shifrin
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2019-10-01
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9781510744769

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Golf's Best Excuses by Joshua Shifrin Pdf

Explain away your bad shots—and have your friends laugh at the same time! In Golf's Best Excuses, author Joshua Shifrin takes a witty approach in helping golfers make sense of their worst days on the golf course. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful round with “My golf clubs are too old.” Or after a bad putt, golfers might try to explain the mishap with, “There were too many spike marks on the green.” Shifrin has crafted 150 funny—but all-too-real—excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include: I’m late for my wedding and it’s throwing off my concentration. I thought this hole was a dogleg to the left . . . not right. If I didn’t have those four double bogeys I could have scored really well today. Someone yelled “fore” during my backswing. Any many more! Whether you want to motivate the duffer in your life or laugh away embarrassing mistakes in your own game, Golf's Best Excuses is a must-read. Complete with laugh-out-loud full-color cartoons, this book makes for the perfect gift.

Author : Ben Hogan,Herbert Warren Wind
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 132 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 1985-09-20
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9780671612979

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Ben Hogan's Five Lessons by Ben Hogan,Herbert Warren Wind Pdf

Golfer Ben Hogan offers step-by-step instructions on how to break eighty in a single golf game.

Author : Shane Ryan
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Page : 458 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2016-04-05
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9780553390681

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Slaying the Tiger by Shane Ryan Pdf

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • In Slaying the Tiger, one of today’s boldest young sportswriters spends a season inside the ropes alongside the rising stars who are transforming the game of golf. For more than a decade, golf was dominated by one galvanizing figure: Eldrick “Tiger” Woods. But as his star has fallen, a new, ambitious generation has stepped up to claim the crown. Once the domain of veterans, golf saw a youth revolution in 2014. In Slaying the Tiger, Shane Ryan introduces us to the volatile, colorful crop of heirs apparent who are storming the barricades of this traditionally old-fashioned sport. As the golf writer for Bill Simmons’s Grantland, Shane Ryan is the perfect herald for the sport’s new age. In Slaying the Tiger, he embeds himself for a season on the PGA Tour, where he finds the game far removed from the genteel rhythms of yesteryear. Instead, he discovers a group of mercurial talents driven to greatness by their fear of failure and their relentless perfectionism. From Augusta to Scotland, with an irreverent and energetic voice, Ryan documents every transcendent moment, every press tent tirade, and every controversy that made the 2014 Tour one of the most exciting and unpredictable in recent memory. Here are indelibly drawn profiles of the game’s young guns: Rory McIlroy, the Northern Irish ace who stepped forward as the game’s next superstar; Patrick Reed, a brash, boastful competitor with a warrior’s mentality; Dustin Johnson, the brilliant natural talent whose private habits sabotage his potential; and Jason Day, a resilient Aussie whose hardscrabble beginnings make him the Tour’s ultimate longshot. Here also is the bumptious Bubba Watson, a devout Christian known for his unsportsmanlike outbursts on the golf course; Keegan Bradley, a flinty New Englander who plays with a colossal chip on his shoulder; twenty-one-year-old Jordan Spieth, a preternaturally mature Texan carrying the hopes of the golf establishment; and Rickie Fowler, the humble California kid striving to make his golf speak louder than his bright orange clothes. Bound by their talent, each one hungrier than the last, these players will vie over the coming decade for the right to be called the next king of the game. Golf may be slow to change, but in 2014, the wheels were turning at a feverish pace. Slaying the Tiger offers a dynamic snapshot of a rapidly evolving sport. Praise for Slaying the Tiger “This book is going to be controversial. There is no question about it. . . . It is the most unvarnished view of the tour—the biggest tour in the world—that I’ve ever read. And it’s not close.”—Gary Williams, Golf Channel “A must-read for PGA Tour fans from the casual to the most dedicated . . . This book is certain to be as important to this era as [John] Feinstein’s [A Good Walk Spoiled] was two decades ago. . . . A well-researched, in-depth look at the men who inhabit the highest levels of the game.”—Examiner.com “A masterfully written account of an important time in golf history.”—Adam Fonseca, Golf Unfiltered “Absolutely marvelous . . . Ryan’s writing flows and his reporting turns pages for you.”—Kyle Porter, CBS Sports “A riveting read.”—Library Journal “Ryan’s fresh look is just what we golfer/readers want.”—Curt Sampson, New York Times bestselling author of Hogan “Ryan does a fantastic job painting a thoughtful and accurate portrait of the new crop of heirs apparent.”—Stephanie Wei, Wei Under Par