Grandpa Jokes

Author : Phillip Lancaster
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 124 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2018-05-16
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 198107791X

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The Little Book of 101 Grandad Jokes by Phillip Lancaster Pdf

What does a Dad joke become when it gets too old? Why, a Grandad joke, of course. This collection of 101 of the best ever Grandad jokes is aimed at kids who just want a laugh and Grandads (and Dads) who want to stock up on those jokes that make their kids groan (while secretly laughing). Grandad tried to warn everyone that the Titanic was going to hit an iceberg and sink. But no one would listen. He was screaming and shouting but they all told him to be quiet. They weren't interested in what he had to say. But he just got louder and louder.In the end, they had to eject him from the movie theatre. Ideal Father's Day present for the Dad or Grandad in your life. Ideal Christmas stocking filler for the kids. Imagine your 12 year old brightening up Christmas by reading all 101 jokes at the dinner table. Or not. Warning: Contains the word fart (twice). At the end of the book, you'll find 25 Swifties. One-liners to cover those situations where afterwards you think afterwards "Now if only I'd said...". Buy the eBook and download the audio book for free. Play it in the car and annoy your passengers. Play it in the gym and be the only person laughing on the treadmill. But most of all... Enjoy!

Author : Grampa Grumpy Gifts
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 54 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2020-06-17
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798654833488

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Grandpa Jokes by Grampa Grumpy Gifts Pdf

Why Grandpa Jokes Are Better Than Dad Jokes? Well, because grandpa knows every thing! This is the perfect gift for grandfather who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! Clean family jokes The first page has space for you to write a special message, an ideal alternative to a card. Perfect Funny Novelty Gift For Grandpa's Birthday, Father's day, Christmas, Valentine's Day or Any Regular Day To Make Grandpa Smile!

Author : Wrigley Stuart
Publisher : Cartoon Network Books
Page : 130 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2016
Category : Wit and humor, Juvenile
ISBN : 9780843183474

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Cheesy Joke Book by Wrigley Stuart Pdf

What's cheesier than Pizza Steve? A book full of hilarious wisecracks and not-so-wis-cracks from Uncle Grandpa and his friends!

Author : Tesse Adams
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2021-05-03
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1643401084

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Grandpa's Fart Jokes by Tesse Adams Pdf

Author : Joe Kerz
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 389 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2022-04-19
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781631586651

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The Big Book of Dad Jokes by Joe Kerz Pdf

Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.

Author : Richard Seltzer
Publisher : BookLocker.com, Inc.
Page : 368 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2022-11-20
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9798885313605

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Grandad Jokes: 3000 Jokes on Trump and Other Nonsense by Richard Seltzer Pdf

3000 original jokes grouped as: Trump and Company Nonsensical Science, Philosophy, History, and Religion Letter, Number, and Grammar Play Speaking in Tongues - Word Play in Two Languages Never Grow Up - General Fun Bedtime Whimsy and Romance Pithy jokes for every taste and mood and occasion.

Author : Jacob Maxwell
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2022-11-29
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1649920504

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Grandpa Jokes by Jacob Maxwell Pdf

Author : Bohdan D. Shandor
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 110 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2021-11
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1956877002

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Jokes For GrandParents: (To Tell Their GrandKids) by Bohdan D. Shandor Pdf

Delightful. Entertaining. Funny. A light-hearted read for the whole family that you'll want to read again and again! A unique and heartwarming book to bring families back together again, with humor, so needed in today's society. Bonding generations with laughter and communication builds lasting and fond memories. The book presents silly and fun jokes that can be shared by the whole family and the illustrations are truly delightful. Finally, a book that makes learning FUN! This book is a perfect fit for young children to talk and express themselves with adults and amongst themselves, so vital today when kids are too often consumed by video games, tablets and cell phones. When a young child is made to feel important, admired and significant in the midst of a family gathering or a one-on-one encounter with a loving adult, moments of spiritual upliftment are felt by the child and the adult. This is how self-esteem is built, by honoring the child. Jokes For GrandParents (To Tell Their GrandKids)(TM) creates this scenario and can be a tool to strengthen family connections. What a wonderful gift this special book makes for parents and especially for grandparents. This book is a pleasure to read, color in and discuss. You and your children will love it! The book has many illustrations that are age appropriate and very creative. If your kids enjoy riddles and word puns they will want to read this book again and again. The bonus interactive questions create further opportunities for discussion, learning and interaction between adult and child. See review by Valentina Dimitri, former owner and Director of Montessori Schools and published author.

Author : Jacob Eckeberger
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 26 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2021-05-21
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1737180502

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My Dad's Jokes Are Very (Terribly, Awfully, Painfully) Bad! by Jacob Eckeberger Pdf

A book inspired by Dad Jokes and the families who put up with them (but secretly love them, too).

Author : Neil Kelly
Publisher : Austin Macauley Publishers
Page : 90 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2021-12-14
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781398423596

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Grandpa and Phoebe’s Amazing Adventures by Neil Kelly Pdf

This is an adventure story about a young girl, Phoebe Shortshanks, and her very unusual grandparents. Join Phoebe as she works with Grandpa and some of his amazing, but sometimes disastrous, magical inventions on a journey of discovery and friendship. Who can believe that animals can talk and be so organised that they can help a lost golf ball to be reunited with her lost brothers?

Author : Wrigley Stuart
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 132 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2016-03-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9780399543753

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Cheesy Joke Book by Wrigley Stuart Pdf

Here’s a hilarious joke book to keep you belly laughing from your belly bag with—and at—Uncle Granpda and all his friends! Uncle Grandpa's Cheesy Joke Book is a classic joke book with a zany Uncle Grandpa twist, featuring hundreds of jokes of every variety from knock-knock jokes and funny riddles to puns, spoonerisms and road crossing chicken variations as told by and about the characters from Uncle Grandpa. Loaded with art from the popular Cartoon Network show, this book is perfect for readers who love making people laugh as much as Uncle Grandpa does.

Author : Silly Yaya,Violet Favero,Meadow Road Books
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 122 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2019-05-17
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1097719456

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Grandfathers Tell The Best Bad Jokes by Silly Yaya,Violet Favero,Meadow Road Books Pdf

Grandfathers Tell The Best Bad Jokes is a 120 page lined journal that makes the perfect gift for that hard-to-buy-for Grandfather! We all have that grandfather in our life who tells the worst jokes, is well known for his corny, boring, predictable jokes! This is the gift for him! Inside you will find a message page from the giver (grandchild), a checklist of all of the grandfather's positive attributes, and over 15 joke prompts including: my best poop joke is my best bad joke is knock knock political fart and much more There are lots of additional lined journal pages for the grandfather and his grandchildren to make-up their own jokes. What a great way for them to bond! This fun for the whole family journal is a silly, wholesome way for the kids to have fun with their grandfather, with the potential for hysterical puns, gags, and lots of fun! After all, grandfathers are just kids at heart! If this is the guy who thinks everyone loves his jokes, especially his grandkids, then get him his copy today! Meadow Road Books publishes journals for Grandmothers too! Just type in The Best Grandmother Name is: Yaya YiaYia Nonna Nana Gigi Grammy Avo Memere Abuela Gaga and many more

Author : Kathryn England,Richard McFarland
Publisher : Flashlight Press
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2007-10-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781936261048

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Grandfather's Wrinkles by Kathryn England,Richard McFarland Pdf

Lucy and her grandfather are the focus of this poignant and warm story that teaches that wrinkles are badges of happiness rather than signs of age. Lucy asks Granddad, “Why doesn't your skin fit you? It's all crinkly,” to which he replies, “Those crinkles are called wrinkles,” each of which he got when he smiled especially big. As Lucy traces Granddad's joy-filled face, he describes his memories and shares the cause of each line—his wedding day, Lucy's mother's birth, precious moments from her childhood, and Lucy's birth, among others. Beautiful drawings recreate each thoughtful memory, and the recollections showcase an intimate bond between the two generations.

Author : Hugh Murmie
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 108 pages
File Size : 48,9 Mb
Release : 2020-05-10
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798644639052

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The Ultimate Dad Joke Book by Hugh Murmie Pdf

New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!

Author : Carey Erichson
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 112 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2014-05-22
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1499640803

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Where Did My Willie Go by Carey Erichson Pdf

There are no dirty jokes or porno in this book, but most are very risque and very funny. We poke fun at everything and everyone, no exceptions. Black, white, boy, girl, other, Democrat or Republican, we don't care they are going to get it. Author believes that a joke a day keeps the doctor away. With over 4,000 jokes in his library, one can imagine the variety found in his joke books. All of his joke books can be displayed on the living room table and read by anyone.