Grandfathers Tell The Best Bad Jokes

Author : Silly Yaya,Violet Favero,Meadow Road Books
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 122 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2019-05-17
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1097719456

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Grandfathers Tell The Best Bad Jokes by Silly Yaya,Violet Favero,Meadow Road Books Pdf

Grandfathers Tell The Best Bad Jokes is a 120 page lined journal that makes the perfect gift for that hard-to-buy-for Grandfather! We all have that grandfather in our life who tells the worst jokes, is well known for his corny, boring, predictable jokes! This is the gift for him! Inside you will find a message page from the giver (grandchild), a checklist of all of the grandfather's positive attributes, and over 15 joke prompts including: my best poop joke is my best bad joke is knock knock political fart and much more There are lots of additional lined journal pages for the grandfather and his grandchildren to make-up their own jokes. What a great way for them to bond! This fun for the whole family journal is a silly, wholesome way for the kids to have fun with their grandfather, with the potential for hysterical puns, gags, and lots of fun! After all, grandfathers are just kids at heart! If this is the guy who thinks everyone loves his jokes, especially his grandkids, then get him his copy today! Meadow Road Books publishes journals for Grandmothers too! Just type in The Best Grandmother Name is: Yaya YiaYia Nonna Nana Gigi Grammy Avo Memere Abuela Gaga and many more

Author : Grampa Grumpy Gifts
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 54 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2020-06-17
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798654833488

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Grandpa Jokes by Grampa Grumpy Gifts Pdf

Why Grandpa Jokes Are Better Than Dad Jokes? Well, because grandpa knows every thing! This is the perfect gift for grandfather who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! Clean family jokes The first page has space for you to write a special message, an ideal alternative to a card. Perfect Funny Novelty Gift For Grandpa's Birthday, Father's day, Christmas, Valentine's Day or Any Regular Day To Make Grandpa Smile!

Author : Sassy Press
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 82 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2019-06-04
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1072170132

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Worlds Best Grandad by Sassy Press Pdf

A Lovely Notebook sure to give a warm feelings to your father, step father, father in law, uncle, grandfather or father figure on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 80 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a bag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.

Author : Bohdan D. Shandor
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 110 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 2021-11
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1956877002

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Jokes For GrandParents: (To Tell Their GrandKids) by Bohdan D. Shandor Pdf

Delightful. Entertaining. Funny. A light-hearted read for the whole family that you'll want to read again and again! A unique and heartwarming book to bring families back together again, with humor, so needed in today's society. Bonding generations with laughter and communication builds lasting and fond memories. The book presents silly and fun jokes that can be shared by the whole family and the illustrations are truly delightful. Finally, a book that makes learning FUN! This book is a perfect fit for young children to talk and express themselves with adults and amongst themselves, so vital today when kids are too often consumed by video games, tablets and cell phones. When a young child is made to feel important, admired and significant in the midst of a family gathering or a one-on-one encounter with a loving adult, moments of spiritual upliftment are felt by the child and the adult. This is how self-esteem is built, by honoring the child. Jokes For GrandParents (To Tell Their GrandKids)(TM) creates this scenario and can be a tool to strengthen family connections. What a wonderful gift this special book makes for parents and especially for grandparents. This book is a pleasure to read, color in and discuss. You and your children will love it! The book has many illustrations that are age appropriate and very creative. If your kids enjoy riddles and word puns they will want to read this book again and again. The bonus interactive questions create further opportunities for discussion, learning and interaction between adult and child. See review by Valentina Dimitri, former owner and Director of Montessori Schools and published author.

Author : Phillip Lancaster
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 124 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2018-05-16
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 198107791X

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The Little Book of 101 Grandad Jokes by Phillip Lancaster Pdf

What does a Dad joke become when it gets too old? Why, a Grandad joke, of course. This collection of 101 of the best ever Grandad jokes is aimed at kids who just want a laugh and Grandads (and Dads) who want to stock up on those jokes that make their kids groan (while secretly laughing). Grandad tried to warn everyone that the Titanic was going to hit an iceberg and sink. But no one would listen. He was screaming and shouting but they all told him to be quiet. They weren't interested in what he had to say. But he just got louder and louder.In the end, they had to eject him from the movie theatre. Ideal Father's Day present for the Dad or Grandad in your life. Ideal Christmas stocking filler for the kids. Imagine your 12 year old brightening up Christmas by reading all 101 jokes at the dinner table. Or not. Warning: Contains the word fart (twice). At the end of the book, you'll find 25 Swifties. One-liners to cover those situations where afterwards you think afterwards "Now if only I'd said...". Buy the eBook and download the audio book for free. Play it in the car and annoy your passengers. Play it in the gym and be the only person laughing on the treadmill. But most of all... Enjoy!

Author : Bohdan D. Shandor
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 110 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2021-11
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1956877002

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Jokes For GrandParents: (To Tell Their GrandKids) by Bohdan D. Shandor Pdf

Delightful. Entertaining. Funny. A light-hearted read for the whole family that you'll want to read again and again! A unique and heartwarming book to bring families back together again, with humor, so needed in today's society. Bonding generations with laughter and communication builds lasting and fond memories. The book presents silly and fun jokes that can be shared by the whole family and the illustrations are truly delightful. Finally, a book that makes learning FUN! This book is a perfect fit for young children to talk and express themselves with adults and amongst themselves, so vital today when kids are too often consumed by video games, tablets and cell phones. When a young child is made to feel important, admired and significant in the midst of a family gathering or a one-on-one encounter with a loving adult, moments of spiritual upliftment are felt by the child and the adult. This is how self-esteem is built, by honoring the child. Jokes For GrandParents (To Tell Their GrandKids)(TM) creates this scenario and can be a tool to strengthen family connections. What a wonderful gift this special book makes for parents and especially for grandparents. This book is a pleasure to read, color in and discuss. You and your children will love it! The book has many illustrations that are age appropriate and very creative. If your kids enjoy riddles and word puns they will want to read this book again and again. The bonus interactive questions create further opportunities for discussion, learning and interaction between adult and child. See review by Valentina Dimitri, former owner and Director of Montessori Schools and published author.

Author : Jerry Zezima
Publisher : iUniverse
Page : 148 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2016-01-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781491785508

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Grandfather Knows Best by Jerry Zezima Pdf

What guy takes his granddaughter to the aquarium and spouts fish puns all day? Who accompanies her to a children’s recreation center and almost faints in the bouncy house? And which grandpa goes to the White House Easter Egg Roll so he can introduce his precious pumpkin not to the president but to Peppa Pig? Jerry Zezima, who also gives grandfatherly advice to Prince Charles, peddles his granddaughter’s preschool fundraiser, introduces her to the neighborhood ice cream man, and does lots of other fun stuff, both with and without his adorable princess, which may explain why she is more mature than he is. In “Grandfather Knows Best,” nationally syndicated humorist Jerry Zezima writes about the joys of grandparenthood and the things one man will do for the little girl who has captured his heart.

Author : Tesse Adams
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 2021-05-03
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1643401084

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Grandpa's Fart Jokes by Tesse Adams Pdf

Author : Hugh Murmie
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 108 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2020-05-10
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798644639052

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The Ultimate Dad Joke Book by Hugh Murmie Pdf

New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!

Author : Ian Allen
Publisher : Portico
Page : 178 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2013-08-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781909396098

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The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes by Ian Allen Pdf

Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!

Author : Jimmy Niro
Publisher : World's Best Dad Jokes Collection
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2018
Category : Fatherhood
ISBN : 1492675377

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Dad Jokes by Jimmy Niro Pdf

The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes

Author : James Knipp
Publisher : Quirk Books
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2019-02-12
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781683691013

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Stuff Every Grandfather Should Know by James Knipp Pdf

This pocket-sized guide has all the stuff you need to become the coolest granddad, grandpa, or Pop Pop on the block! Becoming a grandfather is one of the most exciting events in a man's life--but there's a lot to learn! This little book is jam-packed with all the wisdom, know-how, and trivia that you'll need to become the best grandfather you can be, including: * How to Pick Your Grandfather Nickname * How to Share Your Wisdom * How to Tell A Tall Tale * When to Step Up and When to Step Back * Planning for Your Future (And Theirs) The handsome package and timeless information make this a perfect gift for seasoned grandpas and grandpas-to-be alike.

Author : Wayne Sherrard
Publisher : FriesenPress
Page : 216 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2024-05-22
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781525550591

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Really, Granddad? by Wayne Sherrard Pdf

Author : Gordon Hideaki Nagai
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 118 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2016-05-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781612435909

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The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes by Gordon Hideaki Nagai Pdf

A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”

Author : Sherry Moss Walraven,Daniel Walraven
Publisher : Outskirts Press
Page : 218 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2023-08-08
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781977267283

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Midnight Terror by Sherry Moss Walraven,Daniel Walraven Pdf

Two brothers put a mask over their face and went in the bank expecting to obtain a huge amount of money. They started hollering for the customers to get in the floor or sit with their backs to the wall. No one recognized who the robbers could be due to the crazy masks they were wearing. After the men put money in the cloth bag, they ran as fast as they could run, but not until the Security Guard pushed the masks from the faces of the two men. The men started running even faster. They sure didn't want to be caught. After they did their exit from the bank, they stopped long enough to transfer the money they had in the bag to a black suitcase. By accident, the man took the wrong bag since the lady's bag was just like his. She was beginning to panic because she had something valuable in her bag that the man now had in his possession. The ladies looked at the luggage tag of the man's bag and decided since they now had his name, they would look up his address and go make a switch with him. The four ladies had a bad situation earlier in the week and they didn't want anything to happen for the rest of their stay in Savannah. They finally found the address of the man who took Brianna's suitcase. The four ladies decided they could make the switch themselves, but these men didn't want to cooperate. The man had a twin brother and the girls knew the men were going to be trouble for them, but they could be mean if they have to. They would not let the twins have their way. All Brianna wanted was her necklace that was valuable. The other women she was with didn't want anything but to go home.