Hello My Name Is Mommy

Author : Sheri Lynch
Publisher : St. Martin's Griffin
Page : 224 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2004-04-07
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781429906821

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Hello, My Name Is Mommy by Sheri Lynch Pdf

Hilarious and true and inspirational, Hello, My Name is Mommy is for every pregnant woman and new mother who ever felt helpless and out of control instead of confident and aglow. Sure, women know pregnancy is no bed of roses, but Lynch taps into her own dysfunctional childhood and fears about becoming a mom to label a much profounder worry many moms-to-be have: that their own pasts were so screwed up that they're doomed to repeat the cycle. Dr. Spock may tell moms to trust their instincts, but Lynch's Misfit Mommies want to do every last thing but that. They feel like frauds and imposters, and Lynch's real-girl's voice will be instantly recognizable to them. Lynch will walk and talk new moms through it all: from lamenting the hot dogs and second-hand smoke they were raised on (and, of course, "you turned out just fine") to the realization that kids are kind of germy and gross (but feeling that way doesn't make one a bad mother) to keeping it together at work with Cheerios in the old nursing bra.

Author : Sheri Lynch
Publisher : Saint Martin's Paperbacks
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2024-06-19
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0312318332

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Hello My Name Is Mommy by Sheri Lynch Pdf

Author : Max Miller
Publisher : AuthorHouse
Page : 37 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2014-07-02
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781496922991

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Hello, My Name Is Max and I Have Autism by Max Miller Pdf

Max Miller is a 12 year old high functioning autistic. Max was diagnosed with autism at age 5. His original prognosis was that he would never learn and was deemed “unteachable.” It was recommended to his parents that he be institutionalized as he would never thrive. His parents defied this assertion and pressed forward with a blend of traditional and non-traditional therapeutic methods. The blend of methods worked and Max began to communicate. Max was non-verbal until age 6. He did not learn to read and write until age 10. He is now integrated in the classroom and reads at grade level. Due to his disability, Max encountered many forms of discrimination, mostly due to ignorance. He was denied access to the many things allotted to children—sports, education, scouting, birthday parties, even playdates. Despite these harms, Max chose not to be bitter. He embraced his autism and became an advocate for himself and for other children on the spectrum. When words were difficult to come by, Max would use art to communicate his feelings to his mother. He now uses art and essays as a tool to educate others about what it is like to have autism. An aspiring artist, his art has been displayed at the Denver Art Museum and 40 West Gallery. His art show, Insight into the Autistic Mind, is on constant display as part of Max’s in-services for groups interested in autism. He was profiled in the local media for his advocacy. Max has his own Facebook page for his art show and at present has 200 likes and growing. Max lives in Denver, Colorado with his mom and dad and four cats. He has a love of skateboarding, his PS3, writing, art and music. He wants to be a DJ and play in a jazz band when he grows up.

Author : Matthew West
Publisher : Worthy Books
Page : 224 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 2017-04-18
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9781683970736

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Hello, My Name Is by Matthew West Pdf

The world goes out of its way to make you believe you are not good enough. Maybe you aren't sure you like where you've been, or who you've become. Maybe someone has made you believe a lie about who you are by speaking damaging words to you. The discovery of our true identities does not begin by looking within ourselves, but by looking to the One who made us. Hello, My Name Is will inspire you to not wear the nametag that someone else gave you, but to wear the name of who God says you are. Your name may be "Lonely" . . . He calls you Friend. Your name may be "Failure" . . . He calls you Redeemed. Your name may be "Broken" . . . He calls you Beloved. It is time to tear off the false nametags that cover up your true identity. Understanding who you are begins with knowing Whose you are so you can embrace your destiny as a child of the one true King. "Hello, My Name Is will silence the lies of the enemy so you can hear God whisper, 'You are mine. You are wanted. You are so incredibly loved.'" —Lysa Terkeurst, New York Times best-selling author and president of Proverbs 31 Ministries "Hello, My Name Is gets to the heart of an issue that haunts the homeless and the hero, the kid and the king, the disabled and the diva—our identity." —Randy Frazee, Senior Minister at Oak Hills Church, author of The Heart of the Story Matthew West brings the rare combination of songwriter an pastor to his ministry. He is a modern-day King David, creating Psalms that touch the heart of God and God’s children. Now, as an added blessing to us all, he has compiled his thoughts into a book. A person can almost hear Matthew sing through the pages. I’m deeply grateful for this work, this singer, this friend. —Max Lucado, New York Times best-selling author Matthew West has always written honestly in his songs and stories. In his latest book, Hello, My Name Is, Matthew may offer his greatest truth yet: how to discover our God-given identity while building a closer relationship with our Lord. I gained a lot of insight while reading this book, and I know you will as well. —Scotty McCreery, ACM, BMI, and CMT award-winning country music entertainer and author of Go Big or Go Home: The Journey Toward the Dream

Author : Sheri Lynch
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Page : 244 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2007-04-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781429906838

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Be Happy or I'll Scream! by Sheri Lynch Pdf

Be Happy or I'll Scream is for every married woman who has found just the tiniest bit of disconnect between the image of a perfect family in her head-think "The Brady Bunch" or "The Huxtables"-and the evidence in front of her eyes. Instead of darling and compliant rosy-cheeked children and an adorably tolerant husband ready to go along with zany shenanigans, most women are faced with: kids who view family outings with all the enthusiasm of hardened inmates forced to bust rocks in roadside Alabama and a man who would trade every last one of her kooky ideas for a just a teeny little bit more sex and a hot meal on the table at six. Sheri Lynch, co-cost of radio's syndicated Bob & Sheri, is a superb humorist of modern marriage, mores, and motherhood. Her Hello, My Name Is Mommy decoded the pitfalls of pregnancy and trials of new motherhood. Be Happy or I'll Scream taps into the wackier, even more wonderful world of family and husband management, kid-raising, and sanity maintenance in the face of it all. Her take on what life is really like inside a marriage-as opposed to what it looks like on the holiday card version of same-will ring both wacky and true to any woman who was ever foolish enough to dream of the perfect marriage and family.

Author : Monica Brown
Publisher : Rise and Shine
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2005
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 0873588592

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Me Llamo Gabriela by Monica Brown Pdf

Gabriela Mistral, a teacher, poet, and the first Latina woman to win the Nobel Prize.

Author : Abbie Halberstadt
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
Page : 241 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2022-02-01
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9780736983785

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M Is for Mama by Abbie Halberstadt Pdf

Mama of ten Abbie Halberstadt helps women humbly and gracefully rise to the high calling of motherhood without settling for mediocrity or losing their minds in the process. Motherhood is a challenge. Unfortunately, our worldly culture offers moms little in the way of real help. Mamas only connect to celebrate surviving another day and to share in their misery rather than rejoice in what God has done and to build each other up in hard times. There has a be a better way, a biblical way, for mamas to grow and thrive. As a daughter of Christ, you have been called to be more than an average mama. Attaining excellence doesn’t have to be unsettling but it will take committed focus and a desire to parent well according to God’s grace and for His glory. M is for Mama offers advice, encouragement, and scripturally sound strategies seasoned with a little bit of humor to help you embrace the challenge of biblical motherhood and raise your children with love and wisdom. Mama, you are worthy of the awesome responsibility God has given you. Now it’s time to start believing you can live up to it.

Author : Mark Palazzo
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
Page : 210 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2019-03-15
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781644246764

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Look Mom, No Roof by Mark Palazzo Pdf

My business partner in the early nineties often said to me, "We should write a book." Interesting stories seemed to occur often in our normal course of business, and we thought that collectively, it could have been a good book. Then the idea gained steam over the last several years with more stories, but the narrative changed to that is going to be in the book. Well, I finally decided to actually write the book, and this collection of stories has been my experiences dealing in the real estate business over the last few decades. The title came from my dad, since I have shared many stories with him about my day-to-day follies. And in many cases, I have gone into a property searching for a valuation only to find out that there is no roof. Then it happened again....and again. So hence the title.

Author : Family Time
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 122 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2019-02-07
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1796325414

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Hello My Name Is Mama: Funny Baby Shower Gift for the New Mom, Mother to Be! Pregnancy Announcement Gift for Mommy. by Family Time Pdf

Hello My Name Is MAMA! Name tag design. Funny notebook for the mother to be. Great baby shower gift. Get matching books for the Mommy Club Gang Crew. New mom gifts. 6" x 9" lined notebook, 120 pages, matte cover.

Author : Randy J. Hartman
Publisher : iUniverse
Page : 47 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2023-08-30
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781663255785

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Hello, My Name is Heidi... by Randy J. Hartman Pdf

This is a look at what happens when a Boxer takes a human for companionship. The adventures and misadventures will bring a smile to your face.

Author : Sarah Savage
Publisher : Jessica Kingsley Publishers
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2021-08-19
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781787755734

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He's My Mom! by Sarah Savage Pdf

My Mom's name is David. He used to be a she but now he is a he! Last year he did this thing called transition. He took some medicine which made his voice deeper and he started wearing different clothes. When Benjamin's cousin accidently misgenders his mom David, Benjamin explains why misgendering is hurtful and why we need to treat trans people with respect. Benjamin speaks with confidence about transitioning and gender identity, and helps to educate and empower others with trans relatives or friends. This brightly illustrated book for children aged 3 - 7 will aid discussion with children about a loved one transitioning or about trans people in general. Featuring a child with a mom who has transitioned, this book passes on an important message about acceptance and respect, and covers pronouns, dysphoria, family diversity and misgendering.

Author : Joy Lynn Goddard
Publisher : FriesenPress
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2015-06-15
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781460266328

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Hello, my name is Emily by Joy Lynn Goddard Pdf

For a smart girl, Emily is planning to do something really stupid . . . She's mad at her mother. So what else is new? As a typical teenager, Emily wants a life, but her mother wants to ruin everything! She even treats the family dog better than she does Emily. Besides, she's not even her real mother - Emily and Taylor, her brother, were adopted. As Emily begins the search for her birth mother, she reaches a dead end, but then a man sends her an email that changes her life. She wants to meet him secretly. Her friend Alex warns her not to go because he thinks that cyberspace is full of creeps. But Emily doesn't listen to him and heads into serious trouble. Frantic, Alex tries his best to save her. Will he be too late?

Author : Alex Woodroe,Cameron Howard
Publisher : Tenebrous Press
Page : 84 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2023-11-21
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781959790013

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Thank You For Joining the Algorithm by Alex Woodroe,Cameron Howard Pdf

DEATH TO THE ROBOTS! This Zero Issue of Tenebrous' upcoming quarterly magazine has arrived to wrest the controls of artistic endeavor from the clutches of A.I. thieves and restore it to the rightful hands of human creators. This collection of Sci-Horror short fiction, comics, poems, and art celebrates the connection between humanity and creativity in the face of ever-increasing pressure to submit to the inevitability of algorithmic dominion. **Profits from sales of THANK YOU FOR JOINING THE ALGORITHM go to the Algorithmic Justice League and the European Guild of Artificial Intelligence Regulation.** Table of Contents: SHORT FICTION: “The Android & Esmel” by Marcy Arlin “Chimera” by Edward Barnfield “TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SYMPTOMS” by Caleb Bethea “Please Rate Your Experience From 1-10” by Michael Boulerice “Filtered” by Koji A. Dae ”The Grid” by Beth Dawkins “Philanderer” by Monica Joyce Evans “Wound Together” by gaast “The Grin of the Ministry” by Colin Hinckley “Schroedinger's Head” by Joe Koch “The Price of Pancakes” by Michael A. Reed “Iago v2.0” by Karlo Yeager Rodríguez “I've Got My Love to Keep Me Warm” by Jill Tew “Requiem Shark” by Kay Vaindal “The Bodiless” by Carson Winter POETRY & WEIRD FORMS: “Rent-A-Baby: Content Without the Commitment” by Lyndsey Croal “do not trust the poet what has the poet ever done for you” by luna rey hall “CyberBerry” by Eva Papasoulioti “A Face-Eating Oracle Envisions Your Future” by Simo Srinivas COMICS: “I’m not a robot” by Aster Fialla “Spare Parts” by Caitlin Marceau ADDITIONAL ART: Janice Blaine Jonathan La Mantia Samir Sirk Morató Helen Whistberry Plus a LOGIC PUZZLE created by Arkylie Killingstad. Cover art by Becca Snow. Edited by Cameron Howard. Editor in Chief: Alex Woodroe.

Author : Emma Furse
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 30 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2020-10-31
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1912655993

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Where is Mummy? by Emma Furse Pdf

Baby is looking for Mummy - can you find her? Suitable for children as young as eight months, Where is Mummy? is a colourful and fun picture book that teaches children to communicate using sign and spoken language. With big, bold pictures and plenty of memorable repetition, babies and children will love reading this story again and again! The third instalment in Emma Furse's Where is...? collection, Where is Mummy? makes sign accessible for all ages.

Author : Sabrina Moyle
Publisher : Abrams
Page : 26 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 2018-03-06
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781683352716

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My Mom Is Magical by Sabrina Moyle Pdf

The creators behind the greeting card and design studio Hello!Press share a joyful tribute to moms in this delightfully illustrated children’s book. Is your mom more amazing than a billion butterflies? More sparkly than a universe of stars? Sweeter than a cloud of cotton candy? Then this book is definitely for you! From Eunice and Sabrina Moyle, the creative team behind Hello!Press, this children’s book celebrates all the things that make Mom magical. Each page reveals whimsical artwork and a delightful, imaginative message that children—and their Moms—will love.