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Let's Pretend This Never Happened (Dear Dumb Diary #1)

Jim Benton
Let s Pretend This Never Happened Dear Dumb Diary 1 Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 120 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545649421

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Let's Pretend This Never Happened (Dear Dumb Diary #1) by Jim Benton Pdf

Read the hilarious, candid (& sometimes mean) diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be. In this book, Jamie contends with Angeline, the school's prettiest, most popular girl (who Jamie thinks is a goon!) and the impending visit of her troll-like little cousin. Will Jamie survive? Will she go mad? Will she send her mom's nasty casserole to starving children in Wheretheheckistan? You'll just have to read the first installment of Dear Dumb Diary to find out!

Let's Pretend this Never Happened

Jim Benton
Let s Pretend this Never Happened Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 47,6 Mb
Release : 2006
Category : Children's stories
ISBN : 0439951038

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Jamie contends with Angeline, the school's most irritatingly perfect girl and the impending visit of her troll-like little cousin. Will Jamie survive? Will she go mad?

Am I the Princess or the Frog? (Dear Dumb Diary #3)

Jim Benton
Am I the Princess or the Frog Dear Dumb Diary 3 Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 169 pages
File Size : 40,8 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545649445

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Am I the Princess or the Frog? (Dear Dumb Diary #3) by Jim Benton Pdf

Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.Jamie is crushing on Hudson. Someone too-gross-to-be- named is crushing on Jamie. And Hudson is crushing on . . . Princess Turd of Turdsylvania (a.k.a. The Prettiest Girl in the World). Middle school may be grim, but it's no fairy tale. And crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.

Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary #5)

Jim Benton
Can Adults Become Human Dear Dumb Diary 5 Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 137 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545295567

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Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary #5) by Jim Benton Pdf

Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Dear Dumb Diary,My social studies teacher, Mr. VanDoy, never smiles. I know that's hard to believe, because everybody smiles about something, right?Isabella smiles when her brothers get in trouble. Angeline smiles when she thinks about how much prettier she is than, like, a waterfall or a unicorn. I smile when I think about a unicorn kicking Angeline over a waterfall. But Mr. VanDoy doesn't smile at all. I wonder if when you become an adult, you can lose your sense of humor the way you lose your teeth or hair or fashion sense.

Let's Pretend This Never Happened

Jenny Lawson
Let s Pretend This Never Happened Book PDF

Author : Jenny Lawson
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 384 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2012-04-17
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781101573082

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Let's Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson Pdf

The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside

Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4)

Jim Benton
Never Do Anything Ever Dear Dumb Diary 4 Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 153 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545649452

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Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4) by Jim Benton Pdf

Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Her best friend's a backstabber. Her worst enemy is a sweetheart. And her dog is just waiting for the right moment to seek his revenge. Why should Jamie even bother going to school? Why not? After a run-in with Mega-Popular Angeline, aka Pure Evil, Jamie reforms her selfish ways & becomes the decent human being she never thought she could be. But she quickly realizes that helping others kind of stinks. Is someone trying to thwart her attempts at irresistible inner beauty? Or will Jamie finally achieve the "I'm an angel" glow she knows will make Hudson Rivers fall madly in love w/ her?

Never Do Anything, Ever

Jamie Kelly,Jim Benton
Never Do Anything Ever Book PDF

Author : Jamie Kelly,Jim Benton
Publisher : Turtleback Books
Page : 132 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2005-11
Category : JUVENILE FICTION
ISBN : 1417677872

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Never Do Anything, Ever by Jamie Kelly,Jim Benton Pdf

Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her search for inner beauty, her fund raising efforts for the Juvenile Optometry Federation, and her practice strategy for the Jump-Rope-A-Thon.

Let's Pretend this Never Happened

Jim Benton
Let s Pretend this Never Happened Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 2004
Category : Electronic
ISBN : OCLC:1035894057

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Let's Pretend this Never Happened by Jim Benton Pdf

In her diary, middle school student Jamie Kelly describes her life at home and at school, including her attempts to triumph over her nemesis, the beautiful and popular Angeline.

Me! (Just Like You, Only Better)

Jim Benton
Me Just Like You Only Better Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic
Page : 167 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545456166

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Me! (Just Like You, Only Better) by Jim Benton Pdf

Middle schooler Jamie Kelly returns with another dumb diary: “You’ll laugh out loud at what this girl has to say.” —Knight Ridder Tribune Dear Dumb Diary, I went five whole days without seeing or hearing from Angeline. I was beginning to get used to it. It’s true that I have learned to overlook many of Angeline’s flaws, like her flawlessness, but she can still be difficult to be around. Like when she’s lit perfectly, for example. To my extreme credit, I have learned to pretend to ignore Angeline’s failure to not be perfect. Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don’t tell her . . . Praise for New York Times–bestselling author Jim Benton’s books “An amusing antic sensibility.” —Publishers Weekly “Preteens will be onboard immediately.” —Kirkus Reviews

Let's Pretend This Never Happened

Jim Benton
Let s Pretend This Never Happened Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Dear Dumb Diary
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2004-07
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0756964741

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Let's Pretend This Never Happened by Jim Benton Pdf

Read the hilarious, candid ( sometimes mean) diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be. In this book, Jamie contends with Angeline, the school's prettiest, most popular girl (who Jamie thinks is a goon!) and the impending visit of her troll-like little cousin. Will Jamie survive? Will she go mad? Will she send her mom's nasty casserole to starving children in Wheretheheckistan? You'll just have to read the first installment of Dear Dumb Diary to find out!

Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold

Jim Benton
Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 228 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2016-06-28
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545932936

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Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold by Jim Benton Pdf

Return to Mackerel Middle School with a special full-color extra-dumb diary from the New York Times–bestselling author! Life at Mackerel Middle School is as dumb as ever—but Jamie Kelly may have finally found the key to fame, fortune, and fabulousness. Together with Isabella and Angeline, she’s come up with a moneymaking idea, and it has to do with food. Everyone likes food! They’re going to be rich! The only problem? They have to come up with something that people actually want to eat. Jamie has some sophisticated thoughts on food, like, “She was manipulating us like dough. Like the sweet, delicious dough that we are. And she was baking us into the type of delicious cookies you can only get from dough like us. And she was putting sprinkles of us on top of us, and—forget it. I’m hungry. I want some cookies.” This is sure to go well. Praise for Jim Benton’s books “An amusing antic sensibility.” —Publishers Weekly “Preteens will be onboard immediately.” —Kirkus Reviews

My Pants are Haunted

Jim Benton,Jamie Kelly
My Pants are Haunted Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton,Jamie Kelly
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2023
Category : Diaries
ISBN : OCLC:1381685203

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My Pants are Haunted by Jim Benton,Jamie Kelly Pdf

Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her new jeans, which seemingly cause events that affect both her popularity and her efforts to get close to the eighth cutest boy in school, Hudson Rivers.

That's What Friends Aren't For (Dear Dumb Diary #9)

Jim Benton
That s What Friends Aren t For Dear Dumb Diary 9 Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 152 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545308465

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That's What Friends Aren't For (Dear Dumb Diary #9) by Jim Benton Pdf

Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.Dear Dumb Diary,So now I'm friends with Angeline. This is automatic friendship, and I have to just accept it and make the best of things. See, if I objected, then Aunt Carol might divorce Angeline's uncle, sending both of them tumbling into a deep pit of depression for the rest of their lives, and Angeline could wind up feeling so guilty that she would have to go be locked up in an old dirty insane asylum for years and years, and Stinker's puppies could grow up not knowing both their parents --- and I couldn't live with myself for doing something like that to a puppy.

Never Underestimate Your Dumbness (Dear Dumb Diary #7)

Jim Benton
Never Underestimate Your Dumbness Dear Dumb Diary 7 Book PDF

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 168 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545295581

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Never Underestimate Your Dumbness (Dear Dumb Diary #7) by Jim Benton Pdf

Sneak a peek inside the NY Times bestselling diary of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything she writes is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.Dear Dumb Diary,Isabella is probably right. She almost always is.When I think back on all the things I've seen Angeline do, the one thing they have in common is that they're all dumb. (They're all strawberry-scented, too, but I think that's just her conditioner -- although her body might actually secrete its own strawberry scent.)But of all the dumb things she's ever done, this has got to be the dumbest. . . .

There's A Boy in the Girls' Bathroom

Louis Sachar
There s A Boy in the Girls Bathroom Book PDF

Author : Louis Sachar
Publisher : Yearling
Page : 226 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 1988-08-12
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780394805726

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There's A Boy in the Girls' Bathroom by Louis Sachar Pdf

The beloved bestseller from Newbery Medalist and National Book Award winner Louis Sachar (Holes), with a brand-new cover! “Give me a dollar or I’ll spit on you.” That’s Bradley Chalkers for you. He’s the oldest kid in the fifth grade. He tells enormous lies. He picks fights with girls, and the teachers say he has serious behavior problems. No one likes him—except Carla, the new school counselor. She thinks Bradley is sensitive and generous, and she even enjoys his far-fetched stories. Carla knows that Bradley could change, if only he weren’t afraid to try. But when you feel like the most hated kid in the whole school, believing in yourself can be the hardest thing in the world. . . .