One Liner

Author : Grant Tucker
Publisher : Biteback Publishing
Page : 355 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2012-09-25
Category : Reference
ISBN : 9781849544825

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5,000 Great One Liners by Grant Tucker Pdf

My mate told me that I just don't understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. An onion just told me a joke. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. A priest, a rabbi and a blind man walk into a bar and the bartender says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller. I'll never forget what my granddad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, 'Grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?' Whether told in the rugby clubs of Wales or the gentlemen's clubs of London, their sharpness and simplicity unites us all. Short, sweet and wickedly clever, they hold a special place in the annals of comedy, and as the Twitter age heralds a resurrection of the art form, there seems no better time to celebrate the immortal one-liner. In this riveting read, Times diary columnist Grant Tucker does just that, bringing together 5,000 of the funniest one-liners ever told in one definitive volume. Laugh-out-loud funny, 5,000 Great One-Liners has all the quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks you'll ever need - and a whole lot more.

Author : Geoff Tibballs
Publisher : Robinson
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2012-06-07
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781780335360

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The Mammoth Book of One-Liners by Geoff Tibballs Pdf

A collection of 10,000 side-splitting one-line jokes arranged in categories from bestselling humour editor Geoff Tibballs. 'Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says yes.' 'Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.' 'I read somewhere that 26 is too old to still live with your parents. It was on a note, in my room.'

Author : Christian Mayer
Publisher : No Starch Press
Page : 217 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2020-05-12
Category : Computers
ISBN : 9781718500518

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Python One-Liners by Christian Mayer Pdf

Python programmers will improve their computer science skills with these useful one-liners. Python One-Liners will teach you how to read and write "one-liners": concise statements of useful functionality packed into a single line of code. You'll learn how to systematically unpack and understand any line of Python code, and write eloquent, powerfully compressed Python like an expert. The book's five chapters cover tips and tricks, regular expressions, machine learning, core data science topics, and useful algorithms. Detailed explanations of one-liners introduce key computer science concepts and boost your coding and analytical skills. You'll learn about advanced Python features such as list comprehension, slicing, lambda functions, regular expressions, map and reduce functions, and slice assignments. You'll also learn how to: • Leverage data structures to solve real-world problems, like using Boolean indexing to find cities with above-average pollution • Use NumPy basics such as array, shape, axis, type, broadcasting, advanced indexing, slicing, sorting, searching, aggregating, and statistics • Calculate basic statistics of multidimensional data arrays and the K-Means algorithms for unsupervised learning • Create more advanced regular expressions using grouping and named groups, negative lookaheads, escaped characters, whitespaces, character sets (and negative characters sets), and greedy/nongreedy operators • Understand a wide range of computer science topics, including anagrams, palindromes, supersets, permutations, factorials, prime numbers, Fibonacci numbers, obfuscation, searching, and algorithmic sorting By the end of the book, you'll know how to write Python at its most refined, and create concise, beautiful pieces of "Python art" in merely a single line.

Author : Pablo Picasso
Publisher : Artisan Publishers
Page : 88 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 1997
Category : Art
ISBN : UOM:39076001931638

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Picasso's One-liners by Pablo Picasso Pdf

Picasso's "one-liners" constitute a small but delightful contribution to the artist's great body of drawings. Although his prominence as a draughtsman has long been recognized, the unique nature of Picasso's one-liners has never been fully examined, or collected before in a single volume. These 50 drawings offer a fascinating look at this whimsical side of the artist's work. Color throughout.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 312 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2013-11-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781628734201

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5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners by Anonim Pdf

“I’ll never forget the words my granddad said before he kicked the bucket. He said ‘Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.’” “The key to any marriage is spontaneity. You’ve got to be ready to leave at any time.” Bringing together some of the funniest, wittiest, and most cutting jokes the world over, Grant Tucker’s volume is the definitive collection of the quips comedians call “one-liners.” Short, sweet, and undeniably clever, one-liners hold a special place in the history of comedy, and the rise of Twitter and social media seems to have ushered in a new era of this comedic art form. With most people expressing themselves in 140 characters or less, there seems no better time to celebrate Grant’s collection and the immortal one-liner. Side-splittingly funny, 5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners has all the puns, zingers, and witty remarks you could ever ask for—and many you’d never dream of asking for. “My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.” “A dyslexic man walks into a bra.” “Corduroy pillows: they’re making headlines!” “Promises are a bit like babies: fun to make but hard to deliver.” “Schizophrenia—together I can beat it.” “Drugs are never the answer. Unless the clue is: ‘Narcotics, five letters.’”

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Arihant Publications India limited
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2024-06-02
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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One Liner by Anonim Pdf

Author : Svastham Healthcare
Publisher : Svastham 24/7
Page : 421 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2024-01-13
Category : Medical
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Svastham One Liner - 2024 by Svastham Healthcare Pdf

Author : Peteris Krumins
Publisher : No Starch Press
Page : 172 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2013-11-13
Category : Computers
ISBN : 9781593275204

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Perl One-Liners by Peteris Krumins Pdf

Part of the fun of programming in Perl lies in tackling tedious tasks with short, efficient, and reusable code. Often, the perfect tool is the one-liner, a small but powerful program that fits in one line of code and does one thing really well. In Perl One-Liners, author and impatient hacker Peteris Krumins takes you through more than 100 compelling one-liners that do all sorts of handy things, such as manipulate line spacing, tally column values in a table, and get a list of users on a system. This cookbook of useful, customizable, and fun scripts will even help hone your Perl coding skills, as Krumins dissects the code to give you a deeper understanding of the language. You'll find one-liners that: * Encode, decode, and convert strings * Generate random passwords * Calculate sums, factorials, and the mathematical constants π and e * Add or remove spaces * Number lines in a file * Print lines that match a specific pattern * Check to see if a number is prime with a regular expression * Convert IP address to decimal form * Replace one string with another And many more! Save time and sharpen your coding skills as you learn to conquer those pesky tasks in a few precisely placed keystrokes with Perl One-Liners.

Author : testbook.com
Publisher : Testbook.com
Page : 12 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2022-11-11
Category : Study Aids
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Weekly One Liner Current Affairs 24th - 30th October 2022 by testbook.com Pdf

Enhance your current affairs knowledge with this weekly one-liner current affairs E-book covering important news from 24th - 30th October 2022 Xiaomi shuts financial services business in India, Assam’s eminent artist Neel Pawan Baruah passes away and more news

Author : testbook.com
Publisher : Testbook.com
Page : 12 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2022-11-08
Category : Study Aids
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Weekly One Liner Current Affairs 31st October - 6th November 2022 by testbook.com Pdf

Prepare for the upcoming exam with the weekly one-liner current affairs E-book given which covers important news from 31st October - 6th November 2022 RIL appoints KV Kamath as independent director for 5 yrs, Malayalam novelist Sethu chosen for Ezhuthachan Puraskaram and more

Author : Dr. Manish Rannjan (IAS)
Publisher : Prabhat Prakashan
Page : 347 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2024-02-09
Category : Study Aids
ISBN : 9789390389810

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NCERT Summary (Class VI – XII) One Liner General Knowledge Book New Latest Edition by Dr. Manish Rannjan (IAS) Pdf

The book is meant to be an all-inclusive text covering not just the target syllabus comprehensively but also facts for the exam. The book also provides comprehensive and depth analysis for comprehensive examination. This book effectively caters to the requirement of many competitive examinations, particularly UPSC, UPPSC, BPSC, JPSC, MPPSC and others. The book is largely divided into Indian History (Ancient India, Medieval India and Modern India), Art and Culture, World History, Geography (World Geography, Landforms, and Indian Geography), Environment and Ecology, Indian Polity and Constitution, Indian Economy, General Science (Physics, Chemistry, and Biology), Science and Technology which based on NCERT Books in different segments so that an aspirant can easily find out the desired information from it. NCERT Summary have been provided to give the aspirants a sense of direction and focus during the course of their study. In the selection of material, various competitive examinations have also been taken into consideration.

Author : Disha Experts
Publisher : Disha Publications
Page : 24 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2022-03-13
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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(Free Sample) HandBook of Mathematics - Complete NCERT in One Liner Format for JEE/ CBSE Class 11 & 12 by Disha Experts Pdf

Author : Disha Experts
Publisher : Disha Publications
Page : 28 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2022-03-11
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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(Free Sample) HandBook of Chemistry - Complete NCERT in One Liner Format for NEET/ JEE/ CBSE Class 11 & 12 by Disha Experts Pdf

Author : Disha Experts
Publisher : Disha Publications
Page : 25 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2022-03-09
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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(Free Sample) HandBook of Physics - Complete NCERT in One Liner Format for NEET/ JEE/ CBSE Class 11 & 12 by Disha Experts Pdf

Author : Peteris Krumins
Publisher : No Starch Press
Page : 168 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2013-11-26
Category : Computers
ISBN : 9781593275693

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Perl One-Liners by Peteris Krumins Pdf

Part of the fun of programming in Perl lies in tackling tedious tasks with short, efficient, and reusable code. Often, the perfect tool is the one-liner, a small but powerful program that fits in one line of code and does one thing really well. In Perl One-Liners, author and impatient hacker Peteris Krumins takes you through more than 100 compelling one-liners that do all sorts of handy things, such as manipulate line spacing, tally column values in a table, and get a list of users on a system. This cookbook of useful, customizable, and fun scripts will even help hone your Perl coding skills, as Krumins dissects the code to give you a deeper understanding of the language. You'll find one-liners that: –Encode, decode, and convert strings –Generate random passwords –Calculate sums, factorials, and the mathematical constants pi and e –Add or remove spaces –Number lines in a file –Print lines that match a specific pattern –Check to see if a number is prime with a regular expression –Convert IP address to decimal form –Replace one string with another And many more! Save time and sharpen your coding skills as you learn to conquer those pesky tasks in a few precisely placed keystrokes with Perl One-Liners.