Senior Moments Ageing Disgracefully

Author : Tim Whyatt
Publisher : Templar Publishing
Page : 50 pages
File Size : 50,9 Mb
Release : 2017-11-16
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781787413030

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Senior Moments: Ageing Disgracefully by Tim Whyatt Pdf

A timelessly funny cartoon collection by Tim Whyatt. Everyone has at some stage had a 'senior moment' whether you've called your child by the wrong name, returned from the supermarket without the one item you went out for in the first place or even moaned at the annoying kid who is playing their music too loud. The years may keep piling up and our bodies may be losing the ultimate battle against gravity but our humour remains the same! Senior Moments: Ageing Distgracefully is an amusing collection of some of the best of two-time 'Henries' winner, Tim Whyatt's hilarious imagery, depicting the highs, lows, laughter and indignities of later life.

Author : Tim (Cartoonist) Whyatt
Publisher : Senior Moments
Page : 56 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2019-10
Category : Older people
ISBN : 1787415791

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Senior Moments: Older But No Wiser by Tim (Cartoonist) Whyatt Pdf

Author : Tim Whyatt
Publisher : Templar Publishing
Page : 50 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 2017-11-16
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781787413023

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Senior Moments: Christmas by Tim Whyatt Pdf

A festively funny cartoon collection by Whyatt. Have you drunk too much and fallen asleep on the sofa? Have you eaten your weight in food and had to undo the button on your trousers? Are you stuck with a certain family member you've been avoiding all year? Yes, it's... Christmas! The festive time is finally here and what better way to depict the good humour of Christmas than Tim Whyatt's Senior Moments: Christmas. Filled with hilarious illustrations this is a book that will have you laughing around the Christmas table. See a side to Santa you never new, snowmen with a sense of humour and of course the priceless, festive family moments we all love.

Author : Tim Whyatt
Publisher : Senior Moments
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2019-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1787411370

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Senior Moments: Love and Marriage by Tim Whyatt Pdf

Do you remember when you had that feeling of butterflies, that instant sexual chemistry and the joy of falling in love? Now do you remember getting married and forgetting what any of that feels like? Resigned to a life of birthday sex and children slowly draining your bank account? This hilarious book depicts both the early stages of love and attraction, and the laugh out loud realities of being married. Not all bad, but certainly all funny.

Author : Tim Whyatt
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2018-10
Category : Animals
ISBN : 1787414264

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Senior Moments: Animal Instincts by Tim Whyatt Pdf

Everyone has at some point watched their pet in despair as they fight the losing battle of trying to chase their own tail. Or maybe you've felt personally targeted by a particularly vicious seagull who had his eye on your ice cream? Animals are supposed to be our friends and our loyal companions, but we all know that isn't always the case. This amusing collection of cartoons shows the hilarious thought processes of the furry creatures we share our world with and the animal instincts that lurk inside every human.

Author : Freddie Green
Publisher : Hachette UK
Page : 164 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2024-04-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781837995820

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The Little Book of Senior Moments by Freddie Green Pdf

You know you're having a senior moment when... ... you decide it's time to pull up your socks, and realise you forgot to put any on. If this sounds all too familiar, read on to discover whether your marbles just need a spring clean or you've well and truly lost them!

Author : Tom Friedman
Publisher : Workman Publishing Company
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2017-05-16
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781523500567

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1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments by Tom Friedman Pdf

The president who left the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners. The novelist who put the orange juice outside and the kitten in the refrigerator. The Russian general who left home in full military dress . . . minus his pants. The famous sex goddess who blew the same line through 52 takes. And the rock star who no longer remembers 1975. Filled with classic lapses, gaffes, and mental bloopers, 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments is a fabulous and witty gift for anyone of a certain age. And now it is updated, revised with more than 20 percent new stories, and repackaged in two color, making it an even more vibrant, visually appealing, fresh, and compellingly readable book. Anyone who’s ever had a mental lapse will empathize with relative spring chicken Nicki Minaj, who, while accepting a BET Viewers’ Choice Award, forgot why she was receiving the statuette (on live national television, no less). Or the team of astrophysicists who believed they had discovered proof of alien life—only to discover the signals were coming from the lunchroom microwave. Here’s a best man forgetting to show up at the wedding, a musician leaving his priceless cello in a cab, the bank robber who wrote a holdup note on a paycheck stub that had his name and address printed on it, and the Fox studio chief who, when pressed by his leading lady to remember her name, offered “. . . Cleopatra?”

Author : Geoff Tibballs
Publisher : Michael O'Mara Books
Page : 132 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2013-06-06
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781782431350

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The Grumpy Old Git's Guide to Life by Geoff Tibballs Pdf

From Bob Geldof to Winston Churchill, Jeremy Clarkson to Victor Meldrew, the world has always produced its share of grumpy, moody, pessimistic and world-weary types. We all know one! They like to groan and grumble, offering their own commentary on the shortcomings of modern life. Whether it is queues at the supermarket, the state of the health system, the price of a pint these days, the hairstyles of teenagers, or the number of Maltesers you actually get in a bag, there is always something that will get their goat. The Grumpy Old Git's Guide to Life is a hilarious celebration of all these grumps, how to identify one, what exactly they find so irritating and why we find their rants quite so amusing.

Author : Shelley Klein
Publisher : Michael O'Mara
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2020-05-28
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1789292263

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The Book of Senior Moments by Shelley Klein Pdf

The Book of Senior Moments introduces the reader to a wonderful collection of humorous anecdotes, confessions, tips, retorts and excuses to help you avoid those all too familiar senior moments.

Author : Celia Imrie
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Page : 337 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2015-03-17
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781632860330

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Not Quite Nice by Celia Imrie Pdf

Theresa is desperate for a change. Forced into early retirement, fed up with babysitting her bossy daughter's obnoxious children, she sells her Highgate house and moves to the picture-perfect town of Bellevue-sur-Mer, just outside Nice. With its beautiful villas, its bustling cafes and shimmering cerulean sea, the village sparkles like a diamond on the French Mediterranean coast. Once the hideaway of artists and writers, it is now home to the odd rock icon and Hollywood movie star, and, as Theresa soon discovers, a close-knit set of expats. There's Carol, the infinitely glamorous American and her doting husband David; the erstwhile British TV star Sally; the ferocious Sian and her wayward Australian poet husband; the sharply witty Zoe with her strangely youthful face and penchant for white wine – and the suave Brian who catches Theresa's eye. As Theresa settles to the gentle rhythm of seaside life she embraces her new-found friendships and freedom. However, life is never quite as simple as it seems and as skeletons start to fall out of several closets, Theresa begins to wonder if life on the French Riviera is quite as nice as it first appeared.

Author : Lorenzo Marone
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2017-10-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781786071880

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The Temptation to Be Happy by Lorenzo Marone Pdf

‘Sad, funny, wise and unblinkingly honest, this is truly wonderful.’ Daily Mail ‘I like the smell of pines and the aroma of freshly washed laundry. I like the rattle of hail on windowpanes and the texture of volcanic rock. I like the light in the sky when the sun has gone down.’ Cesare is an unlikely hero. As he says himself, ‘I am seventy-seven years old, and for seventy-two years and one hundred and eleven days I threw my life down the toilet...’ Is it too late for him to rediscover his passion for love and life? Already an international bestseller, The Temptation to Be Happy is a coming-of-age story like no other. 'Immensely charming... Uplifting and very much on the side of life.' Mail on Sunday

Author : Catana Chetwynd
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 157 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2018-06-19
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN : 9781449496647

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Little Moments of Love by Catana Chetwynd Pdf

What began as stray doodles on scraps of paper became an internet sensation when Catana Chetwynd’s boyfriend shared her drawings online. Now, Catana Comics touches millions of readers with its sweet, relatable humor. Little Moments of Love collects just that – the little moments that are the best parts of being with the person you love.

Author : John Buchan
Publisher : Read Books Ltd
Page : 336 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2015-04-23
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781473373600

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The Dancing Floor by John Buchan Pdf

Edward Leithen is one of John Buchan's most famous heroes. Here Leithen finds himself in Greece with an old friend and must save the life a stubborn but beautiful young women.

Author : David Omand
Publisher : Penguin UK
Page : 207 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2020-10-29
Category : Political Science
ISBN : 9780241385203

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How Spies Think by David Omand Pdf

From the former director of GCHQ, learn the methodology used by British intelligence agencies to reach judgements, establish the right level of confidence and act decisively. Full of revealing examples from a storied career, including key briefings with Prime Ministers and strategies used in conflicts from the Cold War to the present, in How Spies Think Professor Sir David Omand arms us with the tools to sort fact from fiction. And shows us how to use real intelligence every day. ***** 'One of the best books ever written about intelligence analysis and its long-term lessons' Christopher Andrew, The Defence of the Realm: The Authorized History of MI5 'An invaluable guide to avoiding self-deception and fake news' Melanie Phillips, The Times WINNER OF THE NEAVE BOOK PRIZE 2022 LONGLISTED FOR THE ORWELL PRIZE FOR POLITICAL WRITING 2021

Author : Martha Bolton
Publisher : Broadstreet Publishing
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2018-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1424557771

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Forgettable Jokes for Older Folks by Martha Bolton Pdf

"Seniors will enjoy hilarious jokes and silly puns about aging, retirement, grandkids, driving, health, smartphones, and other relatable topics."--Amazon.com.