1 000 Unforgettable Senior Moments

Author : Tom Friedman
Publisher : Workman Publishing
Page : 195 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2017-05-16
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780761193678

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1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments by Tom Friedman Pdf

The president who left the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners. The novelist who put the orange juice outside and the kitten in the refrigerator. The Russian general who left home in full military dress . . . minus his pants. The famous sex goddess who blew the same line through 52 takes. And the rock star who no longer remembers 1975. Filled with classic lapses, gaffes, and mental bloopers, 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments is a fabulous and witty gift for anyone of a certain age. And now it is updated, revised with more than 20 percent new stories, and repackaged in two color, making it an even more vibrant, visually appealing, fresh, and compellingly readable book. Anyone who’s ever had a mental lapse will empathize with relative spring chicken Nicki Minaj, who, while accepting a BET Viewers’ Choice Award, forgot why she was receiving the statuette (on live national television, no less). Or the team of astrophysicists who believed they had discovered proof of alien life—only to discover the signals were coming from the lunchroom microwave. Here’s a best man forgetting to show up at the wedding, a musician leaving his priceless cello in a cab, the bank robber who wrote a holdup note on a paycheck stub that had his name and address printed on it, and the Fox studio chief who, when pressed by his leading lady to remember her name, offered “. . . Cleopatra?”

Author : Tom Friedman
Publisher : Workman Publishing
Page : 177 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2006-05-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780761166122

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1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments by Tom Friedman Pdf

No, you’re not losing your mind. And you’re definitely not alone. There’s Jimmy Carter, forgetting the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners. Rod Stewart fumbling for the name of the intense first love who inspired “Maggie Mae.” G. K. Chesterton writing a long letter to hismother announcing the good news about his engagement—while his mother is in the room with him. Marilyn Monroe blowing the same line through 52 takes during the filming of Some Like It Hot. Celebrating history’s greatest mental lapses, is a perfect impulse book in the fine gift format of Famous Last Words. Not just outlandishly funny, it’s also a book of great comfort—after all, having a senior moment puts you in the company of Einstein, Lincoln, Beethoven, Newton, Toscanini, and a whole assortment of presidents, poets, philosophers, popes, and Nobel Prize–winners. Talk about gaffes. Here are best men forgetting to show up at the wedding. Judges staggered by the incompetence of their previous decisions. Senators frozen in front of TV cameras. Olympic officials gazing absently while bewildered runners continue through the finish line. Bono losing the only copy of his lyrics to a new album. Forget to pick up your copy today!

Author : Shelley Klein
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2016-08-11
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1782436391

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The Book of Senior Moments by Shelley Klein Pdf

Author : Shelley Klein
Publisher : Hardie Grant Publishing
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 48,9 Mb
Release : 2007-01-01
Category : Aging
ISBN : 1740665864

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More Senior Moments by Shelley Klein Pdf

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Author : Tom Friedman
Publisher : Union Square & Company
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2010
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 1402774109

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Senior Moments Memory Workout by Tom Friedman Pdf

A collection of engaging quizzes, puzzles, brainteasers and memory challenges, as well as advice and historical anecdotes.

Author : Tim Whyatt
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2018-10
Category : Animals
ISBN : 1787414264

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Senior Moments: Animal Instincts by Tim Whyatt Pdf

Everyone has at some point watched their pet in despair as they fight the losing battle of trying to chase their own tail. Or maybe you've felt personally targeted by a particularly vicious seagull who had his eye on your ice cream? Animals are supposed to be our friends and our loyal companions, but we all know that isn't always the case. This amusing collection of cartoons shows the hilarious thought processes of the furry creatures we share our world with and the animal instincts that lurk inside every human.

Author : Azalea Lee
Publisher : Artisan Books
Page : 455 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2020-03-31
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
ISBN : 9781579659714

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The Crystal Workshop by Azalea Lee Pdf

In this complete guide to the fundamentals of crystal healing, author and healer Azalea Lee offers an entirely new and comprehensive approach to working with metaphysical stones. Instead of focusing on a few individual crystals and their properties, she shows the reader how to select, cleanse, charge, and work with crystals of all kinds, and how to connect with their powerful healing energies. And, just as significantly, she shares a series of simple exercises to help readers develop their own deep intuition when it comes to working with the stones. Exquisite photographs of over one hundred unique crystal specimens will inspire the journey, with page after page celebrating each crystal’s unique natural beauty.

Author : Jenny Langbehn
Publisher : Workman Publishing
Page : 209 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2015-04-07
Category : Pets
ISBN : 9780761184485

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97 Ways to Make a Dog Smile by Jenny Langbehn Pdf

News for dogs and dog lovers to smile about: The irresistible bestseller is now even more irresistible with a 4-by-6-inch “chunky” format. As quirky, colorful, and giftable as ever, 97 Ways to Make a Dog Smile is now fresher and more appealing. Developed by Jenny Langbehn, a veterinary nurse who has a gift for making dogs happy, here are 97 foolproof methods and tricks for putting any dog into a state of pure pleasure. Enhancing each entry is an adorable, full-color photograph of the guaranteed result—a smiling dog. Give these a try: Lower-Ear Noogies. The Thumper. Lazy Man’s Tetherball. The Hansel and Gretel—“For an afternoon of fun, scamper about the house leaving a trail of plain popped popcorn in your wake.” Or “Subliminal Game,” which works by sneaking a favorite word like “cookie” into otherwise boring jabber.* The tricks require no fancy props or special talents—just a willingness to surrender yourself to sheer silliness. They combine the creative gift of touch— unexpected ways to rub, massage, scratch, tickle, and knead—with imaginative play scenarios that are just loopy enough to ensure your dog will be amused, whether he’s laughing with you or at you. These tricks really work. *Don’t forget to have said cookie on hand.

Author : Tim Whyatt
Publisher : Senior Moments
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2019-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1787410927

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Senior Moments: Ageing Disgracefully by Tim Whyatt Pdf

Everyone has at some stage had a 'senior moment' whether you've called your child by the wrong name, returned from the supermarket without the one item you went out for in the first place or even moaned at the annoying kid who is playing their music too loud. Senior Moments: Ageing Disgracefully is an amusing collection of some of the best of two-time 'Henries' winner, Tim Whyatt's hilarious imagery, depicting the highs, lows, laughter and indignities of later life.

Author : Edgar J. Schoen, Jr.,Paul Rossini
Publisher : Bee Pub
Page : 164 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2003-05-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0971127700

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Senior Moments by Edgar J. Schoen, Jr.,Paul Rossini Pdf

A fun book full of memories and laughs for anyone who's had a "senior moment." This book captures fond memories of what it was like living in the 20s, 30s, and 40s with comparisons that have taken place in today's world.

Author : Tim Whyatt
Publisher : Templar Publishing
Page : 50 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2017-11-16
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781787413023

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Senior Moments: Christmas by Tim Whyatt Pdf

A festively funny cartoon collection by Whyatt. Have you drunk too much and fallen asleep on the sofa? Have you eaten your weight in food and had to undo the button on your trousers? Are you stuck with a certain family member you've been avoiding all year? Yes, it's... Christmas! The festive time is finally here and what better way to depict the good humour of Christmas than Tim Whyatt's Senior Moments: Christmas. Filled with hilarious illustrations this is a book that will have you laughing around the Christmas table. See a side to Santa you never new, snowmen with a sense of humour and of course the priceless, festive family moments we all love.

Author : Karen O'Connor
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
Page : 47 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2014-04-01
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9780736953832

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God Bless My Senior Moments by Karen O'Connor Pdf

Your later years can be golden! Humorist and bestselling author Karen O’Connor offers brief, daily prayers to highlight the joys of living while gently poking fun at the humorous moments we all experience. These insightful prayers of gratitude, grace, and good humor will inspire you to take life in stride and look for the positives: Good thinking, Lord! Thanks to you, I remembered to take my mailbox key when I went to the post office. Jesus, be with me when I stumble over a word or trip on a step. Pick me up, dust me off, and comfort me so I’m ready to continue. What a joy it is, dear God, to relax with my spouse. We’re as comfy and familiar with each other as a pair of worn slippers. With more than 300 daily prayers, God Bless My Senior Moments offers ample ways to find humor in common foibles and plenty of encouragement to help you stay enthusiastic and in touch with God.

Author : Tim (Cartoonist) Whyatt
Publisher : Senior Moments
Page : 56 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2019-10
Category : Older people
ISBN : 1787415791

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Senior Moments: Older But No Wiser by Tim (Cartoonist) Whyatt Pdf

Author : Chip Heath,Dan Heath
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 320 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2017-10-03
Category : Business & Economics
ISBN : 9781501147760

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The Power of Moments by Chip Heath,Dan Heath Pdf

The New York Times bestselling authors of Switch and Made to Stick explore why certain brief experiences can jolt us and elevate us and change us—and how we can learn to create such extraordinary moments in our life and work. While human lives are endlessly variable, our most memorable positive moments are dominated by four elements: elevation, insight, pride, and connection. If we embrace these elements, we can conjure more moments that matter. What if a teacher could design a lesson that he knew his students would remember twenty years later? What if a manager knew how to create an experience that would delight customers? What if you had a better sense of how to create memories that matter for your children? This book delves into some fascinating mysteries of experience: Why we tend to remember the best or worst moment of an experience, as well as the last moment, and forget the rest. Why “we feel most comfortable when things are certain, but we feel most alive when they’re not.” And why our most cherished memories are clustered into a brief period during our youth. Readers discover how brief experiences can change lives, such as the experiment in which two strangers meet in a room, and forty-five minutes later, they leave as best friends. (What happens in that time?) Or the tale of the world’s youngest female billionaire, who credits her resilience to something her father asked the family at the dinner table. (What was that simple question?) Many of the defining moments in our lives are the result of accident or luck—but why would we leave our most meaningful, memorable moments to chance when we can create them? The Power of Moments shows us how to be the author of richer experiences.

Author : Don Core
Publisher : Sofits Publishing
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 1999-12
Category : Aging
ISBN : 1879752034

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Senior Moments by Don Core Pdf

Senior Moments is a humorous look at the aging process, as seen through the eyes for a person whose mind says, Let's go, live it up and whose body says Been there, done that, forget it. A lively and wise, but cautious, senior citizen.Growing Old is Not for Sissies. It takes a certain amount of panache, savior faire, and just plain bravery to become a Senior Citizen. This honor is not for the faint-hearted.This book includes eighteen comical illustrations, a couple of amusing photographs and a generous sprinkling of fun one-liners, all with the goal of eliciting a smile, a chuckle, a guffaw or, in some instances, just an amusing memory.