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Author : Shelley Klein
Publisher : Michael O'Mara
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2020-05-28
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1789292263
The Book of Senior Moments introduces the reader to a wonderful collection of humorous anecdotes, confessions, tips, retorts and excuses to help you avoid those all too familiar senior moments.
Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2010
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1909732206
Author : Anonim
Publisher : Product Concept Incorporated
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 2009
Category : Christian life
ISBN : 0984332804
Most commonly found on the nightstound or in the bathroom, is this little treasure of a book with favorite quote from the wise and the humorous, uplifting stories and reflections, and prayers to guide those who are getting older. It's a gift not to take one's self TOO seriously...and this is the perfect gift to give that lift.
Author : Tim Whyatt
Publisher : Templar Publishing
Page : 50 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2017-11-16
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781787413030
A timelessly funny cartoon collection by Tim Whyatt. Everyone has at some stage had a 'senior moment' whether you've called your child by the wrong name, returned from the supermarket without the one item you went out for in the first place or even moaned at the annoying kid who is playing their music too loud. The years may keep piling up and our bodies may be losing the ultimate battle against gravity but our humour remains the same! Senior Moments: Ageing Distgracefully is an amusing collection of some of the best of two-time 'Henries' winner, Tim Whyatt's hilarious imagery, depicting the highs, lows, laughter and indignities of later life.
Author : Andrew Pinder
Publisher : Michael O'Mara Books
Page : 168 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2011-09
Category : Art
ISBN : 1843174928
Who among us could honestly say they've never experienced a 'senior moment'? Those frustrating times when one's keys are 'misplaced' or one's sunglasses (stuck firmly on top of head) are just nowhere to be found. From the beach to the boardroom, life is a minefield full of these scenarios, and this book celebrates those moments with dozens of hilarious unfinished doodles for you to complete and create. People can doodle their teenage fashion disasters, draw what's in the old lady's handbag, or customise the new car, bought during a mid-life crisis. Beautifully drawn as well as wickedly witty, the opportunities are endless. Guaranteed to raise a wry smile as well as making you hoot with 'been there, done that' laughter, The Senior Moments Doodle Book is the perfect quirky stocking filler.
Author : Tim (Cartoonist) Whyatt
Publisher : Senior Moments
Page : 56 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2019-10
Category : Older people
ISBN : 1787415791
Author : Tim Whyatt
Publisher : Senior Moments
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2019-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1787411370
Do you remember when you had that feeling of butterflies, that instant sexual chemistry and the joy of falling in love? Now do you remember getting married and forgetting what any of that feels like? Resigned to a life of birthday sex and children slowly draining your bank account? This hilarious book depicts both the early stages of love and attraction, and the laugh out loud realities of being married. Not all bad, but certainly all funny.
Author : Tom Friedman
Publisher : Workman Publishing
Page : 177 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2006-05-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780761166122
No, you’re not losing your mind. And you’re definitely not alone. There’s Jimmy Carter, forgetting the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners. Rod Stewart fumbling for the name of the intense first love who inspired “Maggie Mae.” G. K. Chesterton writing a long letter to hismother announcing the good news about his engagement—while his mother is in the room with him. Marilyn Monroe blowing the same line through 52 takes during the filming of Some Like It Hot. Celebrating history’s greatest mental lapses, is a perfect impulse book in the fine gift format of Famous Last Words. Not just outlandishly funny, it’s also a book of great comfort—after all, having a senior moment puts you in the company of Einstein, Lincoln, Beethoven, Newton, Toscanini, and a whole assortment of presidents, poets, philosophers, popes, and Nobel Prize–winners. Talk about gaffes. Here are best men forgetting to show up at the wedding. Judges staggered by the incompetence of their previous decisions. Senators frozen in front of TV cameras. Olympic officials gazing absently while bewildered runners continue through the finish line. Bono losing the only copy of his lyrics to a new album. Forget to pick up your copy today!
Author : Tim Whyatt
Publisher : Templar Publishing
Page : 50 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2017-11-16
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781787413023
A festively funny cartoon collection by Whyatt. Have you drunk too much and fallen asleep on the sofa? Have you eaten your weight in food and had to undo the button on your trousers? Are you stuck with a certain family member you've been avoiding all year? Yes, it's... Christmas! The festive time is finally here and what better way to depict the good humour of Christmas than Tim Whyatt's Senior Moments: Christmas. Filled with hilarious illustrations this is a book that will have you laughing around the Christmas table. See a side to Santa you never new, snowmen with a sense of humour and of course the priceless, festive family moments we all love.
Author : Karen O'Connor
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
Page : 141 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2012-09-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780736948395
Karen O’Connor, bestselling author of Gettin’ Old Ain’t for Wimps (more than 300,000 copies sold), offers a great collection of humorous anecdotes on senior moments. Readers in the better half of life will discover 365 rather funny situations to avoid, with some of them sounding all too familiar. They are encouraged to avoid… leaving the key in the front door and going to sleep feeling secure. purchasing a book to improve your memory but leaving it at the checkout counter. dropping the boat anchor and then realizing it wasn’t tied to the boat. This warmhearted and playful book encourages laughter and taking life in stride.
Author : Angus FitzSimons
Publisher : Hachette UK
Page : 222 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2020-10-27
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780733645617
Have you had a Senior Moment yet? Maybe you know someone who's had a few? Check this list to know for sure: · You can remember being told the King was dead (George, not Elvis). · You still say 'colour television', and you watch television on a television. · Your home phone rings and you answer it. (And you still have a phone, not a 'landline'.) · You boast about 'doing it' three times a night and that's just getting up to pee. · You realise that your wardrobe has become ironic. You're not back in fashion, but you're hip. (And ironically, you now have an artificial hip). If you answered 'yes' to one or more of the above, congratulations! You are officially a Senior and this book is here to guide you through your best years (i.e. the past). Stroll, or maybe shuffle, down Nostalgia Avenue and bask in the glory of growing old disgracefully. (If you are a Young Person, this is the easiest Senior gift idea ever. You're welcome!)
Author : Karen O'Connor
Publisher : Gospel Light Publications
Page : 236 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2003-10-24
Category : Religion
ISBN : 0830734406
Like it or not, senior moments happen. We might as well laugh about them and thank God for the way they add interest to our lives. After all, what would life be without the cordless phone ringing faintly from where you left it in the fridge? Some senior moments are more heartbreaking or embarrassing than funny. But in every case, we can take them to the Lord who cares for us. This book brings encouragement to people in their golden years. Each of the 90 short pieces contains a note to God about a topic of special interest to seniors, a word from God in Scripture, a prayer and a place for the reader to write his or her note to God.
Author : Freddie Green
Publisher : Hachette UK
Page : 164 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 2024-04-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781837995820
You know you're having a senior moment when... ... you decide it's time to pull up your socks, and realise you forgot to put any on. If this sounds all too familiar, read on to discover whether your marbles just need a spring clean or you've well and truly lost them!
Author : Karen O'Connor
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
Page : 47 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2014-04-01
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9780736953832
Your later years can be golden! Humorist and bestselling author Karen O’Connor offers brief, daily prayers to highlight the joys of living while gently poking fun at the humorous moments we all experience. These insightful prayers of gratitude, grace, and good humor will inspire you to take life in stride and look for the positives: Good thinking, Lord! Thanks to you, I remembered to take my mailbox key when I went to the post office. Jesus, be with me when I stumble over a word or trip on a step. Pick me up, dust me off, and comfort me so I’m ready to continue. What a joy it is, dear God, to relax with my spouse. We’re as comfy and familiar with each other as a pair of worn slippers. With more than 300 daily prayers, God Bless My Senior Moments offers ample ways to find humor in common foibles and plenty of encouragement to help you stay enthusiastic and in touch with God.
Author : Willard Spiegelman
Publisher : Farrar, Straus and Giroux
Page : 208 pages
File Size : 40,8 Mb
Release : 2016-09-13
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 9780374712990
A moving collection of essays on aging and happiness Drawing on more than six decades' worth of lessons from his storied career as a writer and professor, Willard Spiegelman reflects with candid humor and sophistication on growing old. Senior Moments is a series of discrete essays that, when taken together, constitute the life of a man who, despite Western cultural notions of aging as something to be denied, overcome, and resisted, has continued to relish the simplest of pleasures: reading, looking at art, talking, and indulging in occasional fits of nostalgia while also welcoming what inevitably lies ahead. Spiegelman's expertly crafted book considers, with wisdom and elegance, how to be alert to the joys that brim from unexpected places even as death draws near. Senior Moments is a foray into the felicity and follies that age brings; a consideration of how and what one reads or rereads in late adulthood; the eagerness for, and disappointment in, long-awaited reunions, at which the past comes alive in the present. A clear-eyed book of memories, written in eight searching and courageously honest essays, Senior Moments is guaranteed to stimulate, stir, and restore.