Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie It S A Vampire S World

Author : Christiana Miller
Publisher : Christiana MIller
Page : 135 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2024-05-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie It's a Vampire's World by Christiana Miller Pdf

When Mara’s vampire half-brother Vin resurfaces in the haunted streets of San Diego, he steps into a world teetering on the edge of paranormal pandemonium. Otherworldly chaos has reigned in his absence, and the baby bats under his wing have been useless. All except one. Morty, despite generally being a pain in his fangs, is showing more promise than expected. Together, Vin and Morty embark on a perilous journey, tracing the sinister threads of an Otherworld conspiracy to a hidden dive bar, where a cataclysmic showdown threatens to unleash chaos upon the world. But the life hanging in the balance isn’t just any life—it’s the one Vin would sacrifice everything to protect. As the night unfolds, Vin will confront malevolent demons and vengeful angels, testing his skills and survival instincts to the limit. The odds are stacked against him, and the clock is ticking. Will Vin emerge from this nightmare unscathed, or will he pay the ultimate price in his quest to protect the life he cherishes most? This story takes place after Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We’re Canning Demons. (Note: This was originally written as a short story for an anthology. It’s come a long way since then… Warning: This is a vampire story, so it does have language, blood and a little bit of sex.)

Author : Christiana Miller
Publisher : Christiana MIller
Page : 372 pages
File Size : 48,9 Mb
Release : 2015-09-02
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead by Christiana Miller Pdf

(The 2016 e-book version of Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead includes a Q & A with the Author). A little magic can go a long way -- to really screwing up a girl's life! Mara is having the worst month of her life. At least, that's what her cards tell her and they've never been wrong. She's evicted from her apartment, loses her job and is banned from Beverly Hills. So when the tarot cards predict her imminent demise, she uses a little magic to make her world right. Suddenly, an aunt she's never met dies, leaving Mara as her sole heir. But when Mara moves into her inherited home, she discovers Aunt Tillie never moved out. She's still one pissed-off old lady, even post-mortem, and she blames Mara's magical meddling for her death. When Mara accidentally releases a demon and awakens the spirit of the most powerful witch in history, Tillie's ready to kill her -- literally. It's the only way she can think of to save the girl from herself. The witch and the demon, however, have other plans for Mara's body!

Author : Christiana Miller
Publisher : Christiana MIller
Page : 360 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2024-05-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Canning Demons by Christiana Miller Pdf

Towards the end of her pregnancy, Mara and Gus get a call for help, from Mama Lua. Mama Lua has to go to New Orleans for a family emergency, but her store is under attack and she can’t leave it unattended. She asks Mara and Gus if they can fill in for her while she’s gone, deal with the assorted, eccentric customers, and figure out who’s trying to shut her down. When Mara and Gus arrive in Los Angeles, they have their hands full and Mama Lua is nowhere to be found. Aunt Tillie, who insisted on accompanying them, has her own reasons for wanting to be in Los Angeles, and isn’t being very forthcoming. Mara and Gus soon find themselves knee-deep in paranormal weirdness. Not only does Mara catch a wannabe vampire feeding on the customers, there’s a flesh-eating demon on the loose, working its way up the food chain, and now someone’s called up a homunculus. It’s up to Mara and Gus to sort everything out and can that demon before it claims any more victims on its homicidal snacking binge. But they need to get things under control fast, before Mara goes into labor and her unusual baby makes its long-awaited appearance in their world.

Author : Christiana Miller
Publisher : HekaRose Publishing
Page : 332 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 2015-10-04
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're In Trouble! by Christiana Miller Pdf

Mara’s in hell! Neither one of the guys in her life is talking to her. Paul, her ex-boyfriend, is afraid she’s going to give birth to a baby demon—complete with horns and hooves. He wants proof that he’s actually the father. And her best friend, Gus, is so obsessed with his new boyfriend and his plans for the late, great, Lord Grundleshanks the Poisonous Toad, he has no time for anyone else. After Gus flips the seasons and manages to bring summer into winter, everything starts going weirdly wrong. Summer refuses to leave. Household electronics start going haywire. When J.J., a local boy, vanishes from Mara's car, Mara begins to suspect he's been turned into a rat. But it’s such a crazy idea, who could she possibly talk to abut it? Then, her dead Aunt Tillie shows up to warn her that Gus is in trouble—big trouble—and it’s up to Mara to save him. Before Mara can stop him, Gus opens up a portal to Hell and the Devil comes calling. Now, she’s got her hands full, trying to find out what happened to J.J., assure Paul she’s not going to give birth to a mythological creature, and broker a truce between Gus and the Devil before Gus becomes Hell’s newest resident.

Author : Christiana Miller
Publisher : Hekarose Publishing
Page : 286 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2014-09-25
Category : Demonology
ISBN : 069229256X

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Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're In Trouble by Christiana Miller Pdf

Mara's in hell. Just when she thinks morning sickness and a boyfriend with PPSD (Post-Possession Stress Disorder) are the biggest problems she's facing, Gus shows up and turns her world upside down. Gus is completely obsessed with his nefarious plans for the late, great, Lord Grundleshanks the Poisonous Toad. But in his single-minded quest for the mythical toad bone, he winds up flipping the seasons and accidentally opens a portal to Hell. Soon, summer shows up in the middle of winter and refuses to leave. A local boy vanishes out of Mara's car, leaving Mara as the prime suspect in his disappearance. And if that wasn't bad enough, the Devil comes calling -- and he's gunning for Gus.

Author : Christiana Miller
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 416 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2013-04-09
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1461160316

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(Large Print) Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead by Christiana Miller Pdf

A little magic can go a long way -- to really screwing up a girl's life! Mara is having the worst month of her life. At least, that's what her cards tell her and they've never been wrong. She's evicted from her apartment, loses her job and is banned from Beverly Hills. So when the tarot cards predict her imminent demise, she uses a little magic to make her world right. Suddenly, an aunt she's never met dies, leaving Mara as her sole heir. But when Mara moves into her inherited home, she discovers Aunt Tillie never moved out. She's still one pissed-off old lady, even post-mortem, and she blames Mara's magical meddling for her death. When Mara accidentally releases a demon and awakens the spirit of the most powerful witch in history, Tillie's ready to kill her -- literally. It's the only way she can think of to save the girl from herself. The witch and the demon, however, have other plans for Mara's body!

Author : Eileen Sheehan
Publisher : Earth Wise Books
Page : 322 pages
File Size : 48,9 Mb
Release : 2018-06-25
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Sisters by Eileen Sheehan Pdf

Louella and Davina Mitchellina may be identical twins, but their destinies couldn't be more divergent. While Davina's heart thrums with an insatiable passion to uplift and honor those around her, Louella revels in a dark vortex of contempt and depravity. The sisters' sole point of unity lies in their visceral loathing for one another. But when Louella sets her sights on usurping Davina's rightful inheritance, her malicious plot unravels, propelling her into a downward spiral of chaos. Embark on an enchanting journey through a realm teeming with supernatural creatures, where magic pulsates in every corner and time bends at its whims. Within these bewitching pages, an electrifying saga of love, mystery, and treachery unfolds. Lose yourself in the captivating embrace of this scorching, sensuous paranormal romance/thriller, where every turn of the page unearths new layers of intrigue. Prepare to be utterly enthralled from the moment you crack open the spellbinding cover until the gripping climax leaves you breathless.

Author : Lorelei Bell
Publisher : Next Chapter
Page : 455 pages
File Size : 50,9 Mb
Release : 2022-02-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : PKEY:6610000341627

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Spell of the Black Unicorn by Lorelei Bell Pdf

Zofia Trickenbod, a sorceress from another planet, is stuck on modern-day Earth. Things have been quiet for the past three years, until one morning she finds her long-lost husband Dorian on her doorstep. And he's undead. Meanwhile, the evil wizard Vaseelvod Blood is hypnotizing Zofia's neighbors in order to get the magical Stone of Irdisi back from her - and maybe kill Zofia in the process. After Blood abducts her children, Zofia has to deal with a nasty demon, get past a dragon, deal with a lamia, save her children, and tell her boyfriend that her husband is back. Spell of the Black Unicorn is a romantic fantasy adventure with hunky vampires, evil wizards and unicorns. What more could you want?

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 1144 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2005
Category : Motion pictures
ISBN : UOM:39015057953567

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Motion Picture Almanac by Anonim Pdf

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 976 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2005
Category : Television broadcasting
ISBN : STANFORD:36105026449301

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International Television & Video Almanac by Anonim Pdf

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 386 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 1985
Category : Performing arts
ISBN : UOM:39015020726249

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Variety Who's who in Show Business by Anonim Pdf

Author : Amanda M Lee
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 272 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 2021-10-31
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798451957134

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My Big Fat Witch Wedding by Amanda M Lee Pdf

The big day is finally here. Bay and Landon's wedding day has arrived. Unfortunately, a tragedy stands in the way of their happily ever after, and it comes in the form of reports of an armed gunman at the local high school. Bay, ghosts at her side, braves the scene to save the kids ... and uncovers something horrific. She. The boy with the gun says he needs to find her. The teacher in the room with him says the same thing before taking his own life. There's a magical being in Hemlock Cove, and she's wielding a great deal of power as she forces people to kill in her name. Bay refuses to back down, convinced that the magical explosion they can't get under control at Hollow Creek is partially to blame. The problem is so big, another witch needs to be tapped to help them solve it. Scout Randall, part of the Spells Angels group in Hawthorne Hollow, is more than happy to lend her services. She owes the Winchesters a favor after all. She simply might not be enough. Bay and Landon have been through more than any couple should have to survive ... and they're not done. Here comes the wedding ... and Clove's baby ... and the worst enemy they've ever fought. The Winchesters are strongest together, and this time they're going to prove that there's no keeping a good witch down. I do? It's coming, because nothing can stop these witches when love and family are on the line.

Author : Laurell K. Hamilton
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 400 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2002-09-24
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781101146408

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Burnt Offerings by Laurell K. Hamilton Pdf

Anita Blake is a vampire hunter. But when someone else sets his sights on her prey, she must save them both from the inferno.

Author : Michael R. Pitts
Publisher : McFarland
Page : 580 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2002-01-09
Category : Performing Arts
ISBN : UOM:39015054298131

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Horror Film Stars, 3d Ed. by Michael R. Pitts Pdf

John Carradine, Jamie Lee Curtis, Yvonne De Carlo, Faith Domergue, Boris Karloff, Otto Kruger, Bela Lugosi, Jack Palance, Vincent Price, Santo, and George Zucco are just a few of the 80 horror film stars that are covered in this major standard reference work, now in its third edition. The author has revised much of the information from the two previous editions and has added several more performers to the lineup of horror film stars. The performers are given well rounded career bios and detailed horror film write-ups, with complete filmographies provided for those most associated with horror, science fiction, and fantasy movies, and genre-oriented filmographies for the lesser stars.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 1424 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2006
Category : Video recordings
ISBN : 1414406290

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Video Source Book by Anonim Pdf

A guide to programs currently available on video in the areas of movies/entertainment, general interest/education, sports/recreation, fine arts, health/science, business/industry, children/juvenile, how-to/instruction.