Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We Re In Trouble

Author : Christiana Miller
Publisher : HekaRose Publishing
Page : 332 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 2015-10-04
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're In Trouble! by Christiana Miller Pdf

Mara’s in hell! Neither one of the guys in her life is talking to her. Paul, her ex-boyfriend, is afraid she’s going to give birth to a baby demon—complete with horns and hooves. He wants proof that he’s actually the father. And her best friend, Gus, is so obsessed with his new boyfriend and his plans for the late, great, Lord Grundleshanks the Poisonous Toad, he has no time for anyone else. After Gus flips the seasons and manages to bring summer into winter, everything starts going weirdly wrong. Summer refuses to leave. Household electronics start going haywire. When J.J., a local boy, vanishes from Mara's car, Mara begins to suspect he's been turned into a rat. But it’s such a crazy idea, who could she possibly talk to abut it? Then, her dead Aunt Tillie shows up to warn her that Gus is in trouble—big trouble—and it’s up to Mara to save him. Before Mara can stop him, Gus opens up a portal to Hell and the Devil comes calling. Now, she’s got her hands full, trying to find out what happened to J.J., assure Paul she’s not going to give birth to a mythological creature, and broker a truce between Gus and the Devil before Gus becomes Hell’s newest resident.

Author : Christiana Miller
Publisher : Christiana MIller
Page : 360 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2024-07-02
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Canning Demons by Christiana Miller Pdf

Towards the end of her pregnancy, Mara and Gus get a call for help, from Mama Lua. Mama Lua has to go to New Orleans for a family emergency, but her store is under attack and she can’t leave it unattended. She asks Mara and Gus if they can fill in for her while she’s gone, deal with the assorted, eccentric customers, and figure out who’s trying to shut her down. When Mara and Gus arrive in Los Angeles, they have their hands full and Mama Lua is nowhere to be found. Aunt Tillie, who insisted on accompanying them, has her own reasons for wanting to be in Los Angeles, and isn’t being very forthcoming. Mara and Gus soon find themselves knee-deep in paranormal weirdness. Not only does Mara catch a wannabe vampire feeding on the customers, there’s a flesh-eating demon on the loose, working its way up the food chain, and now someone’s called up a homunculus. It’s up to Mara and Gus to sort everything out and can that demon before it claims any more victims on its homicidal snacking binge. But they need to get things under control fast, before Mara goes into labor and her unusual baby makes its long-awaited appearance in their world.

Author : Christiana Miller
Publisher : HekaRose Publishing
Page : 136 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2016-07-14
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Kidnapping Cupid by Christiana Miller Pdf

Author : Christiana Miller
Publisher : Christiana MIller
Page : 372 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2015-09-02
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead by Christiana Miller Pdf

(The 2016 e-book version of Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead includes a Q & A with the Author). A little magic can go a long way -- to really screwing up a girl's life! Mara is having the worst month of her life. At least, that's what her cards tell her and they've never been wrong. She's evicted from her apartment, loses her job and is banned from Beverly Hills. So when the tarot cards predict her imminent demise, she uses a little magic to make her world right. Suddenly, an aunt she's never met dies, leaving Mara as her sole heir. But when Mara moves into her inherited home, she discovers Aunt Tillie never moved out. She's still one pissed-off old lady, even post-mortem, and she blames Mara's magical meddling for her death. When Mara accidentally releases a demon and awakens the spirit of the most powerful witch in history, Tillie's ready to kill her -- literally. It's the only way she can think of to save the girl from herself. The witch and the demon, however, have other plans for Mara's body!

Author : Christiana Miller
Publisher : HekaRose Publishing
Page : 197 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2018-10-20
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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The Thief Who Stole Midnight by Christiana Miller Pdf

Mike and Maddie, a young couple with a new baby, are rushing home to prepare for their first New Year’s Eve party as a family. When they arrive, however, they’re shocked to find their condo has been burgled. Even worse, the burglar is still there—passed out on their bed! But New Year’s Eve in Chicago means they’re on a wait list for the cops. With Maddie’s anti-city, pro-suburb Greek family due to arrive at any minute, they decide to take matters into their own hands. Which means this night is about to go from wacky to worse. This is a farcical New Year’s Eve romp, told in alternating first person, between Maddie and her best friend, Rio

Author : Christiana Miller
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 194 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2016-07-14
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 153808287X

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Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Kidnapping Cupid by Christiana Miller Pdf

The Devil's after Mara and Paul's got the hots for Gus? What the heck is going on?! Mara's and Gus's love lives get turned upside down when Cupid shows up with a vendetta to settle--and decides to use Gus and Mara as his tools. Cupid underestimates Gus's resourcefulness though, and when Mara comes home, she finds him trapped in a cage, in their living room. But Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and with Gus absolutely refusing to let Cupid go, Aphrodite comes calling, to collect her son. (This novella includes a Q&A with the author in the Author Notes, as well as the original short story that the novella is based on). Series Order: Book One: Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead Book Two: Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're In Trouble Book Three: Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Kidnapping Cupid Book Four: Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Canning Demons

Author : Christiana Miller
Publisher : Christiana MIller
Page : 35 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2017-06-06
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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KrampusKlaus by Christiana Miller Pdf

When Gina and Bobby wake up at midnight on Christmas Eve, they catch Santa in the middle of his present deliveries—but he’s unlike any Santa they’ve ever imagined. He’s short-tempered, rude and wouldn’t know jolly if it ran him over with a sleigh. It turns out that Santa has been cursed. Gina and Bobby don’t figure out a way to save Santa, he’ll turn into the demonic Krampus, (Hell’s official Punisher and Tormentor of Naughty Children), forever. This short story was originally published in the holiday anthology Naughty or Nice.

Author : Christiana Miller
Publisher : Christiana MIller
Page : 135 pages
File Size : 43,9 Mb
Release : 2024-07-02
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie It's a Vampire's World by Christiana Miller Pdf

When Mara’s vampire half-brother Vin resurfaces in the haunted streets of San Diego, he steps into a world teetering on the edge of paranormal pandemonium. Otherworldly chaos has reigned in his absence, and the baby bats under his wing have been useless. All except one. Morty, despite generally being a pain in his fangs, is showing more promise than expected. Together, Vin and Morty embark on a perilous journey, tracing the sinister threads of an Otherworld conspiracy to a hidden dive bar, where a cataclysmic showdown threatens to unleash chaos upon the world. But the life hanging in the balance isn’t just any life—it’s the one Vin would sacrifice everything to protect. As the night unfolds, Vin will confront malevolent demons and vengeful angels, testing his skills and survival instincts to the limit. The odds are stacked against him, and the clock is ticking. Will Vin emerge from this nightmare unscathed, or will he pay the ultimate price in his quest to protect the life he cherishes most? This story takes place after Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We’re Canning Demons. (Note: This was originally written as a short story for an anthology. It’s come a long way since then… Warning: This is a vampire story, so it does have language, blood and a little bit of sex.)

Author : Tillie Cole
Publisher : Random House
Page : 320 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2022-07-14
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781405955324

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A Thousand Boy Kisses by Tillie Cole Pdf

DISCOVER THE UNFORGETTABLE TIKTOK SENSATION THAT HAS CAPTURED MILLIONS OF HEARTS 'This book is breathtakingly, heartbreakingly beautiful. You will cry ugly tears' 5***** READER REVIEW 'So moving that it left me sobbing but at the same time filled my heart. Beautiful, tragic, heartbreakingly wonderful' 5***** READER REVIEW 'It is without a doubt the biggest ugly cry I have ever had from a book' 5***** READER REVIEW ________ Two hearts. One love story. An ending you will never forget . . . Rune Kristiansen and Poppy Litchfield met as children and swore to be friends forever. As teenagers, their friendship grew into a love that promised to last a lifetime. But their worlds were shattered when Rune was sent home to his native Norway. Two years later, Rune is back, and Poppy is ready for their happy ever after to begin. But the boy who returns is not the Rune she remembers. What happened to turn her sweet, thoughtful Rune into this brooding stranger? And will the secret Poppy is carrying bring them closer together or separate them forever? Discover the story that will break your heart and make you believe true love really does last for eternity . . . ________ 'I have read books that have had me ugly crying in the past but I honestly don't think I've read a book before this one where tears flowed in every single chapter' 5***** READER REVIEW 'The most heartbreaking, soul-shattering yet beautiful book I have ever read . . . I sobbed. I mean ugly crying' 5***** READER REVIEW 'One of the most beautiful and most heartbreaking books I have ever read' 5***** READER REVIEW 'Rune couldn't have been more perfect, nor Poppy more perfect for him' 5***** READER REVIEW

Author : Betty DeGeneres
Publisher : Harper Collins
Page : 247 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2013-05-28
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9780062276100

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Love, Ellen by Betty DeGeneres Pdf

"Mom, I'm gay." With three little words, gay children can change their parents' lives forever. Yet at the same times it's a chance for those parents to realize nothing, really, has changed at all; same kid, same life, same bond of enduring love. Twenty years ago, during a walk on a Mississippi beach, Ellen DeGeneres spoke those simple, powerful words to her mother. That emotional moment eventually brought mother and daughter closer than ever, but not without a struggle. Coming from a republican family with conservative values, Betty needed time and education to understand her daughter's homosexuality -- but her ultimate acceptance would set the stage for a far more public coming out, one that would change history. In Love, Ellen, Betty DeGeneres tells her story; the complicated path to acceptance and the deepening of her friendship with her daughter; the media's scrutiny of their family life; the painful and often inspiring stories she's heard on the road as the first non-gay spokesperson for the Human Rights Campaigns National Coming Out Project. With a mother's love, clear minded common sense, and hard won wisdom, Betty DeGeneres offers up her own very personal memoir to help parents understand their gay children, and to help sons and daughters who have been rejected by their families feel less alone.

Author : Christiana Miller
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 168 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2016-07-14
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1535352345

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Kidnapping Cupid by Christiana Miller Pdf

Mara comes home to find Gus has trapped Eros, the God of Love & Lust, in a cage and refuses to let him go. But Eros's mom, Aphrodite, may have something to say about that.(This story takes place after Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're in Trouble).

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 950 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 1889
Category : Children's periodicals, American
ISBN : NYPL:33333219793151

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Harper's Young People by Anonim Pdf

Author : Christiana Miller
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 192 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2018-06-17
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1983194956

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Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Kidnapping Cupid by Christiana Miller Pdf

The Devil's after Mara and Paul's got the hots for Gus? What the heck is going on?!Mara's and Gus's love lives get turned upside down when Cupid shows up with a vendetta to settle--and decides to use Gus and Mara as his tools.Eros (aka Cupid, aka the God of Love and Lust) underestimates Gus's resourcefulness though, and when Mara comes home, she finds Eros trapped in a cage, in their living room.But Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and with Gus absolutely refusing to let Eros (aka the Love Assassin) go, Aphrodite comes calling, to collect her son. (This novella includes a Q&A with the author in the Author Notes, as well as the original short story that the novella is based on).Series Order:Book One: Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's DeadBook Two: Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're In TroubleBook Three: Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Kidnapping CupidBook Four: Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Canning Demons

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 718 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 1946
Category : Children's plays
ISBN : STANFORD:36105027757280

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Plays by Anonim Pdf

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 448 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 1952
Category : Literature
ISBN : UOM:39015027600751

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Southwest Review by Anonim Pdf