Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She S Dead

Author : Christiana Miller
Publisher : Christiana MIller
Page : 372 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2015-09-02
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead by Christiana Miller Pdf

(The 2016 e-book version of Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead includes a Q & A with the Author). A little magic can go a long way -- to really screwing up a girl's life! Mara is having the worst month of her life. At least, that's what her cards tell her and they've never been wrong. She's evicted from her apartment, loses her job and is banned from Beverly Hills. So when the tarot cards predict her imminent demise, she uses a little magic to make her world right. Suddenly, an aunt she's never met dies, leaving Mara as her sole heir. But when Mara moves into her inherited home, she discovers Aunt Tillie never moved out. She's still one pissed-off old lady, even post-mortem, and she blames Mara's magical meddling for her death. When Mara accidentally releases a demon and awakens the spirit of the most powerful witch in history, Tillie's ready to kill her -- literally. It's the only way she can think of to save the girl from herself. The witch and the demon, however, have other plans for Mara's body!

Author : Christiana Miller
Publisher : HekaRose Publishing
Page : 332 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2015-10-04
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're In Trouble! by Christiana Miller Pdf

Mara’s in hell! Neither one of the guys in her life is talking to her. Paul, her ex-boyfriend, is afraid she’s going to give birth to a baby demon—complete with horns and hooves. He wants proof that he’s actually the father. And her best friend, Gus, is so obsessed with his new boyfriend and his plans for the late, great, Lord Grundleshanks the Poisonous Toad, he has no time for anyone else. After Gus flips the seasons and manages to bring summer into winter, everything starts going weirdly wrong. Summer refuses to leave. Household electronics start going haywire. When J.J., a local boy, vanishes from Mara's car, Mara begins to suspect he's been turned into a rat. But it’s such a crazy idea, who could she possibly talk to abut it? Then, her dead Aunt Tillie shows up to warn her that Gus is in trouble—big trouble—and it’s up to Mara to save him. Before Mara can stop him, Gus opens up a portal to Hell and the Devil comes calling. Now, she’s got her hands full, trying to find out what happened to J.J., assure Paul she’s not going to give birth to a mythological creature, and broker a truce between Gus and the Devil before Gus becomes Hell’s newest resident.

Author : Christiana Miller
Publisher : Christiana MIller
Page : 360 pages
File Size : 48,9 Mb
Release : 2024-04-26
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Canning Demons by Christiana Miller Pdf

Towards the end of her pregnancy, Mara and Gus get a call for help, from Mama Lua. Mama Lua has to go to New Orleans for a family emergency, but her store is under attack and she can’t leave it unattended. She asks Mara and Gus if they can fill in for her while she’s gone, deal with the assorted, eccentric customers, and figure out who’s trying to shut her down. When Mara and Gus arrive in Los Angeles, they have their hands full and Mama Lua is nowhere to be found. Aunt Tillie, who insisted on accompanying them, has her own reasons for wanting to be in Los Angeles, and isn’t being very forthcoming. Mara and Gus soon find themselves knee-deep in paranormal weirdness. Not only does Mara catch a wannabe vampire feeding on the customers, there’s a flesh-eating demon on the loose, working its way up the food chain, and now someone’s called up a homunculus. It’s up to Mara and Gus to sort everything out and can that demon before it claims any more victims on its homicidal snacking binge. But they need to get things under control fast, before Mara goes into labor and her unusual baby makes its long-awaited appearance in their world.

Author : Christiana Miller
Publisher : HekaRose Publishing
Page : 136 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2016-07-14
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Kidnapping Cupid by Christiana Miller Pdf

Author : Christiana Miller
Publisher : HekaRose Publishing
Page : 197 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2018-10-20
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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The Thief Who Stole Midnight by Christiana Miller Pdf

Mike and Maddie, a young couple with a new baby, are rushing home to prepare for their first New Year’s Eve party as a family. When they arrive, however, they’re shocked to find their condo has been burgled. Even worse, the burglar is still there—passed out on their bed! But New Year’s Eve in Chicago means they’re on a wait list for the cops. With Maddie’s anti-city, pro-suburb Greek family due to arrive at any minute, they decide to take matters into their own hands. Which means this night is about to go from wacky to worse. This is a farcical New Year’s Eve romp, told in alternating first person, between Maddie and her best friend, Rio

Author : Christiana Miller
Publisher : Christiana MIller
Page : 35 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2017-06-06
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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KrampusKlaus by Christiana Miller Pdf

When Gina and Bobby wake up at midnight on Christmas Eve, they catch Santa in the middle of his present deliveries—but he’s unlike any Santa they’ve ever imagined. He’s short-tempered, rude and wouldn’t know jolly if it ran him over with a sleigh. It turns out that Santa has been cursed. Gina and Bobby don’t figure out a way to save Santa, he’ll turn into the demonic Krampus, (Hell’s official Punisher and Tormentor of Naughty Children), forever. This short story was originally published in the holiday anthology Naughty or Nice.

Author : Christiana Miller
Publisher : Christiana MIller
Page : 135 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2024-04-26
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie It's a Vampire's World by Christiana Miller Pdf

When Mara’s vampire half-brother Vin resurfaces in the haunted streets of San Diego, he steps into a world teetering on the edge of paranormal pandemonium. Otherworldly chaos has reigned in his absence, and the baby bats under his wing have been useless. All except one. Morty, despite generally being a pain in his fangs, is showing more promise than expected. Together, Vin and Morty embark on a perilous journey, tracing the sinister threads of an Otherworld conspiracy to a hidden dive bar, where a cataclysmic showdown threatens to unleash chaos upon the world. But the life hanging in the balance isn’t just any life—it’s the one Vin would sacrifice everything to protect. As the night unfolds, Vin will confront malevolent demons and vengeful angels, testing his skills and survival instincts to the limit. The odds are stacked against him, and the clock is ticking. Will Vin emerge from this nightmare unscathed, or will he pay the ultimate price in his quest to protect the life he cherishes most? This story takes place after Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We’re Canning Demons. (Note: This was originally written as a short story for an anthology. It’s come a long way since then… Warning: This is a vampire story, so it does have language, blood and a little bit of sex.)

Author : Doug Molitor
Publisher : Third Street Press
Page : 168 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2017-12-24
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781948142182

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Monster, He Wrote by Doug Molitor Pdf

Drake Callahan is a struggling horror novelist who’s about to get married. He also moonlights for the LAPD as their consultant on cult murders. But the Full Moon Killings turn out to be something far worse. And then Drake finds his love life taking a weird turn... FULL MOON FEVER is a supernatural romantic comedy from the author of Memoirs of a Time Traveler.

Author : Doug Molitor
Publisher : Third Street Press
Page : 175 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2017-12-24
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781948142199

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Pure Silver by Doug Molitor Pdf

Author : H.R. Boldwood
Publisher : Third Street Press
Page : 315 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2020-04-30
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781948142465

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Corpse Whisperer Sworn by H.R. Boldwood Pdf

Follow Allie Nighthawk to exciting New Orleans where she raises the dead, puts down rotters, and dabbles in the mystical world of hoodoo. She’s on the trail of an evil necromancer who will stop at nothing to rule the world with his army of deadheads. Is her magick strong enough to save the day? Or will this necromancer from her past kill her before she gets the chance? She figures she’s got a fifty-fifty shot. Make that forty-sixty.

Author : H.R. Boldwood
Publisher : Third Street Press
Page : 181 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2020-11-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781948142540

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Life Among the Tombstones by H.R. Boldwood Pdf

In this prequel to The Corpse Whisperer series, financially challenged zombie hunter, Allie Nighthawk, returns to her hometown of Cincinnati and finds herself knee-deep in murder, mayhem, and zombies. Can she solve not one but two murders, and get away unscathed — when the good guys might not be so good, and a presence from her past returns for revenge?

Author : H.R. Boldwood
Publisher : Third Street Press
Page : 319 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2018-12-26
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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The Corpse Whisperer by H.R. Boldwood Pdf

Welcome to the world of Allie Nighthawk, corpse whisperer and badass zombie hunter. “If you raise deadheads, you’d better be able to put ‘em down. Nobody said it was pretty. But in this day, when vampires aren’t just for breakfast anymore, and the dead are disposable pawns for necromancers, someone has to ante up. Looks like I won the lotto. Imagine my delight. You should thank me, really, because the world is batshit crazy.” When the zombie population spikes and no one knows why, it’s up to Allie to solve the mystery. But there’s a hitch. She’s stuck babysitting Leo Abruzzi, a zombie-bitten gangster who’s turning state’s evidence. But the mob and a powerful necromancer will stop at nothing to take Leo and Allie down. Allie Nighthawk is Anita Blake on steroids, with a fondness for leather and Jack on the rocks. She has a healthy dose of Stephanie Plum and Rachel Morgan in her, too, though she’d never admit it. The battle between good and evil just got wicked fun.

Author : Christiana Miller
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 194 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2016-07-14
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 153808287X

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Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Kidnapping Cupid by Christiana Miller Pdf

The Devil's after Mara and Paul's got the hots for Gus? What the heck is going on?! Mara's and Gus's love lives get turned upside down when Cupid shows up with a vendetta to settle--and decides to use Gus and Mara as his tools. Cupid underestimates Gus's resourcefulness though, and when Mara comes home, she finds him trapped in a cage, in their living room. But Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and with Gus absolutely refusing to let Cupid go, Aphrodite comes calling, to collect her son. (This novella includes a Q&A with the author in the Author Notes, as well as the original short story that the novella is based on). Series Order: Book One: Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead Book Two: Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're In Trouble Book Three: Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Kidnapping Cupid Book Four: Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Canning Demons

Author : George Gibbs
Publisher : Litres
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2017-09-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9785040477432

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The Vagrant Duke by George Gibbs Pdf

Author : Louis La Russo,Louis LaRusso
Publisher : Dramatists Play Service Inc
Page : 60 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 1979
Category : American drama
ISBN : 0822207699

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Momma's Little Angels by Louis La Russo,Louis LaRusso Pdf

THE STORY: The Mastice brothers, Tony and Larry, have come home to join their sister, Patsie, for the funeral of their mother. After the service they are joined by their mother's sister, Aunt Tillie, and by their long-time family physician, Dr. Car