The Jumbo Duct Tape Book

Author : Jim Berg
Publisher : Turtleback Books
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2000-09-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1417775602

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Author : Jim Berg,Tim Nyberg
Publisher : Workman Publishing Company
Page : 465 pages
File Size : 44,7 Mb
Release : 2000-09-15
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780761169024

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The Jumbo Duct Tape Book by Jim Berg,Tim Nyberg Pdf

Did you know that duct tape can turn any item of clothing into rainwear? That duct tape over a computer screen will keep your kids from surfing naughty sites on the Web? That a perfect solution for those easy-to-lose TV remotes is to duct tape them to your arm? (Not only won't you lose it, you'll never have to relinquish control over it, either!) But can you also believe that Jim and Tim's creative ideas for duct tape spawned not just one bestselling book, but three, plus a calendar? And now the ultimate collection? With two-thirds of the material drawn from their previous books and calendars and one-third all-new, The Jumbo Duct Tape Book is pure nuttiness to the nth degree. The premise is right there, on page one: "One rule can get you through life. It if ain't stuck and it's supposed to be, duct tape it." But of course it's the interpretation that counts-like duct taping the gas pedal for cruise control, or duct taping marbles to your pressure points for instant reflexology. And then there's bending the rule-transforming sneakers into golf shoes by punching nails through duct tape and taping it to the soles, saving energy by taping all switches in the off position. Plus cosmetic dentistry (use white tape for the "The Mask" look, silver for the metal-mouth bad guy look), cell phone safety (tape phone to side of head while driving so hands stay on wheel), home decorating (use duct tape for easy drapery tie-backs). You can even convert the book to a "hard cover" by taping a piece of 1/4 inch sheet of plate steel to the front and back covers. It'll last for years!

Author : Jim Berg,Tim Nyberg,The Duct Tape Guys, Jim & Tim
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 242 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2005-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780740754951

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Stump the Duct Tape Guys by Jim Berg,Tim Nyberg,The Duct Tape Guys, Jim & Tim Pdf

The Duct Tape Guys are on a roll. Their six Duct Tape books and many calendars have sold over two million copies, a testament to the universal appeal of duct tape. In Stump the Duct Tape Guys, America's most popular fix-it duo unrolls more inventive and hilarious advice guaranteed to stick to your funny bone.According to Jim and Tim, "If duct tape isn't the answer, then you must be asking the wrong question!" To prove it, they have collected the best and funniest questions and answers from the popular Stump the Duct Tape Guys section of their massive Web site (www.ducttapeguys.com), where real people submit problems that you wouldn't think could be fixed with duct tape. The Duct Tape Guys put on their thinking caps (made entirely out of duct tape, of course) and come up with solutions that never fail to satisfy, or at least amuse, their audience. From broken toasters to broken hearts, the Duct Tape Guys find a way to show that "It ain't broke, it just lacks duct tape."

Author : Tim Nyberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 113 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2006-09
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9780740760747

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99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall by Tim Nyberg Pdf

There's only one drinking song that everybody knows and loves: "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"! For those who have trouble making it through all 99 verses (perhaps after imbibing a few beers themselves), best-selling author, Duct Tape Guy, and comic genius Tim Nyberg has put together "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall."Perfect for the beer lover in all of us, "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" contains the song's complete, unabridged lyrics, illustrated and easy to follow in this handy pocket-sized book. Also included are alternate lyrics for nondrinkers, an optional final verse, and sheet music in case readers tire of singing a cappella."99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" is the perfect gift for friends, family, fraternity brothers, and bar buddies. Because whether they're paying homage to stouts, draughts, ales, porters, malts-or just plain cold ones-everyone needs "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall!"

Author : Tim Nyberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 194 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2010-09-14
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781449400293

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The Practical Joker's Handbook by Tim Nyberg Pdf

Tim Nyberg, author of the hilarious, definitive guide to practical jokes, is back with The Practical Joker's Handbook: The Sequel. This compendium of all-new practical jokes is a wild, diabolical follow-up to the original. Like The Practical Joker's Handbook, this sequel is built upon contributions submitted to his Web site from Nyberg's fans. Of course, the entertaining Nyberg has sifted though his warped fans' merciless suggestions to weed out the dangerous, the mean-spirited, and the potentially litigious. As Nyberg says in the book's introduction, it's only a good practical joke if "both parties (eventually) find humor in the prank." The Practical Joker's Handbook: The Sequel is a sly collection of blueprints for jokes and pranks to play at home, at work, at school, at the office--anywhere.

Author : Jim Berg
Publisher : University of Minnesota Press
Page : 136 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 1995
Category : Humor
ISBN : PSU:000024554510

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The Duct Tape Book by Jim Berg Pdf

"Over 160 key ideas for using duct tape to improve your quality of life."--Back cover.

Author : Scott Berkun
Publisher : O'Reilly Media
Page : 248 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2010-08-13
Category : Business & Economics
ISBN : 9781449399436

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The Myths of Innovation by Scott Berkun Pdf

In this new paperback edition of the classic bestseller, you'll be taken on a hilarious, fast-paced ride through the history of ideas. Author Scott Berkun will show you how to transcend the false stories that many business experts, scientists, and much of pop culture foolishly use to guide their thinking about how ideas change the world. With four new chapters on putting the ideas in the book to work, updated references and over 50 corrections and improvements, now is the time to get past the myths, and change the world. You'll have fun while you learn: Where ideas come from The true history of history Why most people don't like ideas How great managers make ideas thrive The importance of problem finding The simple plan (new for paperback) Since its initial publication, this classic bestseller has been discussed on NPR, MSNBC, CNBC, and at Yale University, MIT, Carnegie Mellon University, Microsoft, Apple, Intel, Google, Amazon.com, and other major media, corporations, and universities around the world. It has changed the way thousands of leaders and creators understand the world. Now in an updated and expanded paperback edition, it's a fantastic time to explore or rediscover this powerful view of the world of ideas. "Sets us free to try and change the world."--Guy Kawasaki, Author of Art of The Start "Small, simple, powerful: an innovative book about innovation."--Don Norman, author of Design of Everyday Things "Insightful, inspiring, evocative, and just plain fun to read. It's totally great."--John Seely Brown, Former Director, Xerox Palo Alto Research Center (PARC) "Methodically and entertainingly dismantling the cliches that surround the process of innovation."--Scott Rosenberg, author of Dreaming in Code; cofounder of Salon.com "Will inspire you to come up with breakthrough ideas of your own."--Alan Cooper, Father of Visual Basic and author of The Inmates are Running the Asylum "Brimming with insights and historical examples, Berkun's book not only debunks widely held myths about innovation, it also points the ways toward making your new ideas stick."--Tom Kelley, GM, IDEO; author of The Ten Faces of Innovation

Author : Frank Sennett
Publisher : Corwin Press
Page : 169 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2004-11-17
Category : Education
ISBN : 9781452222301

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101 Stunts for Principals to Inspire Student Achievement by Frank Sennett Pdf

Sennett's user-friendly book outlines 101 motivational stunts, accompanied by successful case studies, that educators can employ to creatively inspire and motivate students to higher academic achievement.

Author : Henry Petroski
Publisher : Vintage
Page : 306 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2007-12-18
Category : Technology & Engineering
ISBN : 9780307427809

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Small Things Considered by Henry Petroski Pdf

Why has the durable paper shopping bag been largely replaced by its flimsy plastic counterpart? What circuitous chain of improvements led to such innovations as the automobile cup holder and the swiveling vegetable peeler? With the same relentless curiosity and lucid, witty prose he brought to his earlier books, Henry Petroski looks at some of our most familiar objects and reveals that they are, in fact, works in progress. For there can never be an end to the quest for the perfect design. To illustrate his thesis, Petroski tells the story of the paper drinking cup, which owes its popularity to the discovery that water glasses could carry germs. He pays tribute to the little plastic tripod that keeps pizza from sticking to the box and analyzes the numerical layouts of telephones and handheld calculators. Small Things Considered is Petroski at his most trenchant and provocative, casting his eye not only on everyday artifacts but on their users as well.

Author : Ron Callari
Publisher : Howling Dog Press
Page : 152 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2004
Category : United States
ISBN : 1882863569

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Uncle Dubya's Jihad Jamboree by Ron Callari Pdf

Author : Muhammad Naveed,John Davidson
Publisher : Mendon Cottage Books
Page : 43 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2015-02-27
Category : Reference
ISBN : 9781310085697

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101 Uses of Duct Tape - Even Duct tape can't fix stupid But it can muffle the sound! by Muhammad Naveed,John Davidson Pdf

Table of Contents Introduction Babysitting Your Little Sister Replacement of Shoe Laces Secure Your Car Keys Hanging Pictures Can Be Used As a Bookmark As A Vinyl Patch Fix a Car Light Duct Tape as an Art Medium Holding Wigs in Place Patching Shoes Can Be Used As a Waist Band or Belt Patching Up a Pool Puncture Holding the Bumper in Place Fixing Books As a Line Marker Muting a Person Makeshift Money Wallet Tying Hands Together Repairing Spilt Soles in Shoes As a Bumper Sticker Clothing Line Bicycle Streamers Utility Pockets Costume for Halloween or a Fancy Dress Party Repairing Hoses Sticking Stuff on Lockers Biore Strip Locking the Door Seat Cover Repairs Sticking Up of Basketball Hoop Tent Holes Repair Fixing Blinds Muzzle Waterproof Protection Repairing A PVC Pipe De-Cluttering Wires As A Bandage Repairing Door Hinges Repairing Holes in Clothing Fixing a Vacuum Cleaner Sticking Boots with Skis Repairing Work Gloves Wristband Cd Case Repairing Broken Windows Realistic Props Mouse Trap Make a Wallet Chain Sticking a Guitar Strap Headband Suspenders Broken Leg Sealing Snack Bags Repairing of Ski Gloves Repair a Boat or Canoe Spike and Cleats Keeping the Car Door Closed Fly Catcher Creating Vinyl Floors Small Patch for Fish Tanks Gift Wrapping Blister Repairs Writing on Vehicles Holding In a Battery Tool Belts Covering a Book Use It As a Rope Securing Vehicle Bumper Hold Pens and Pencils Together Napkin Rings Window Covering Reaching Small Objects Picture Framing Making a Hat Repairing Car Trims Repairing Furniture or Upholstery Lint Removal Repair Small Toys Velcro Replacement Repairing Holes in a Convertible Roof Broken Kitchen Bowls Laptop Protector for Laptop Purse Strap Repairing Socks Making a Ball Toilet Seat Repairs Repairing of a Shower Curtain Piñata Duct Joints Repairing File Covers Mend a Carpet Fixing Broken Decoration Pieces Holding Up Socks Create Disk Labels Sealing Letters and Envelopes Make a Leash Making Footwear Waterproof Wire Taping Repairing Tires and Tubes Lighting Broken Mirrors Shutting Up Your Mother-In-Law Author Bio Publisher Introduction A very commonly used adhesive or sticky medium used for several purposes is called duct tape. It is often referred to as duck-tape as well. In many instances, this tape is coated with polyethylene material and has a cloth or scrim backing. Duct tape is easily available in the market at very cheap rates. There are various duct tape varieties that you can choose from. It is mostly available in grey and black shades but other colors can also be made to order. It is a multipurpose tool that can come handy in many different types of situations and scenarios.

Author : Jim Berg,Tim Nyberg
Publisher : Workman Publishing Company
Page : 224 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2002-04-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 076112635X

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Duct Shui by Jim Berg,Tim Nyberg Pdf

East meets West meets Duct Tape. Stumbling headfirst into the ancient Chinese philosophy of feng shui, The Duct Tape Guys emerge totally bewildered--but not before creating their own breathtakingly crazy philosophy. Duct Shui, as they call it, reveals secrets of achieving harmony and happiness, all through the use of you-know-what. With its terrific die-cut package (just to hold it feels peaceful, like a perfectly balanced roll of duct tape), Duct Shui is the newest work of inspired nuttiness from the guys who created the 365 Days of Duct Tape Calendar, The Jumbo Duct Tape Book, and other books. In feng shui, wind chimes and bird feeders stimulate the flow of chi (energy) in a yard. In Duct Shui, attract birds by duct taping plastic decoys to a birdbath. In feng shui, placing a wind chime in the front area of a home or office will summon people to help you. Duct Shui teaches that if you really want help, get some duct tape stuck in your hair and then pull hard--the screams will draw plenty of attention. In feng shui, a wind chime over the stove will cure binge eating. Duct Shui says enough with the wind chimes already!-you can cure binge eating by placing duct tape firmly across your mouth. Includes a Da Ktap compass (instead of the Pa Kua compass used by feng shui consultants), its very own mantra (Duct Tape, Duct Tape, Duct Tape, whispered until tranquility or sleep is achieved), and a paean to that essential influence-the couch. Just take a roll, tear off a piece, and hear the energy crackle.

Author : Sheri Bell-Rehwoldt
Publisher : Capstone
Page : 18 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2011-07
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781429660105

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The Kids' Guide to Duct Tape Projects by Sheri Bell-Rehwoldt Pdf

"Describes how to make duct tape projects in a step-by-step format"--Provided by publisher.

Author : Jim Berg,Tony Dierckins
Publisher : Adventure Publications
Page : 132 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 1997
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1887317155

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The WD-40 Book by Jim Berg,Tony Dierckins Pdf

Join Jim & Tim, The Duct Tape Guys, as they explore the endless uses of America's other favorite answer to everyday problems and the perfect companion to that ever-present roll of duct tape in your toolbox-- WD-40!

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 1476 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 1999
Category : American literature
ISBN : STANFORD:36105111050899

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American Book Publishing Record by Anonim Pdf