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God Save the Sweet Potato Queens

Jill Conner Browne
God Save the Sweet Potato Queens Book PDF

Author : Jill Conner Browne
Publisher : Crown Archetype
Page : 274 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2004-11-30
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781400082865

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God Save the Sweet Potato Queens by Jill Conner Browne Pdf

Hallelujah! The Sweet Potato Queens are back! In 1999, Jill Conner Browne, royal boss of Jackson, Mississippi's own glorious Sweet Potato Queens, introduced them to the world in the hilarious bestseller The Sweet Potato Queen's Book of Love (which contained everything you ever need to know about Love, Life, Men, Marriage, and the importance of Being Prepared). But, fortunately for us, that was not the final chapter in the Queens' splendid saga. The Sweet Potato Queens still have plenty of stuff to say and valuable wisdom to impart about how they went from being Cute Girls to Fabulous Women, including: • Dating for the Advanced, or Advancing • The Joys of Marriage—if you must • More Delicious, Death-Defying Recipes • The Promise for Men—six little words that will make any woman swoon • Lolling About—the official activity of the Sweet Potato Queens • The All-True Story of the Two Most Wonderful Men in the World • Reader Mail—honoring the adventures of brand-new Wannabes and Honorary Queens from around the world If you haven't met the Sweet Potato Queens yet, this is the introduction you've been waiting for. If you already know the joys of Queendom, this is your official welcome-back party.

The Sweet Potato Queens' First Big-Ass Novel

Jill Conner Browne
The Sweet Potato Queens First Big Ass Novel Book PDF

Author : Jill Conner Browne
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2007-01-02
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781416548317

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The Sweet Potato Queens' First Big-Ass Novel by Jill Conner Browne Pdf

"I have no pride. I tell anything," Jill Conner Browne is fond of saying. As Her Royal Highness, Boss Queen of the Sweet Potato Queens®, she has told legions of fans, known as "SPQ Wannabes," her delectable secrets to living, loving -- and eating -- like a queen. In her words, "More is more." How much more? The #1 New York Times bestselling author of five works of nonfiction now serves up The Sweet Potato Queens' First Big-Ass Novel: Stuff We Didn't Actually Do, but Could Have, and May Yet. The humor in this uproarious coming-of-queen novel is more delicious than a favorite dessert (the Queens favor Chocolate Stuff™, of course). In Jackson, Mississippi, Mary Bennett, Patsy, Gerald, and Jill are high school classmates whose daily routine is paced like a shuffle through the local red dirt -- until the arrival of a redheaded newcomer banishes monotony forever. With her luxurious mane and voluptuous figure, Tammy Myers aspires to join the silver-spooners, who make things happen in their lives. When Jill convinces Tammy and the others that money might buy a certain kind of good time and that true friendship has no price tag, the "Sweet Potato Queens" are born. "If it ain't fun, we ain't doin' it," runs their official club motto, and the Queens are true to their word. Together, the Queens laugh out loud as they step down the long -- and not altogether pretty -- road toward making their very own queen dust, the sparkle that comes from livin' and lovin' their own lives. The Sweet Potato Queens' First Big-Ass Novel: Stuff We Didn't Actually Do, but Could Have, and May Yet reveals that the journey isn't always easy, but in the company of the Queens, you can sparkle, too.

The Sweet Potato Queens' First Big-ass Novel

Jill Conner Browne,Karin Gillespie
The Sweet Potato Queens First Big ass Novel Book PDF

Author : Jill Conner Browne,Karin Gillespie
Publisher : Center Point Pub
Page : 318 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2007
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1585479160

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The Sweet Potato Queens' First Big-ass Novel by Jill Conner Browne,Karin Gillespie Pdf

"Equal parts Erin Brokovich Erma Bombeck and Dr. Ruth Jill Conner Browne's books make readers laugh. The Sweet Potato Queens celebrate the joys of a good tan and cute shoes while simultaneously honoring the triumph of intelligence and experience over youth and beauty." - Newsday. "You've read the Sweet Potato Queen Books you've joined one of the 4100 chapeters you're anticipating the SPQ musical. Now read the first big autobiographical novel." - Library Journal. Jackson Mississippi Mary Bennett Patsy Gerald and Jill are high school classmates whose daily routines are mind–numbingly boring until the arrival of a red–headed newcomer banishes tedium forever. When Tammy Myers aspires to become part of the silver spoon crowd Jill convinces Tammy and the others that money might buy a certain kind of fun but friendship has no price tag - thus the "Sweet Potato Queens" make their debut. Their motto: If it ain't fun we ain’t doin' it. Together the Queens laugh out loud and sparkle.

The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love

Jill Conner Browne
The Sweet Potato Queens Book of Love Book PDF

Author : Jill Conner Browne
Publisher : Crown Archetype
Page : 225 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2004-11-30
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781400082858

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The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love by Jill Conner Browne Pdf

To know the Sweet Potato Queens is to love them, and if you haven't heard about them yet, you will. Since the early 1980s, this group of belles gone bad has been the toast of Jackson, Mississippi, with their glorious annual appearance in the St. Patrick's Day parade. In The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love, their royal ringleader, Jill Conner Browne, introduces the Queens to the world with this sly, hilarious manifesto about love, life, men, and the importance of being prepared. Chapters include: • The True Magic Words Guaranteed to Get Any Man to Do Your Bidding • The Five Men You Must Have in Your Life at All Times • Men Who May Need Killing, Quite Frankly • What to Eat When Tragedy Strikes, or Just for Entertainment • The Best Advice Ever Given in the Entire History of the World From tales of the infamous Sweet Potato Queens' Promise to the joys of Chocolate Stuff and Fat Mama's Knock You Naked Margaritas, this irreverent, shamelessly funny book is the gen-u-wine article.

The Sweet Potato Queens' Big-Ass Cookbook (and Financial Planner)

Jill Conner Browne
The Sweet Potato Queens Big Ass Cookbook and Financial Planner Book PDF

Author : Jill Conner Browne
Publisher : Crown Archetype
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2004-11-30
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781400082841

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The Sweet Potato Queens' Big-Ass Cookbook (and Financial Planner) by Jill Conner Browne Pdf

They’re wild, beloved, and all-around fabulous, but with the Sweet Potato Queens, there’re just never enough good times—or enough good eats. Well, now all fabulous women everywhere can have their own mountains of royal fun and food, because bestselling author and Boss Queen Jill Conner Browne is revealing her big-ass top secret recipes—and the events that inspired them—in The Sweet Potato Queens’ Big-Ass Cookbook (and Financial Planner). And, of course, she’s dishing up plenty of hilarious stories, including: • Queenly adventures in mothering • The tiniest bit of plastic surgery • The all-true story of the Cutest Boy in the World And, oh yes, as promised: Sound financial planning. Tip number one: Hope that Daddy lives forever.

The Sweet Potato Queens' Field Guide to Men

Jill Conner Browne
The Sweet Potato Queens Field Guide to Men Book PDF

Author : Jill Conner Browne
Publisher : Crown
Page : 258 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2004-10-05
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781400049684

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The Sweet Potato Queens' Field Guide to Men by Jill Conner Browne Pdf

If the Nobel committee offered awards in Gender Relations, the Sweet Potato Queens would have the prize all locked up. These fine ladies have devoted an absolutely inordinate amount of time to the pursuit of love, marriage, and great sex, and they’re just bursting to share their stories. Now their royal ringleader, bestselling author Jill Conner Browne, brings you The Sweet Potato Queens’ Field Guide to Men, a hilarious (and highly instructive) handbook about the men we love to hate, and the ones we love to love, with special revelations about: Why he didn’t call The sweetest revenge ever The downright crazy things we will do for romance Plus, memorable tales of Queenly dating adventures, the shameless lowdown on looking as young as you feel, and more royal recipes that are guaranteed to bring him home each and every night.

The Sweet Potato Queens' Wedding Planner/Divorce Guide

Jill Conner Browne
The Sweet Potato Queens Wedding Planner Divorce Guide Book PDF

Author : Jill Conner Browne
Publisher : Harmony
Page : 306 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2007-12-31
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9780307406071

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The Sweet Potato Queens' Wedding Planner/Divorce Guide by Jill Conner Browne Pdf

A humorous compilation of personal anecdotes, recipes, and advice from the Sweet Potato Queens explains how to plan for an extraordinary wedding, as well as how to survive the nastiest divorce.

The Shoe Queen

Anna Davis
The Shoe Queen Book PDF

Author : Anna Davis
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 416 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2007-06-19
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781416559559

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The Shoe Queen by Anna Davis Pdf

In The Shoe Queen, author Anna Davis immerses readers in the glitter and excitement of 1920's Paris -- where one woman's obsession with shoes leads her into a steamy affair that will make her question what matters most in life.

Bet Your Bottom Dollar

Karin Gillespie
Bet Your Bottom Dollar Book PDF

Author : Karin Gillespie
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 378 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2010-05-11
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781439103661

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Bet Your Bottom Dollar by Karin Gillespie Pdf

Welcome to the Bottom Dollar Emporium of Cayboo Creek, South Carolina, where everything from coconut mallow cookies to Clabber Girl Baking Powder costs only a dollar, and coffee and gossip are free. For Elizabeth, Mavis, and Attalee -- the Bottom Dollar Girls -- logging nine to five at the Bottom Dollar is not just work time, it's family time. So when news gets out that the Super Saver Dollar Store chain plans to set up shop and run the Bottom Dollar out of town, things go catawampus. Manager Elizabeth, who has a good head for business even though she flunked pin-curling in beauty school, teams up with a crew of dedicated do-gooders bent on saving the Bottom Dollar from the fate of spare change. But when Elizabeth's unlikely new love interest -- who also happens to be Cayboo Creek's wealthiest bachelor -- pitches woo, out come some startling revelations about her past that turn life more than a little interesting for all her friends and neighbors. Serving up heaping portions of small-town wit and Southern cadence, Bet Your Bottom Dollar crackles with more secrets than a slumber party.

Fat is the New 30

Jill Conner Browne
Fat is the New 30 Book PDF

Author : Jill Conner Browne
Publisher : Sweet Potato Queen
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2012
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1612181406

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Fat is the New 30 by Jill Conner Browne Pdf

The Sweet Potato Queens are back and bawdier than ever in Southern belle extraordinaire Jill Conner Browne's ninth edition of the hysterical series. Having experienced pretty much ALL of the crappy parts of life, Browne feels it is her duty to render whatever assistance she can to her fellow sufferers--and she does so in her own inimitable fashion. Her father taught her there are very few situations in life that we really and truly cannot change, and it is up to us to figure out how to either make fun OUT of them--or make fun OF them. And fortunately for the rest of us, Browne is well equipped for both. Including the exploits of the Queen contingent and her family, she delivers applicable tidbits like: Thinking or talking about watermelon can save any negative situation. If you get drunk in Scotland, you can't have your cow with you. When sanity and reason fail, you can always cheerfully resort to ridicule. Denial means that every situation is perfectly perfect. More fun than a Cracker Barrel full of monkeys, Fat Is the New 30 will change your life -- or at least give you ideas for making fun of yourownself.

Homeland

Cory Doctorow
Homeland Book PDF

Author : Cory Doctorow
Publisher : Tor Teen
Page : 398 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 2013-02-05
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 9781466805873

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Homeland by Cory Doctorow Pdf

In Cory Doctorow's wildly successful Little Brother, young Marcus Yallow was arbitrarily detained and brutalized by the government in the wake of a terrorist attack on San Francisco—an experience that led him to become a leader of the whole movement of technologically clued-in teenagers, fighting back against the tyrannical security state. A few years later, California's economy collapses, but Marcus's hacktivist past lands him a job as webmaster for a crusading politician who promises reform. Soon his former nemesis Masha emerges from the political underground to gift him with a thumbdrive containing a Wikileaks-style cable-dump of hard evidence of corporate and governmental perfidy. It's incendiary stuff—and if Masha goes missing, Marcus is supposed to release it to the world. Then Marcus sees Masha being kidnapped by the same government agents who detained and tortured Marcus years earlier. Marcus can leak the archive Masha gave him—but he can't admit to being the leaker, because that will cost his employer the election. He's surrounded by friends who remember what he did a few years ago and regard him as a hacker hero. He can't even attend a demonstration without being dragged onstage and handed a mike. He's not at all sure that just dumping the archive onto the Internet, before he's gone through its millions of words, is the right thing to do. Meanwhile, people are beginning to shadow him, people who look like they're used to inflicting pain until they get the answers they want. Fast-moving, passionate, and as current as next week, Homeland is every bit the equal of Little Brother—a paean to activism, to courage, to the drive to make the world a better place. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Wild Magic

Tamora Pierce
Wild Magic Book PDF

Author : Tamora Pierce
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 368 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2009-12-08
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 9781439115176

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Wild Magic by Tamora Pierce Pdf

Discover a land of enchantment, legend, and adventure in this first book of the Immortals series, featuring an updated cover for longtime fans and fresh converts alike, and including an all-new afterword from Tamora Pierce. Thirteen-year-old Daine has always had a special connection with animals, but only when she’s forced to leave home does she realize it’s more than a knack—it’s magic. With this wild magic, not only can Daine speak to animals, but she can also make them obey her. Daine takes a job handling horses for the Queen’s Riders, where she meets the master mage Numair and becomes his student. Under Numair’s guidance, Daine explores the scope of her magic. But she encounters other beings, too, who are not so gentle. These terrifying creatures, called Immortals, have been imprisoned in the Divine Realms for the past four hundred years—but now someone has broken the barrier. And it’s up to Daine and her friends to defend their world from an Immortal attack.

Queen of the Turtle Derby and Other Southern Phenomena

Julia Reed
Queen of the Turtle Derby and Other Southern Phenomena Book PDF

Author : Julia Reed
Publisher : Random House Trade Paperbacks
Page : 242 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2005-04-12
Category : Travel
ISBN : 9780812973617

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Queen of the Turtle Derby and Other Southern Phenomena by Julia Reed Pdf

In classic Dixie storytelling fashion, with a rare blend of literary elegance and plainspoken humor, the inimitably charming, staunchly Southern Julia Reed wends her way below the Mason-Dixon line and observes many phenomena– from politics, religion, and women to weather, guns, and what she calls “drinking and other Southern pursuits.” To hear Reed tell it, the South is another country. She builds an entertaining and persuasive case, using as examples everything from its unfathomable codes of conduct to its disciplined fashion sense. And then there is Southern food, which is an entire world apart: Gumbo, grits, greens, and, of course, fried chicken make memorable appearances in Reed’s essays, which will amuse, delight, and even explain a thing or two to baffled Yankees everywhere.

Whole-Grain Mornings

Megan Gordon
Whole Grain Mornings Book PDF

Author : Megan Gordon
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
Page : 186 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 2013-12-31
Category : Cooking
ISBN : 9781607745013

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Whole-Grain Mornings by Megan Gordon Pdf

A seasonal collection of enticing, comforting recipes for sweet and savory whole-grain breakfasts including granola, warm porridges, muffins, savory tarts and eggs—as well as seasonal toppings and accompaniments like homemade yogurt and almond milk, all from the writer of the popular blog A Sweet Spoonful. A beautiful guide to morning meals, Whole-Grain Mornings offers sixty-five sweet and savory recipes for wholesome whole-grain breakfasts. Whether you’re cooking for busy weekdays, slow Sundays, or celebratory brunches, this charming cookbook will inspire you to look beyond the average bowl of cereal toward healthy and delicious ways to incorporate whole grains like amaranth, farro, and barley into your morning meals. Seasonally organized recipes feature favorite one-bowl breakfast fare like Apricot Pistachio Granola and Triple-Coconut Quinoa Porridge alongside more unconventional options like Saucy Tomato Poached Eggs with Kale and Wheat Berries and Nutty Millet Breakfast Cookies. With information on timesaving alternatives as well as a guide to the most commonly used whole grains—and sprinkled with abundant food and lifestyle photography throughout—this cookbook guarantees the most important meal of the day will also become your favorite.

Red Queen

Victoria Aveyard
Red Queen Book PDF

Author : Victoria Aveyard
Publisher : Harper Collins
Page : 354 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2015-02-10
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 9780062310651

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Red Queen by Victoria Aveyard Pdf

The #1 New York Times bestselling series! Red Queen, by #1 New York Times bestselling author Victoria Aveyard, is a sweeping tale of power, intrigue, and betrayal, perfect for fans of George R.R. Martin’s Game of Thrones series. Mare Barrow's world is divided by blood—those with common, Red blood serve the Silver-blooded elite, who are gifted with superhuman abilities. Mare is a Red, scraping by as a thief in a poor, rural village, until a twist of fate throws her in front of the Silver court. Before the king, princes, and all the nobles, she discovers she has an ability of her own. To cover up this impossibility, the king forces her to play the role of a lost Silver princess and betroths her to one of his own sons. As Mare is drawn further into the Silver world, she risks everything and uses her new position to help the Scarlet Guard—a growing Red rebellion—even as her heart tugs her in an impossible direction. One wrong move can lead to her death, but in the dangerous game she plays, the only certainty is betrayal. Discover more wonders in the world of Red Queen with Broken Throne: A Red Queen Collection, a companion novel with stories from fan favorites and new voices, featuring never-before-seen maps, flags, bonus scenes, journal entries, and much more exclusive content! Plus don't miss Realm Breaker! Irresistibly action-packed and full of lethal surprises, this stunning fantasy series from Victoria Aveyard, #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Red Queen series, begins where hope is lost and asks: When the heroes have fallen, who will take up the sword?