The Worst Joke In The World

Author : Tony Husband
Publisher : Random House
Page : 156 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2013-11-18
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781448177783

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World's Worst Jokes by Tony Husband Pdf

Most joke books at least attempt to make you laugh. A chuckle, a giggle, even an outright guffaw. Something you can repeat to your friends and be guaranteed to raise a smile. That's what a joke book is for. Right? Well, not this one. This is a collection of the world's most cringe-worthy jokes told by Tony Husband, proud contender for the title of world's worst joke-teller. Jokes so awful they will make you wince, groan and bang your head in disbelief. And should you tell them to your friends, they won't be your friends much longer. Dip in, and prepare not to be amused.

Author : Gyles Brandreth
Publisher : Penguin UK
Page : 199 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2020-08-20
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9780241427309

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What's Black and White and Red All Over? by Gyles Brandreth Pdf

Laugh yourself silly in this fantastic collection of jokes and riddles! WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER? An embarrassed Penguin A sunburnt elephant A newspaper! Did those jokes make you laugh? Make you groan? Maybe a bit of both? There's a lot more where they came from. Collected here by jokesmith Gyles Brandreth are some of the best and worst jokes ever (plus a few riddles to keep you on your toes). From 'Knock, knock' to 'Waiter waiter', with some funny elephants and giraffes thrown in for good measure, there's also a bit of expert joke advice, so you can show others just how funny you can be! 'Very funny, and often outright silly' Guardian on Have You Eaten Grandma by Gyles Brandreth

Author : Andy Herald
Publisher : Weldon Owen International
Page : 194 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2021-04-27
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781681888064

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Dad Jokes: Hall of Shame by Andy Herald Pdf

Over 1,000 gags and groaners to make you crack up and cringe at the same time! From the creators of the popular humor website HowToBeADad.com, this is a collection of 1,000 of the most amusing—and most painful—Dad Jokes ever. Humor is often referred to as the best medicine, and this collection of Dad Jokes—guaranteed the most groan-and-forehead-slap-worthy on the market—offers a broad selection of humorous puns and quips. Organized by joke theme—from animals to holidays to technology—it includes more than a hundred illustrations, and even touches on some timely topics (“Because of the pandemic, they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship. It’s on paperview.”)

Author : Victoria Fremont,Larry Daste
Publisher : Courier Corporation
Page : 68 pages
File Size : 44,7 Mb
Release : 2011-11-02
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780486413693

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The World's Worst Jokes by Victoria Fremont,Larry Daste Pdf

When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. Why was the math book so sad? It had too many problems. Jokesters from 8 to 80 will love regaling friends and relatives with these and 58 other zany teeth-gritters. Accompanied by Larry Daste's amusing illustrations.

Author : Max Hodes
Publisher : Sphere
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 1979
Category : English wit and humor
ISBN : 0708816053

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The World's Worst Joke Book by Max Hodes Pdf

Author : Mojang AB
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2019
Category : Games & Activities
ISBN : 1405295252

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Minecraft Joke Book by Mojang AB Pdf

Did you hear about the creeper's birthday party? It really went off with a BANG! Why does Alex love redstone lamps? Because they light up her life. Where do tired miners sleep? On bedrock. The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed full of hilarious jokes that will have you laughing your blocks off! There's something for every Minecrafter, whatever their age. Collect all of the official Minecraft books to become the best Minecrafter you can be: Minecraft Guide to Exploration: 9781405285971 Minecraft Guide to Creative: 9781405285988 Minecraft Guide to Redstone: 9781405286008 Minecraft Guide to the Nether and the End: 9781405285995 Minecraft Guide to Enchantments and Potions: 9781405288958 Minecraft Guide to PVP Minigames: 9781405288965 Minecraft Guide to Farming: 9781405290104 Minecraft Blockopedia: 9781405273534 Minecraft: Exploded Builds: Medieval Fortress: 9781405284172 Minecraft The Survivors' Book of Secrets: 9781405283335 Minecraft Survival Tin: 9781405288200 Minecraft Mobestiary: 9781405286022 Minecraft: The Ultimate Construction Collection: 9781405291927 Minecraft is a multi-platform block-based gaming sensation available on Xbox, PlayStation, PC and mobile devices. Whether you're in Creative, Survival or Hardcore Mode, the official Mojang-approved Minecraft books contain all the advice you need to survive and thrive.

Author : Elisabeth Sanxay Holding
Publisher : BEYOND BOOKS HUB
Page : 38 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2022-02-20
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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THE WORST JOKE IN THE WORLD by Elisabeth Sanxay Holding Pdf

Elisabeth Sanxay Holding (1889–1955) was an American novelist and short story writer. She primarily authored fiction in the hardboiled subgenre of detective novels.Born June 18, 1889 in Brooklyn, New York, Sanxay attended Miss Whitcombe's and other schools for young ladies before marrying British diplomat George E. Holding in 1913. The couple had two daughters, Skeffington (1917-2009) and Antonia (1920-2006), and traveled widely in South America and the Caribbean before living in Bermuda for a number of years, where Mr. Holding was a government official. After Mr. Holding's retirement, the couple lived in the Bronx section of New York City, where Elisabeth Sanxay Holding died on February 7, 1955.

Author : Richard Skinner
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 134 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2010-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 055770751X

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The World's Best Worst Jokes by Richard Skinner Pdf

The world's worst jokes. Jokes of every kind.Old age, children, rednecks, lawyers, dumb blondes, riddles, limericks, and the dreaded 'Tis bottle joke.

Author : Beano Books
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2001-01-01
Category : Wit and humor, Juvenile
ISBN : 1842051393

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10,001 of the World's Worst Jokes by Beano Books Pdf

Author : Dan Takken
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 29 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2018-11-08
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1731021100

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109 of the Worst Jokes You Will Ever Read by Dan Takken Pdf

109 of the worst jokes you will ever read is a collection of all original jokes from the strange mind of Dan Takken. Some jokes are clever, but some are so stupid that you can't help but laugh at them.This book of jokes promises to deliver puns you have never heard before, and jokes that even goofy Dads will think are dumb.Brace yourself for some awful Dad jokes, groan-worthy puns, and jokes that are terrible enough to make you shake your head in disbelief. You have been warned.

Author : Georgia Beth
Publisher : Lerner Publications ™
Page : 24 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2018-01-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781541520868

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World's Best (and Worst) Knock-Knock Jokes by Georgia Beth Pdf

Knock, knock. Who's there? Read on to find out in this book full of knock-knock jokes! Learn jokes that will have you slapping your knee—plus a few that will leave you groaning but laughing in spite of yourself. Are you ready to laugh your socks off? Then you've come to the right place!

Author : Sequoia Childrens Publishing
Publisher : Phoenix International Publications, Inc.
Page : 26 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2021-09-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781649963406

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Silly To Say Read-Along by Sequoia Childrens Publishing Pdf

Did you know that the oldest riddle was written 4,000 years ago? That's a long time! This jolly joke book is full of riddles, limericks, and tongue twisters for kids to giggle their way through. Little jokesters will practice problem-solving skills and reading aloud as they run through ridiculous riddles and rhymes!

Author : Victoria Fremont,Larry Daste
Publisher : Courier Dover Publications
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 2015-02-23
Category : Games & Activities
ISBN : 9780486803074

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The World's Worst Jokes by Victoria Fremont,Larry Daste Pdf

When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. Why was the math book so sad? It had too many problems. 61 zany teeth-gritters. Amusing illustrations by Larry Daste.

Author : Hal Horton
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 126 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2014-05-12
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1499313535

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The Absolutely, Positively World's Worst Joke Book! by Hal Horton Pdf

Joke books abound. So why is this book so different from the pack? Jokes spread like the flu at parties, gatherings of friends, around the water cooler at work. There is always at least one hapless soul compelled by some unknown or even mystical force to tell an anecdote, a story ..... a joke. The fateful event inevitably begins with the universal opening line: "Tell me if you've heard this one before." The listeners' defense mechanisms kick immediately into high gear and no matter how funny you think the joke is, the battle lines have been drawn and your uphill climb has begun. Wouldn't it be wonderful if you could wade into the crowd and launch your assault with the perfectly disarming opener: "Hey, everybody. I just read this really great book; it was full of really rotten jokes. Let me share one with you." The audience expectations have been reduced to rock bottom. There will even be relaxed smiles on some faces as the listeners anticipate a truly awful joke, allowing you to cut into the conversation and satisfy your mystical compulsion. Moreover, the audience may even still be there after you have finished! Yes, this book will have performed a true social service.

Author : Sid Finch
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2019-10-10
Category : English wit and humor
ISBN : 1787830284

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Little Book of Shit Jokes by Sid Finch Pdf

My mate was selling a television cheap because the volume was broken. I couldn't turn it down. What's black and white and bad all over? These jokes! Groaning with silly gags, classic crap wisecracks, naff knock-knocks, poor puns and lame one-liners, this book will make you cry until you laugh.