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Author : Justin J. Exner
Publisher : Greenleaf Book Group
Page : 148 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2000-11
Category : Golf
ISBN : 096653199X
Author : Justin J Exner
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 146 pages
File Size : 50,9 Mb
Release : 2004-05-01
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9781402251153
Who needs an excuse to play golf? But just in case, this book will get you out on the course where you belong!
Author : Justin J Exner
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2016-05-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781492689041
You can blame your job... You can blame the course... You can blame mother nature... Or you can blame your equipment... But Never, Ever, BLAME YOURSELF!
Author : Justin J. Exner
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 2016
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1492688444
You can blame your job ... You can blame the course ... You can blame mother nature ... Or you can blame your equipment ... But Never, Ever, BLAME YOURSELF!
Author : Justin Exner
Publisher : Berghahn Books
Page : 150 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2004
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1402202547
There is no excuse for a bad golf shot, but it's handy to have one just in case...
Author : Mark Oman,Hal Gevertz
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 116 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 1989
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0917346033
Author : Joshua Shifrin
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2019-10-01
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 9781510744769
Explain away your bad shots—and have your friends laugh at the same time! In Golf's Best Excuses, author Joshua Shifrin takes a witty approach in helping golfers make sense of their worst days on the golf course. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful round with “My golf clubs are too old.” Or after a bad putt, golfers might try to explain the mishap with, “There were too many spike marks on the green.” Shifrin has crafted 150 funny—but all-too-real—excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include: I’m late for my wedding and it’s throwing off my concentration. I thought this hole was a dogleg to the left . . . not right. If I didn’t have those four double bogeys I could have scored really well today. Someone yelled “fore” during my backswing. Any many more! Whether you want to motivate the duffer in your life or laugh away embarrassing mistakes in your own game, Golf's Best Excuses is a must-read. Complete with laugh-out-loud full-color cartoons, this book makes for the perfect gift.
Author : Kurt Taylor
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2022-11-17
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798887680132
Do you have a friend or family member who loves golf? Better yet, do you know the frustration and hilarity that comes with trying to play this beautiful sport? Everyone who has experienced the game of golf understands that it can be frustrating, unfair, and embarrassing to play. Sometimes, if you are the sad individual who hit a poor shot, you might be tempted to provide an excuse to your playing partners. A good excuse can relieve the tension, and maybe even bring a few laughs. Sometimes, though, an excuse can be hilarious just by its lack of credulity. A golfer can chalk their bad shot up to anything, absolutely anything, and that's when the excuse becomes a funny moment. Golfers share these stories with their friends, and it's not the shot they remember, only the hilarious excuse. The Golfer's Excuse Handbook contains 250 excuses on a range of subjects all over the golf course, and a few that extend beyond the links! - Five different chapters, one for each group of excuses and the topics likely to draw a golfer's ire. - Each chapter features interesting golf history and trivia, as well! - There are also entertaining golf quotes from players, world leaders, and other well-known individuals within these pages. - Chapter subjects include the golf course itself, a golfer's playing partners, and the weather! This book will entertain any fan of the game, from those who watch the pros to anyone who dares to swing a club. Perhaps this book can start a conversation with friends and family members about who has the worst excuses on the course, or who has said the most outrageous line in a moment of shame. Maybe there's a golfer in your life that needs help with their excuse game! This book can also serve any golfer with a ton of ideas on how to deflect the embarrassment of that bad shot. And, if you have someone in your life who is particularly unskilled, they may need multiple excuses to make it through a round! This book is bound to bring a smile to anyone who has experienced the struggle of golf. It will make readers smile, laugh out loud, and most importantly, appreciate the joy and pain that is the game of golf. Grab a copy of The Golfer's Excuse Handbook and tee up the fun today!
Author : Jason Frank
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 110 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2012-05-01
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 1477433333
The Golf Excuse Handbook is a light-hearted book intended to appeal to golfers of all handicaps and also to those who have loved ones that play the game and are forced to listen to their stories. This book provides various excuses derived from true stories experienced over two decades playing golf. This is a fun golf book designed to give the reader some laughs, possible excuses and, most importantly, another way to enjoy the wonderful game of golf.
Author : Charlotte Croker,Chester Croker
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2019-11-05
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1705878121
This is a unique golfing joke book - exclusively for lady golfers. Here you will find plenty of funny golf jokes written just for women. This is a sexist free environment. These golfing jokes are for lady golfers of all abilities. This is a truly original book for female golfers - you are going to enjoy it. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh out loud, so buy this funny joke book for lady golfers now.
Author : Oliver Horovitz
Publisher : Avery
Page : 338 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2014-02-04
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781592408634
A caddie since he was twelve and a golfer sporting a 1.8 handicap, Ollie decides to spend his gap year, pre Harvard, in St. Andrews: a town with the U.K.'s highest number of pubs per capita and home to the Old Course, golf's most famous eighteen holes, where he enrolls in the St. Andrews Links Trust caddie trainee program. Initially, the notoriously brusque veteran caddies treat Ollie like a pest. But after a year of waking up at 4:30 A.M. every morning and looping two rounds a day, Ollie earns their grudging respect. A charming coming-of-age memoir.
Author : Harry Vardon
Publisher : Good Press
Page : 329 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2019-11-21
Category : Fiction
ISBN : EAN:4057664653819
'The Complete Golfer' by Harry Vardon is an instructional and inspirational book that will help golfers of all skill levels improve their game. Vardon, a five-time champion, provides practical advice, explaining golfing techniques that have worked for him. The book is packed with diagrams, pictures, and helpful tips on how to choose and care for clubs, driving, and special strokes with wooden clubs, playing with the iron, approaching with the mashie, being bunkered, and putting. Vardon also shares his experiences and advice on competition play, with invaluable tips on tactics in match play and how to beat bogey. This classic book is a must-read for all golf enthusiasts and aspiring golfers.
Author : M. Prefontaine
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 68 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2017-02-25
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1543284973
For us rabbits the game of golf is a constant battle between fantasy and reality. The great hopes and ambitions that accompany us on the first tee quickly evaporate by a combination of mother nature, gravity and the cruelest of luck. One of the charms of the Great Game is that we are constantly chasing what is, in theory, attainable but in reality highly elusive. It is a perpetual series of occasions for hope. David Feherty summed it up when he said; "Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." It is astonishing how long the occasional miracle can remain in the memory to the total eclipse of all else. Golf is a game whose hook is baited with hope. This book is a compendium of quotes from players who have been similarly troubled by the journey from great hopes to cruel reality. I hope you enjoy their reflections.
Author : Jack Fenn
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2023-11-19
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1962496090
101 REASONS YOU SUCK AT GOLF is a comical book here to bring some much-needed laughter to the world of golf. If you know someone who is taking their game too seriously or has found themselves infuriated by the elusive art of swinging a club, this side-splitting collection of golfing mishaps is the perfect anecdote. Are you tired of missing the fairway by a mile? Is your putting game more of a "wild goose chase" than precision putting? Have you ever mistaken the sand trap for a cozy beach vacation? Do you believe a "gimme" is a type of coffee at the clubhouse? Whether you're a seasoned golfer in need of a good laugh or a newbie who wants to prepare for the inevitable chaos that comes with teeing off, 101 REASONS YOU SUCK AT GOLF is the ideal gift for golfers of all skill levels. It's a great conversation starter, a perfect gift for golf-loving friends, and an amusing addition to any golf enthusiast's collection.
Author : Alice Cooper
Publisher : Crown
Page : 282 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2008-05-27
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9780307382917
Wretched excess, rock stardom, and golf—from the man who invented shock rock In this tell-all memoir, Alice Cooper speaks candidly about his life and career, including all the years of rock ’n’ roll history he’s been a part of, the addictions he faced, and the surprising ways he found redemption. From a childhood spent as a minister’s son worshiping baseball and rock ’n’ roll; to days on the road with his band, working to make a name for themselves; to stardom and the insanity that came with it, including a quart-of-whiskey-a-day habit; to drying out at a sanitarium back in the late ’70s, Alice Cooper paints a rich and rockin’ portrait of his life and his battle against addiction—fought by getting up daily at 7 a.m. to play 36 holes of golf. Alice tells hilarious, touching, and sometimes astounding stories about Led Zeppelin and the Doors, George Burns and Groucho Marx, John Daly and Tiger Woods . . . everyone is here from Dalí to Elvis to Arnold Palmer. Alice Cooper, Golf Monster is the incredible story of someone who rose through the rock ’n’ roll ranks releasing platinum albums and selling out arenas with his legendary act—all while becoming one of the best celebrity golfers around.