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Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe

Jeremy Greenberg
Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe Book PDF

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 66 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2011-10-11
Category : Pets
ISBN : 9781449413996

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Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into dog—and human—nature.

Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed

Jeremy Greenberg
Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Book PDF

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 68 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2013-04-02
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781449427047

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Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

"This cleverly funny collection of letters provides cat lover a window into the whiskered souls of our favorite feline family members"--Publisher description.

Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again

Jeremy Greenberg
Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again Book PDF

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 72 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2019-10-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781524858964

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Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

Tess wants you to know that she intends to continue throwing up freely as long as the new baby gets to—fair is fair. Ovid would like to inform you that he’s giving up one of his nine lives in order to avoid a visit to the vet—he’ll miss you and knows you understand. And Quinn assures you that she’ll protect you from whatever it is that’s rolled under the table with all the righteous fury in her little body—even if only turns out to be a dropped olive. Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again is full of funny letters and heartwarming photos—a perfect gift for cat lovers.

Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again

Jeremy Greenberg
Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again Book PDF

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 72 pages
File Size : 50,9 Mb
Release : 2019-10-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781524858964

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Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

Tess wants you to know that she intends to continue throwing up freely as long as the new baby gets to—fair is fair. Ovid would like to inform you that he’s giving up one of his nine lives in order to avoid a visit to the vet—he’ll miss you and knows you understand. And Quinn assures you that she’ll protect you from whatever it is that’s rolled under the table with all the righteous fury in her little body—even if only turns out to be a dropped olive. Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again is full of funny letters and heartwarming photos—a perfect gift for cat lovers.

Sorry I Peed on You (and Other Heartwarming Letters to Mommy)

Jeremy Greenberg
Sorry I Peed on You and Other Heartwarming Letters to Mommy Book PDF

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 66 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2011-03-22
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781449406486

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Sorry I Peed on You (and Other Heartwarming Letters to Mommy) by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

Wouldn't you love to know what your toddler's thinking when he refuses to stop jumping on the couch? Jeremy Greenberg's hilarious and thoughtful letters give parents a glimpse into the minds of their little ones. Finally, we can hear "first person" how a kid really isn't fooled by broccoli buried in cheese, how he'd really appreciate it if he could start going down the slide by himself, or how he'd like to apologize for peeing on you during the two seconds it took for you to reach for a fresh diaper. From Daddy's latest four-letter vocab lessons to the dog's (not the toddler's) repeated milk dribbles on the carpet, this hilarious book answers a question every mother of a toddler wants to know: What in the world are they thinking?!

I Could Pee on This

Francesco Marciuliano
I Could Pee on This Book PDF

Author : Francesco Marciuliano
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 111 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2012-08-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781452121864

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I Could Pee on This by Francesco Marciuliano Pdf

Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.

Really Important Stuff My Cat Has Taught Me

Cynthia L. Copeland
Really Important Stuff My Cat Has Taught Me Book PDF

Author : Cynthia L. Copeland
Publisher : Workman Publishing Company
Page : 177 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2017-10-03
Category : Pets
ISBN : 9781523501878

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Really Important Stuff My Cat Has Taught Me by Cynthia L. Copeland Pdf

A book that will delight every cat lover, full of wise and unforgettable life lessons, each paired with the perfect photo. Cats are the ultimate savants, possessing intelligence, poise, and sass in equal measure. They know when to play it cool, and when to pounce; when to fly solo, and when to cuddle up. Entertaining, unpredictable, and just a bit wild, cats encourage us to explore, take chances, and live on the edge—just as if we too had nine lives. Cynthia L. Copeland, author of the bestselling Really Important Stuff My Dog Has Taught Me and Really Important Stuff My Kids Have Taught Me, now turns her attention to our mysterious feline friends. Every page of this full-color gift book is a joyful reminder of what’s important in life. Like Confidence: “Insist on a seat at the table.” Curiosity: “Have more questions than answers.” Adventure: “Sometimes you have to leap before you look.” Individuality: “You’ll be remembered for what sets you apart.” Kindness: “Recognize the power of your purr.” And Solitude: “Find your own square of sunshine.”

Cats Are the Worst

Bexy McFly
Cats Are the Worst Book PDF

Author : Bexy McFly
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 82 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2019-07-23
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781452179001

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Cats Are the Worst by Bexy McFly Pdf

From shredded furniture to messy litter boxes to fur on everything, there are times when every cat owner wants to shout, "Cats are the worst!" This playful book shows what it looks like if cats could shout back, "No, humans are the worst!" For every grievance humans have about their feline friends (knocked over glasses!), cats have one about their humans (unprovoked vacuuming!)—and each is explored in a lively exchange that is as funny as it is familiar. Filled with watercolor illustrations that perfectly capture every moment of cat-titude, Cats Are the Worst is a relatable laugh for anyone who might agree that cats are the worst—but also, maybe, a little bit the best.

Sorry I Slept on Your Face

Jeremy Greenberg
Sorry I Slept on Your Face Book PDF

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 65 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2016-11-08
Category : Pets
ISBN : 9781449484439

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Sorry I Slept on Your Face by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

What does it mean when your cat bites your toes as hard as she can? When she suffocates you with her body, is she just getting comfortable or is she trying to tell you she needs more space? In Sorry I Slept on Your Face, cats, in all their superiority, break up with their owners through sorry/not sorry letters illustrated with cute, funny, sweet photographs. This book will make you laugh and make you ponder your relationship with your own cat.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

The Oatmeal Staff,Matthew Inman,TheOatmeal.com (Firm)
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You Book PDF

Author : The Oatmeal Staff,Matthew Inman,TheOatmeal.com (Firm)
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2012-07-15
Category : Cats
ISBN : 1449417051

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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You by The Oatmeal Staff,Matthew Inman,TheOatmeal.com (Firm) Pdf

The Oatmeal 2013 Wall Calendar • The Oatmeal is one of the most popular Web comics online, getting an average of 4.6 million unique visitorsand more than 20 million page views a month. • Time magazine named TheOatmeal.com one of the best blogs of 2010. Based on Matthew Inman's hugely popular Web site and hisNew York Timesbest-selling book5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth,How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You 2013 Wall Calendarfeatures a quirky and humorous full-color comic each month along with a user-friendly grid. As a bonus, the calendar also includes a free, pull-out poster.

My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag . . . and Other Things You Can't Ask Martha

Jolie Kerr
My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag and Other Things You Can t Ask Martha Book PDF

Author : Jolie Kerr
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 258 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2014-02-20
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781101613238

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My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag . . . and Other Things You Can't Ask Martha by Jolie Kerr Pdf

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “Wise and funny. . . . The Lorrie Moore short story, or the Tina Fey memoir, of cleaning tutorials.”—Dwight Garner, The New York Times “Thrillingly titled. . . . For a generation overwhelmed not just by dust bunnies, but by bong water on the carpet, pee stains on the ceiling and vomit seemingly everywhere, Jolie Kerr dispenses cleaning advice free of judgment. . . . A Mrs. Beeton for the postcollege set.” —Penelope Green, The New York Times “Jolie Kerr really cuts through the grease and grime with her new book. I do what she tells me to do.” —Amy Sedaris The author of the hit column “Ask a Clean Person” offers a hilarious and practical guide to cleaning up life’s little emergencies Life is filled with spills, odors, and those oh-so embarrassing stains you just can’t tell your parents about. And let’s be honest: no one is going to ask Martha Stewart what to do when your boyfriend barfs in your handbag. Thankfully, Jolie Kerr has both staggering cleaning knowledge and a sense of humor. With signature sass and straight talk, Jolie takes on questions ranging from the basic—how do I use a mop? —to the esoteric—what should I do when bottles of homebrewed ginger beer explode in my kitchen? My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag proves that even the most nightmarish cleaning conundrums can be solved with a smile, the right supplies, and a little music.

Texts from Mittens

Angie Bailey
Texts from Mittens Book PDF

Author : Angie Bailey
Publisher : Harlequin
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2015-03-31
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781460380802

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Texts from Mittens by Angie Bailey Pdf

Texts from Mittens is a series of text message conversations between a snappy, self-absorbed housecat named Mittens and his long-suffering human, a single woman who works away from home during the day. Mittens relentlessly hassles his human all day long, while only taking breaks to watch Judge Judy, hang with his best friend Stumpy, complain about the antics of Drunk Patty the neighbor, ask Grandma for money to buy useless items from QVC, and harass the “filthy beast” dog, Phil. Angie Bailey is an award-winning writer and blogger, humorist, and professional member of the Cat Writers’ Association. Her primary blog, Catladyland, has won many awards, and her humor writing is featured nearly daily on Catster.com, one of the most popular cat sites on the Web. She loves to photograph her cats in silly poses and sleeps with one eye open. And yes, she has three cats. “Each installment of Texts From Mittens is like a little gift to brighten your day!” —Kate Benjamin, Hauspanther founder and co-author of Catification with Jackson Galaxy "Texts From Mittens makes me wish my cat had thumbs! This is a hilarious book; Angie Bailey has done it again!” —Jeremy Greenberg, Author of Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed "We all knew that cats were hilarious, but Ms. Bailey's sardonic cat quips really take their mannerisms, attitude and occasional apathy to another level." —Susan Michals, Curator of Cat Art Show Los Angeles Come home! There's an emergency! What?? Are you OK? My dish is half empty! I'll be home soon. You wish starvation upon me! Stop being dramatic. Am weeak. Caan hasrdly tyyppe. Are you going to wear those black pants on your bed? Yes. I have a date. They're comfortable. Mittens, get off my pants! FYI: Poly-blend makes your butt look big

My Angry Letters

Bonnie Zilinski
My Angry Letters Book PDF

Author : Bonnie Zilinski
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 120 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2010-06-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780557398195

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My Angry Letters by Bonnie Zilinski Pdf

If you have ever been so angry with a company that you wanted to send them a seething letter, this is the book for you. It is a compilation of my angry letters to some very deserving companies. The names have been omitted to protect the guilty.

Why Cats are Assholes

Liz Miele
Why Cats are Assholes Book PDF

Author : Liz Miele
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 192 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2021-03-30
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781510756236

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Why Cats are Assholes by Liz Miele Pdf

Most people love cats. They’re fluffy, playful, and can be a joy to have as a companion. However, they can also be huge assholes. So what can you do? How do you deal with a roommate who always seems to be plotting to kill you? While we all love sharing adorable photos of kittens, these frisky felines are known more for marching to the beat of their own drum than abiding by the rules. From running around your home at two in the morning, knocking everything off your shelves, or taking up most of your bed, these furry critters can be immensely selfish and disrespectful to those who give them endless love and affection. Why Cats Are Assholes is up for such a challenge. From studying their history all the way back to ancient Egypt, comedian Liz Miele—the daughter of veterinarians—digests the cat psyche to try and understand why they do the things they do, and how we, as their loyal servants, can handle domestic bliss with them around. With the help of her cat Pasta, Miele breaks down the common behaviors of cats in an attempt to try and better understand their plan of attack (if there is one), as well as what we can do to better prepare ourselves. Whether you have one, two, or twelve fur babies, Why Cats Are Assholes is the ultimate guide to better understanding your pet’s behavior while taking back your home from these domesticated terrorists.

Kings, Queens, and In-Betweens

Tanya Boteju
Kings Queens and In Betweens Book PDF

Author : Tanya Boteju
Publisher : Simon Pulse
Page : 384 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2019-05-07
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 9781534430655

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Kings, Queens, and In-Betweens by Tanya Boteju Pdf

“Poignant and important.” —Refinery29 “A bright and sparkly celebration of love and self-acceptance.” —Kirkus Reviews Judy Blume meets RuPaul’s Drag Race in this funny, feel-good debut novel about a queer teen who navigates questions of identity and self-acceptance while discovering the magical world of drag. Perpetually awkward Nima Kumara-Clark is bored with her insular community of Bridgeton, in love with her straight girlfriend, and trying to move past her mother’s unexpected departure. After a bewildering encounter at a local festival, Nima finds herself suddenly immersed in the drag scene on the other side of town. Macho drag kings, magical queens, new love interests, and surprising allies propel Nima both painfully and hilariously closer to a self she never knew she could be—one that can confidently express and accept love. But she’ll have to learn to accept lost love to get there. From debut author Tanya Boteju comes a poignant, laugh-out-loud tale of acceptance, self-expression, and the colorful worlds that await when we’re brave enough to look.