Sorry I Peed On You And Other Heartwarming Letters To Mommy

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Sorry I Peed on You (and Other Heartwarming Letters to Mommy)

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 66 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2011-03-22
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781449406486

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Sorry I Peed on You (and Other Heartwarming Letters to Mommy) by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

Wouldn't you love to know what your toddler's thinking when he refuses to stop jumping on the couch? Jeremy Greenberg's hilarious and thoughtful letters give parents a glimpse into the minds of their little ones. Finally, we can hear "first person" how a kid really isn't fooled by broccoli buried in cheese, how he'd really appreciate it if he could start going down the slide by himself, or how he'd like to apologize for peeing on you during the two seconds it took for you to reach for a fresh diaper. From Daddy's latest four-letter vocab lessons to the dog's (not the toddler's) repeated milk dribbles on the carpet, this hilarious book answers a question every mother of a toddler wants to know: What in the world are they thinking?!

Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 66 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2011-10-11
Category : Pets
ISBN : 9781449413996

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Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into dog—and human—nature.

Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 68 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2013-04-02
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781449427047

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Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

"This cleverly funny collection of letters provides cat lover a window into the whiskered souls of our favorite feline family members"--Publisher description.

Kitty Hearts Doggy (Kitty Loves Doggy)

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 76 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2013-12-17
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781449446277

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Kitty Hearts Doggy (Kitty Loves Doggy) by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

Kitty Hearts Doggy (Kitty Loves Doggy) is a sweetly funny collection of photos and relationship profiles from some of the most unlikely couples. With “aw”-inspiring images of cats and dogs cuddling, and tongue-in-ear relationship advice to keep from biting each other’s heads off (sometimes literally), there’s tail-wagging laughter on every page to help us purr-fect our relationships.

ManWords

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 256 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2011-06-18
Category : Reference
ISBN : 9781440514364

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ManWords by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

So your bros are hanging around the grill, shooting the shit while putting back brews from a pony keg. The air's heavy with barbecue sauce, stale belches, and testosterone. And you want to sound manly, like you read Maxim, not GQ. Like you watch football, not gymnastics. You want to use words like "crack-back," "low rider," and "mojo." You need ManWords. If you want to be a high roller, a mac daddy, or a player, you also need this book. And if "taupe," "ruching," and "brow gel" are words you actually know, get this book now. You can probably still be saved.

Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 69 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2011-10-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781449407896

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Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

A light and lively companion to Sorry I Peed on You, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is a hilarious collection of full-color photos and letters of apologies and suggestions from dogs to the people who love them—no matter what bad thing they’ve done! Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into dog--and human--nature.

I Could Chew on This

Author : Francesco Marciuliano
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 113 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2013-07-30
Category : Poetry
ISBN : 9781452131801

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I Could Chew on This by Francesco Marciuliano Pdf

A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.

Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 72 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2019-10-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781524858964

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Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

Tess wants you to know that she intends to continue throwing up freely as long as the new baby gets to—fair is fair. Ovid would like to inform you that he’s giving up one of his nine lives in order to avoid a visit to the vet—he’ll miss you and knows you understand. And Quinn assures you that she’ll protect you from whatever it is that’s rolled under the table with all the righteous fury in her little body—even if only turns out to be a dropped olive. Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again is full of funny letters and heartwarming photos—a perfect gift for cat lovers.

I Could Pee on This

Author : Francesco Marciuliano
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 111 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2012-08-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781452121864

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I Could Pee on This by Francesco Marciuliano Pdf

Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.

Sorry I Slept on Your Face

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 65 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2016-11-08
Category : Pets
ISBN : 9781449484439

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Sorry I Slept on Your Face by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

What does it mean when your cat bites your toes as hard as she can? When she suffocates you with her body, is she just getting comfortable or is she trying to tell you she needs more space? In Sorry I Slept on Your Face, cats, in all their superiority, break up with their owners through sorry/not sorry letters illustrated with cute, funny, sweet photographs. This book will make you laugh and make you ponder your relationship with your own cat.

Before We Were Strangers

Author : Renée Carlino
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 320 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2015-08-18
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781501105784

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Before We Were Strangers by Renée Carlino Pdf

From the USA TODAY bestselling author of Sweet Thing and Nowhere But Here comes a love story about a Craigslist “missed connection” post that gives two people a second chance at love fifteen years after they were separated in New York City. To the Green-eyed Lovebird: We met fifteen years ago, almost to the day, when I moved my stuff into the NYU dorm room next to yours at Senior House. You called us fast friends. I like to think it was more. We lived on nothing but the excitement of finding ourselves through music (you were obsessed with Jeff Buckley), photography (I couldn’t stop taking pictures of you), hanging out in Washington Square Park, and all the weird things we did to make money. I learned more about myself that year than any other. Yet, somehow, it all fell apart. We lost touch the summer after graduation when I went to South America to work for National Geographic. When I came back, you were gone. A part of me still wonders if I pushed you too hard after the wedding… I didn’t see you again until a month ago. It was a Wednesday. You were rocking back on your heels, balancing on that thick yellow line that runs along the subway platform, waiting for the F train. I didn’t know it was you until it was too late, and then you were gone. Again. You said my name; I saw it on your lips. I tried to will the train to stop, just so I could say hello. After seeing you, all of the youthful feelings and memories came flooding back to me, and now I’ve spent the better part of a month wondering what your life is like. I might be totally out of my mind, but would you like to get a drink with me and catch up on the last decade and a half? M

Verity

Author : Colleen Hoover
Publisher : Hachette UK
Page : 295 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2021-10-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781538724743

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Verity by Colleen Hoover Pdf

Whose truth is the lie? Stay up all night reading the sensational psychological thriller that has readers obsessed, from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Too Late and It Ends With Us. #1 New York Times Bestseller · USA Today Bestseller · Globe and Mail Bestseller · Publishers Weekly Bestseller Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of bestselling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity’s notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn’t expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read. Page after page of bone-chilling admissions, including Verity's recollection of the night her family was forever altered. Lowen decides to keep the manuscript hidden from Jeremy, knowing its contents could devastate the already grieving father. But as Lowen’s feelings for Jeremy begin to intensify, she recognizes all the ways she could benefit if he were to read his wife’s words. After all, no matter how devoted Jeremy is to his injured wife, a truth this horrifying would make it impossible for him to continue loving her.

Sorry I Humped Your Leg

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 48,9 Mb
Release : 2017-06-06
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781449487423

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Sorry I Humped Your Leg by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

The bestselling author who brought you Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe and Sorry I Slept on Your Face presents a new collection of hilarious letters from over-enthusiastic, manners-challenged dogs paired with painfully cute photographs. Gronk apologizes for his passion, but he honestly thought humping your leg would bring you closer. Ladybug just wants to help you with your nature photography, so she selflessly alerts you to any nearby skunks. Truman was just trying to help you save face when he licked the carving board at Thanksgiving—the embarrassment of a leaky turkey would surely bring you nothing but shame for years. He does taste the tarragon. Sorry I Humped Your Leg contains letters from well-meaning pooches who go above and beyond for you. From escaping every enclosure you can dream up in order to spend more time together to helpfully licking the toilet bowl clean, these pups aim to please.

Ask a Manager

Author : Alison Green
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Page : 306 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2018-05-01
Category : Business & Economics
ISBN : 9780399181818

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From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together

I Could Pee on This, Too

Author : Francesco Marciuliano
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 112 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2016-08-16
Category : Pets
ISBN : 9781452137155

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I Could Pee on This, Too by Francesco Marciuliano Pdf

There's a new cat in town! This feisty sibling of the international bestseller I Could Pee on This will be making its own sensational mark in the cat-poetry world. I Could Pee on This, Too explores fresh feline emotions and philosophical musings through cats' own poetry, such as "Welcome New Cat," "Sleeping My Life Away," and "You Also Live Here." Any cat lover who's longed for a deeper look into the enigmatic world of their cats will fall whiskers over paws for this well-versed follow-up.