Sorry I Pooped In Your Shoe

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 69 pages
File Size : 50,9 Mb
Release : 2011-10-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781449407896

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Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

A light and lively companion to Sorry I Peed on You, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is a hilarious collection of full-color photos and letters of apologies and suggestions from dogs to the people who love them—no matter what bad thing they’ve done! Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into dog--and human--nature.

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 66 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2011-10-11
Category : Pets
ISBN : 9781449413996

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Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into dog—and human—nature.

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 68 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2013-04-02
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781449427047

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Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

"This cleverly funny collection of letters provides cat lover a window into the whiskered souls of our favorite feline family members"--Publisher description.

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2017-06-06
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781449487423

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Sorry I Humped Your Leg by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

The bestselling author who brought you Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe and Sorry I Slept on Your Face presents a new collection of hilarious letters from over-enthusiastic, manners-challenged dogs paired with painfully cute photographs. Gronk apologizes for his passion, but he honestly thought humping your leg would bring you closer. Ladybug just wants to help you with your nature photography, so she selflessly alerts you to any nearby skunks. Truman was just trying to help you save face when he licked the carving board at Thanksgiving—the embarrassment of a leaky turkey would surely bring you nothing but shame for years. He does taste the tarragon. Sorry I Humped Your Leg contains letters from well-meaning pooches who go above and beyond for you. From escaping every enclosure you can dream up in order to spend more time together to helpfully licking the toilet bowl clean, these pups aim to please.

Author : Francesco Marciuliano
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 113 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2013-07-30
Category : Poetry
ISBN : 9781452131801

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I Could Chew on This by Francesco Marciuliano Pdf

A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 72 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2019-10-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781524858964

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Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

Tess wants you to know that she intends to continue throwing up freely as long as the new baby gets to—fair is fair. Ovid would like to inform you that he’s giving up one of his nine lives in order to avoid a visit to the vet—he’ll miss you and knows you understand. And Quinn assures you that she’ll protect you from whatever it is that’s rolled under the table with all the righteous fury in her little body—even if only turns out to be a dropped olive. Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again is full of funny letters and heartwarming photos—a perfect gift for cat lovers.

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 65 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2016-11-08
Category : Pets
ISBN : 9781449484439

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Sorry I Slept on Your Face by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

What does it mean when your cat bites your toes as hard as she can? When she suffocates you with her body, is she just getting comfortable or is she trying to tell you she needs more space? In Sorry I Slept on Your Face, cats, in all their superiority, break up with their owners through sorry/not sorry letters illustrated with cute, funny, sweet photographs. This book will make you laugh and make you ponder your relationship with your own cat.

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2013-12-17
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781449446277

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Kitty Hearts Doggy (Kitty Loves Doggy) by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

Kitty Hearts Doggy (Kitty Loves Doggy) is a sweetly funny collection of photos and relationship profiles from some of the most unlikely couples. With “aw”-inspiring images of cats and dogs cuddling, and tongue-in-ear relationship advice to keep from biting each other’s heads off (sometimes literally), there’s tail-wagging laughter on every page to help us purr-fect our relationships.

Author : Pascale Lemire
Publisher : Crown
Page : 193 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2013-09-24
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780385349345

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Dog Shaming by Pascale Lemire Pdf

Based on the runaway web phenomenon (dogshamingdotcom), Dog Shaming features the most hilarious, most shameful, and never-before-seen doggie misdeeds. Our dogs are our best friends. They are always happy to see us. They comfort us in our times of need. They also eat our shoes, stain our carpets, and embarrass us in front of our guests. Dog owners everywhere have found their outlet in Dog Shaming, where they can confess their dogs' biggest (and often grossest!) sins, which turn out to be recognizably universal—complete with snapshots of ridiculously cute but shamed pups who don't seem capable of humping humans, pooping on pillows, or snagging steak straight from a grill. So share in the shaming and laugh through your frustration as Dog Shaming reminds us that unconditional love goes both ways.

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 256 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2011-06-18
Category : Reference
ISBN : 9781440514364

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ManWords by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

So your bros are hanging around the grill, shooting the shit while putting back brews from a pony keg. The air's heavy with barbecue sauce, stale belches, and testosterone. And you want to sound manly, like you read Maxim, not GQ. Like you watch football, not gymnastics. You want to use words like "crack-back," "low rider," and "mojo." You need ManWords. If you want to be a high roller, a mac daddy, or a player, you also need this book. And if "taupe," "ruching," and "brow gel" are words you actually know, get this book now. You can probably still be saved.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Black Dog & Leventhal
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2017-09-26
Category : Pets
ISBN : 9780316362221

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Treat! by Anonim Pdf

Who's a good dog? In the tradition of bestselling photography books like Underwater Dogs and Shake comes an adorable and hilarious collection of dog photographs capturing our best friends at one of their favorite moments--treat time. Photographer Christian Vieler caught these eager dogs anticipating, catching--some more successfully than others--and enjoying a scrumptious tidbit. From a tenacious terrier to a goofy golden retriever, these often hilarious and surprisingly beautiful photographs capture each dog's unique personality in a way any dog owner will recognize and that all dog lovers will enjoy!

Author : Pedro Andrade
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2016-05-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781449479169

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Cat Shaming by Pedro Andrade Pdf

Hilarious full-color photos featuring felines and misdemeanors . . . You can’t take away your cat’s allowance when he ruins something valuable. You can’t give her a time-out if she goes outside the litter box. (Most of her day is a time-out anyway.) So what’s the next best thing? Cat Shaming! Cat Shaming is a hilarious collection of photos from owners who express their frustration when their furry best friend does something bad. Millions of cat owners can relate to the antics of these felines with plenty of pictures of shamed—but nevertheless adorable and innocent-looking—kitties.

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 66 pages
File Size : 48,9 Mb
Release : 2011-03-22
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781449406486

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Sorry I Peed on You (and Other Heartwarming Letters to Mommy) by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

Wouldn't you love to know what your toddler's thinking when he refuses to stop jumping on the couch? Jeremy Greenberg's hilarious and thoughtful letters give parents a glimpse into the minds of their little ones. Finally, we can hear "first person" how a kid really isn't fooled by broccoli buried in cheese, how he'd really appreciate it if he could start going down the slide by himself, or how he'd like to apologize for peeing on you during the two seconds it took for you to reach for a fresh diaper. From Daddy's latest four-letter vocab lessons to the dog's (not the toddler's) repeated milk dribbles on the carpet, this hilarious book answers a question every mother of a toddler wants to know: What in the world are they thinking?!

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 72 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2019-10-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781524858964

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Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

Tess wants you to know that she intends to continue throwing up freely as long as the new baby gets to—fair is fair. Ovid would like to inform you that he’s giving up one of his nine lives in order to avoid a visit to the vet—he’ll miss you and knows you understand. And Quinn assures you that she’ll protect you from whatever it is that’s rolled under the table with all the righteous fury in her little body—even if only turns out to be a dropped olive. Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again is full of funny letters and heartwarming photos—a perfect gift for cat lovers.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2016-08-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1449476759

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Dog Shaming 2017 Wall by Anonim Pdf