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Sorry I Humped Your Leg

Jeremy Greenberg
Sorry I Humped Your Leg Book PDF

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2017-06-06
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781449487423

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Sorry I Humped Your Leg by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

The bestselling author who brought you Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe and Sorry I Slept on Your Face presents a new collection of hilarious letters from over-enthusiastic, manners-challenged dogs paired with painfully cute photographs. Gronk apologizes for his passion, but he honestly thought humping your leg would bring you closer. Ladybug just wants to help you with your nature photography, so she selflessly alerts you to any nearby skunks. Truman was just trying to help you save face when he licked the carving board at Thanksgiving—the embarrassment of a leaky turkey would surely bring you nothing but shame for years. He does taste the tarragon. Sorry I Humped Your Leg contains letters from well-meaning pooches who go above and beyond for you. From escaping every enclosure you can dream up in order to spend more time together to helpfully licking the toilet bowl clean, these pups aim to please.

Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe

Jeremy Greenberg
Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe Book PDF

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 66 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2011-10-11
Category : Pets
ISBN : 9781449413996

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Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into dog—and human—nature.

Freak the Mighty

Rodman Philbrick
Freak the Mighty Book PDF

Author : Rodman Philbrick
Publisher : Usborne Publishing Ltd
Page : 140 pages
File Size : 48,9 Mb
Release : 2015-04-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781409591054

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Freak the Mighty by Rodman Philbrick Pdf

Max is used to being called Stupid. And he is used to everyone being scared of him. On account of his size and looking like his dad. Kevin is used to being called Dwarf. And he is used to everyone laughing at him. On account of his size and being some cripple kid. But greatness comes in all sizes, and together Max and Kevin become Freak The Mighty and walk high above the world. An inspiring, heartbreaking, multi-award winning international bestseller.

The Sense of an Ending

Julian Barnes
The Sense of an Ending Book PDF

Author : Julian Barnes
Publisher : Vintage
Page : 158 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2011-10-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780307957337

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The Sense of an Ending by Julian Barnes Pdf

BOOKER PRIZE WINNER • NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A novel that follows a middle-aged man as he contends with a past he never much thought about—until his closest childhood friends return with a vengeance: one of them from the grave, another maddeningly present. A novel so compelling that it begs to be read in a single setting, The Sense of an Ending has the psychological and emotional depth and sophistication of Henry James at his best, and is a stunning achievement in Julian Barnes's oeuvre. Tony Webster thought he left his past behind as he built a life for himself, and his career has provided him with a secure retirement and an amicable relationship with his ex-wife and daughter, who now has a family of her own. But when he is presented with a mysterious legacy, he is forced to revise his estimation of his own nature and place in the world.

Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again

Jeremy Greenberg
Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again Book PDF

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 72 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2019-10-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781524858964

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Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

Tess wants you to know that she intends to continue throwing up freely as long as the new baby gets to—fair is fair. Ovid would like to inform you that he’s giving up one of his nine lives in order to avoid a visit to the vet—he’ll miss you and knows you understand. And Quinn assures you that she’ll protect you from whatever it is that’s rolled under the table with all the righteous fury in her little body—even if only turns out to be a dropped olive. Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again is full of funny letters and heartwarming photos—a perfect gift for cat lovers.

Sorry I Slept on Your Face

Jeremy Greenberg
Sorry I Slept on Your Face Book PDF

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 65 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2016-11-08
Category : Pets
ISBN : 9781449484439

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Sorry I Slept on Your Face by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

What does it mean when your cat bites your toes as hard as she can? When she suffocates you with her body, is she just getting comfortable or is she trying to tell you she needs more space? In Sorry I Slept on Your Face, cats, in all their superiority, break up with their owners through sorry/not sorry letters illustrated with cute, funny, sweet photographs. This book will make you laugh and make you ponder your relationship with your own cat.

Humping Animals Adult Coloring Book

John T
Humping Animals Adult Coloring Book Book PDF

Author : John T
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 42 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2018-10-19
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1728837618

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Humping Animals Adult Coloring Book by John T Pdf

Color, relax, and laugh with this hilariously funny adult coloring book! Makes the perfect gag gift for your favorite colorists, too! The Humping Animals Adult Coloring Book is filled with hilariously funny coloring pages of animals gone wild. The content in this book is NOT explicit. This coloring book makes a perfect gift for yourself so you can color, laugh, and relax. As they say, laughter is the best medicine! The Humping Animals Coloring Book makes an even better gift for your family, friends, coworkers, and gift exchanges such as the White Elephant or Secret Santa.

Sorry I Peed on You (and Other Heartwarming Letters to Mommy)

Jeremy Greenberg
Sorry I Peed on You and Other Heartwarming Letters to Mommy Book PDF

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 66 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2011-03-22
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781449406486

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Sorry I Peed on You (and Other Heartwarming Letters to Mommy) by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

Wouldn't you love to know what your toddler's thinking when he refuses to stop jumping on the couch? Jeremy Greenberg's hilarious and thoughtful letters give parents a glimpse into the minds of their little ones. Finally, we can hear "first person" how a kid really isn't fooled by broccoli buried in cheese, how he'd really appreciate it if he could start going down the slide by himself, or how he'd like to apologize for peeing on you during the two seconds it took for you to reach for a fresh diaper. From Daddy's latest four-letter vocab lessons to the dog's (not the toddler's) repeated milk dribbles on the carpet, this hilarious book answers a question every mother of a toddler wants to know: What in the world are they thinking?!

Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again

Jeremy Greenberg
Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again Book PDF

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 72 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2019-10-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781524858964

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Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again by Jeremy Greenberg Pdf

Tess wants you to know that she intends to continue throwing up freely as long as the new baby gets to—fair is fair. Ovid would like to inform you that he’s giving up one of his nine lives in order to avoid a visit to the vet—he’ll miss you and knows you understand. And Quinn assures you that she’ll protect you from whatever it is that’s rolled under the table with all the righteous fury in her little body—even if only turns out to be a dropped olive. Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again is full of funny letters and heartwarming photos—a perfect gift for cat lovers.

Jinn and Juice

Nicole Peeler
Jinn and Juice Book PDF

Author : Nicole Peeler
Publisher : Orbit
Page : 384 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2014-11-25
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780316407342

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Jinn and Juice by Nicole Peeler Pdf

Meet Lyla: Jinn, belly dancer, and the hottest new urban fantasy heroine in town. To escape an arranged marriage, a jinni granted Lyla her wish: to live a thousand years as a jinni herself. Now, her servitude is ending, but there are a few obstacles in Lyla's path to freedom. A Magi intent on binding her again, a jinni bent on vengeance, and not to mention the nightmare from her past that threatens to make her curse permanent -- and claim her very soul. Jinn and Juice is the first in a new series by fantasy writer, Nicole Peeler set in a world of immortal curses, vengeful jinni and belly dancing.

Veil of Time

Claire R. McDougall
Veil of Time Book PDF

Author : Claire R. McDougall
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 416 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2014-03-11
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781451693812

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Veil of Time by Claire R. McDougall Pdf

Slipping into eighth-century Scotland during a seizure, Maggie, tormented by the death of her daughter, finds love with the brother of the king whose daughter could be her own daughter's double, and must choose between staying in the past or returning tothe present.

This Is Pleasure

Mary Gaitskill
This Is Pleasure Book PDF

Author : Mary Gaitskill
Publisher : Pantheon
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 44,7 Mb
Release : 2019-11-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781524749149

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This Is Pleasure by Mary Gaitskill Pdf

Starting with Bad Behavior in the 1980s, Mary Gaitskill has been writing about gender relations with searing, even prophetic honesty. In This Is Pleasure, she considers our present moment through the lens of a particular #MeToo incident. The effervescent, well-dressed Quin, a successful book editor and fixture on the New York arts scene, has been accused of repeated unforgivable transgressions toward women in his orbit. But are they unforgivable? And who has the right to forgive him? To Quin’s friend Margot, the wrongdoing is less clear. Alternating Quin’s and Margot’s voices and perspectives, Gaitskill creates a nuanced tragicomedy, one that reveals her characters as whole persons—hurtful and hurting, infuriating and touching, and always deeply recognizable. Gaitskill has said that fiction is the only way that she could approach this subject because it is too emotionally faceted to treat in the more rational essay form. Her compliment to her characters—and to her readers—is that they are unvarnished and real. Her belief in our ability to understand them, even when we don’t always admire them, is a gesture of humanity from one of our greatest contemporary writers.

American Tropic

Thomas Sanchez
American Tropic Book PDF

Author : Thomas Sanchez
Publisher : Knopf
Page : 226 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2013
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781400042326

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American Tropic by Thomas Sanchez Pdf

A string of murders being committed by a mysterious voodoo assassin on the exotic island city of Key West pits a crusading environmental shock-jock and a homicide detective against a maelstrom of unscrupulous developers, scammers and everyday citizens. 25,000 first printing.

The Other End of the Leash

Patricia McConnell, Ph.D.
The Other End of the Leash Book PDF

Author : Patricia McConnell, Ph.D.
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Page : 289 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2009-02-19
Category : Pets
ISBN : 9780307489180

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The Other End of the Leash by Patricia McConnell, Ph.D. Pdf

Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.

The Things They Carried

Tim O'Brien
The Things They Carried Book PDF

Author : Tim O'Brien
Publisher : HarperCollins
Page : 259 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2009-10-13
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780547420295

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The Things They Carried by Tim O'Brien Pdf

Look for O’Brien’s new book, American Fantastica, on sale October 24th A classic work of American literature that has not stopped changing minds and lives since it burst onto the literary scene, The Things They Carried is a ground-breaking meditation on war, memory, imagination, and the redemptive power of storytelling. The Things They Carried depicts the men of Alpha Company: Jimmy Cross, Henry Dobbins, Rat Kiley, Mitchell Sanders, Norman Bowker, Kiowa, and the character Tim O’Brien, who has survived his tour in Vietnam to become a father and writer at the age of forty-three. Taught everywhere—from high school classrooms to graduate seminars in creative writing—it has become required reading for any American and continues to challenge readers in their perceptions of fact and fiction, war and peace, courage and fear and longing. The Things They Carried won France's prestigious Prix du Meilleur Livre Etranger and the Chicago Tribune Heartland Prize; it was also a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize and the National Book Critics Circle Award.